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    OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!







    http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/

    It also featured far more of Joanie Laurer than virtually anybody wanted to see. Laurer and Waltman engaged in hardcore oral, anal and just plain distasteful intercourse for 56 unbearable minutes, including loving footage of Laurer's penis... uh, clitoris... uh, penis... uh, let's go with "very large clitoris that really, really, REALLY looks like a penis."

    The clitoris in question was aptly described by a reviewer at SomethingAwful.com as "terrifying". Reviewers who could stop fixating on the clit were appalled by the acne rash on Joanie's ass, a byproduct of steroid use. A critical success, the film was not.

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    Holy Shit! Oh My Fucking God! Jesus Christ!

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    There was a doctor who was interviewed about this...and he said it was a medical wonder how she could have such a large clit...he even went as far as to say it was one of the largest hes seen LOL

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    That's old news. Now that I think about it though, her old theme music makes sense now.

    "Don't treat me like a woman, don't treat me like a man..."

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    What the fuck is that!!!!??!?!!!?

    If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home.

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    hahahahahaha!

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    I seriously believe that that is her penis! She has both a penis and a vagina!

    Does pee come out of it??!?! Does it get hard??!!?!?! Does she has a prostate?!!?! Does she have balls that haven't appeared?!?!?!?

    I must know more.

    I must.

    If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home.

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    I'm sorry, but that's a penis.

    A penis on a male is nothing more than an enlarged clit, anyway. Shouldn't that stand to reason that an enlarged clit on a female is a penis, too? It LOOKS like a penis. It IS a penis! LoL No matter what the medical terminology is for it, if it looks like a cock and it's in the same place as a cock... it's a cock, LoL.

    Plus, I mean, have you gotten a good look at Chyna? Bitch looks like a man. She has an adam's apple 'n shit! It's quite obvious that she started out in the womb as a female, then suddenly switched to male in the last process of development or something, LoL. I mean, SOMETHING isn't right.

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    That is weird, is this real? Wouldn't this information have come out sooner? There aren't any scrotum or testicles.

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    Well at least we know her penis..eh..er Clitoris is circumcised

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    Thats just disgusting.

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    ok if she has a penis or whatever it is...how come it didnt come out in her Playboy shoot? im sure if the photographers who did the playboy shoot would of seen her clit they would of canceled the shoot....dont you think?

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    Wow. I'm going to cry.

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    Quote Originally Posted by craziwranglerman View Post
    ok if she has a penis or whatever it is...how come it didnt come out in her Playboy shoot? im sure if the photographers who did the playboy shoot would of seen her clit they would of canceled the shoot....dont you think?
    I was thinking the same thing!

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    My eyes! Oh lord! They burn!
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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    Oh My God, My Eyes!!!
    War, War never changes...

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    i posted a link to the vid in my yahoo group, but admit that i could not sit through watching the video - the guy was so dumb i lost interest in seeing his cock immediately, and when i scanned way ahead to check on the end minutes of the video and saw that monstrous thing/prick/clit and heard 'chyna' grunting and moaning...i decided to hit the red 'x'...that bitch is a freak of nature/steroids...

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    Im Bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    Why did she have to peirce it?!?!?!
    Let me see you stripped down to the bone.

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    You guys are just so easily shockable! You are pissed off when someone makes a comment about a male body or a gay kiss, but if you see an oversized clitoris, you're... shocked! Get over it, the majority of the population of this planet is female! A female body is a wonderful thing, that's why god needed a little bit more time to create it than the male body... And I'm pretty sure you would have made the same mean comments if you got a picture of Jenna Jameson or Pamela Anderson! Or another -son!
    No one on the corner has swagga like us!

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    Re: OMFG... Joanie "Chyna" Laurer has a PENIS!

    Oh yeah, that's something I needed to see.

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