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    The Grand 'What If...'

    Okay, new Game... it's very simple... someone poses a question in the form of a 'what if' question, the next person answers, and then makes up a new one... I'll start us off:

    What if you were the only person on a desert Island, how would you spend your time?

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    hmm Building a hut....finding water...food...then FRIDAY...then FRIDAY...once I had done FRIDAY...I would look for someone called SATURDAY.
    Ok...What if you were given 5 millions dollars how would you spend it?

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    I would buy a huge ass house!

    What if your boyfriend left you for a much younger man?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    I'd cry my eyes out and hire an assassin.

    What if your boyfriend decided to have a sex change and become a woman?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    I am the younger man He left someone else years ago to be with me.If he ever finds the energy to go off with someone younger and with more sex drive he won't cope! I keep him very worn out and happy

    What if you knew the world was going to end in six hours?






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    I'd steal some shit, screw some guys, and then get hyped up on drugs so I can't tell.

    What if you caught your boyfriend cheating on you with your boss?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    If the world were going to end in 6 hours, I wish I had noticed the post 1/2 an hour ago... I would go out and throw the best 6 hour party ever... and watch the end of the world fireworks

    What if you were had to go out on a date with the one person you couldn't stand or you're best friend would disappear forever?

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    If I went on a date with a guy I couldn't stand, I think I would just wait it out and talk him down so he knew I wasn't interested but not in a rude way.


    What if you were sent to an Amish community?

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    I would teach them how to sing Weird Al Yankovich's Amish Paradise.

    What if you were accosted by a giant talking duck?

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    If I were sent to Amish country, I would raise horses and raise barns... then when I'm all buff, travel back to see "the English" and find a cute husband

    What would you do if the one thing that you cared about most suddenly became deadly?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    ^^^^^^ (I think) ...I'm Bi...no problem!

    ^^ I'd quack back.

    ^ Be VERY careful.

    What would you do if you couldn't have sex anymore?

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    I wouldn't know the difference!

    What if you could sell your soul to Satan in exchange for the man of your dreams?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    i would try to make a 2 for 1 deal with him (n.n)' and get the guy and the girl of my dreams(happy and proud to be bi)

    what if your mom was gay and you find her making out with a girl on the couch?

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    I'd probably be a little shocked, but then I'd be like, "Right on, Ma!" It'd be rough, but my family's been through rough before.

    What would you do, if your best friend told you he was cheating on his wife with a married couple?

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    I'd turn his sorry ass in!


    What if you just found out your house will be re-possessed in a week?

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    WTF!! i would tell him to a foursome with his wife and the couple

    what would you do if a thieve came in and steal your cd collection

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    God help the poor bugger who'd break into my house.... If the dog didn't get him, I would make sure he didn't enjoy his visit! All those CD's!


    What would you do if you were accidentally locked in a huge department store overnight?

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    I'd watch movies and get some food from the cooking section.

    What if your parents insisted you marry your boyfriend so that people couldnt say you were shacking-up?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    I'd tell them I'm pregnant and then throw myself down the stairs.

    What if affordable, friendly robots existed and were programmed to clean your house and re-enact scenes from classic Three's Company episodes and went-a-wassailing even during the summertime and I was one of them?

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    As long as you have the house clean you can do anything you want on your own time.


    What if you could have sex with anyone you wanted?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    Corny, Mtnbikeguy, StalwarkPK, ReasonedAnarchy, and any number of other board posters would be worn the fuck out from having so much sex with anyone they wanted.

    As for me? I'd be mildly intrigued by the thought of sex with Janet Reno, but would opt instead to drink a few gallons of prison-quality toilet wine, throw up on the pumpkin-orange shag carpeting in the basement, and pass out on the futon.


    Oh, and what if fat were the new thin?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    I still would be thin cause i'm fairly active. And really i can't handle too many fatty foods; i get pimples...umm....everywhere.

    What if you're computer had a personality?

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    If my computer develpoed a personality i would feed it until it has more knowledge than winston churchill and einstein put together. I would then develp it's sexual prowess and it's physical ability and throw it out of the window on top of a small child.

    What if there was no time?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    there already is no time... there's no such thing as time, so why would you ask what would happen if it didn't exist...

    what if the world was about to end, and you had to choose how it ended, how would it end?

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    haveing bush for president again

    what if the straight guy you have a crush on wanted to have sex with you?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    well, I would first come to the conclusion that he wasn't straight, and then carefully lead him to my bedroom and make sure he didn't bang his head the first time

    What if you were asked what was really on you're mind right now?

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    There is no such thing as a straight guy... so why would you ask what would happen if he came on to you.....

    What would you do if there was no time?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    make an appointment for the next day...
    What would you do the next day?

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    find something worth eating.

    What if reality all of a sudden got reversed?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    i'd take some time to orient myself and work out how to make sense of the new reality.

    What if you received the gift of clairyvoyance?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    Then I would try to use it to avoid disaster and tragedy. and help positive things happen.

    What if you just won a multi-million dollar lottery?


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    I'd go on a tour of the world.


    What would you do if you realised you were ugly ?

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    Live as a hermit, until I find an anti ugly spell or something

    What if all of a sudden you realized you were bad in bed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvnguardian
    Live as a hermit, until I find an anti ugly spell or something

    What if all of a sudden you realized you were bad in bed?
    I'd pm Irrational Conformity to find out how one goes about living with such a handicap.



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    I'd buy a copy of "The Joy of Gay Sex"!


    What if they stopped selling your favorite brand of cologne?


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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    well, obviously, no one would ever smell the same again... I don't wear cologne though. So, I suppose, just be sad that HE didn't smell the same

    What if all of a sudden, you had to choose between life and love?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    Thats a tough one. If I was assured life would go my way, then I'd choose life.

    What if you found out that homosexuality WAS really a sin because God came down from heaven and told you himself and he also said if you act upon your desires for a man then you'll go straight to hell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shagall
    Thats a tough one. If I was assured life would go my way, then I'd choose life.

    What if you found out that homosexuality WAS really a sin because God came down from heaven and told you himself and he also said if you act upon your desires for a man then you'll go straight to hell?
    Then I'd know God is a Democrat.

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    Wonder, what on earth had gone on at that time.

    What if global warming flooded your city?

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    Pack-up the porn & head for higher-ground!

    What if you found-out that Nostradamas (sp?) didn't know shit?

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    I'd ask him if he knew Clara... Shit isn't someone you really don't want to know

    What if you could life your life like your favorite childrens story?

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvnguardian
    I'd ask him if he knew Clara... Shit isn't someone you really don't want to know

    What if you could life your life like your favorite childrens story?
    I read Lady Chatterly's Lover when I was 10, so not much different

    What if you could were able to make yourself invisable?

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    I'd sneak around causing havoc, then, leave, reappear, then come back and ask what happened

    What if you had approximatly 71 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds left to live?

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    I'd be sure all my friends and family knew how much I loved them. (geez, that's so serious I can't believe I just said it)

    What if you cast a spell that would turn anyone with homosexual tendencies bright blue? (it's actually a book, "Am I Blue?")

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    Everyone would shortly turn blue... then, human nature would take over, and those few people would there fore become oppressed, as they are now a minority.

    What if you could change color at will?

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    I'd be the life and soul of all the parties,... or in a freak show.

    What if your car was a space ship?

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    I'd fly to the moon and look at the earth

    What if you were God, all this time, and you didn't realize it?

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    What are you saying...I thought I was????

    What if the internet became as slow as "snail mail"?

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    Re: The Grand 'What If...'

    LoL, than I guess I would use it just as often as the postal service.

    What if you could change one landmark in the world?

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    Then I would invert the pyramid Cheops.

    What if the Atlantic Ocean was drained?

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