Sausy's Place!

[KingGumby VII]

mmmmmmm... Balls

[Raybee]

With respect, King Gumby.....are you ordering the rum balls, or drooling over Bradlee's mouthwatering Siggie? (like I am).

[dynk]

How about I hug you Ray and order a nice cappuccino.

[bradlee]

With respect, King Gumby.....are you ordering the rum balls, or drooling over Bradlee's mouthwatering Siggie? (like I am).

Shhh.That's me.

[Remains of the Gay]

We also do a nice batch of Rum Balls!

ohmygoodness! thank you. Dunking Dickies.

how big (and thick) are the dickies? I'll need to know if they're one or two mouthful dunking treats, after all.

now I have to figure out what I want to dunk these delicious looking dickies in. I imagine they're probably quite hard and one may want to moisten them in order to swallow them all down (without choking...gagging or needing to spit anything out).

what would you recommend for me to dunk a dicky in?

[dynk]

I can show you where to dunk

[bradlee]

I just happen to be drinking Hot Chocolate with fluff.

[Remains of the Gay]

I just happen to be drinking Hot Chocolate with fluff.

That makes me wonder if Sausy's carries any Fluffernutter on the menu? (Maybe just on the Super Gay Menu)?

I suppose once one gets an insatiable appetite for Fluffernutter, it can go in anything!

"Sure, smear a big white glop of Fluffernutter on my cake!"

"Of course, I want a thick dollop of Fluffernutter on my steak!"






It also makes me wonder just who in the hell named it Fluffernutter? I mean, mygoodness! Was it a corporation run by old women? Or is it just a bad foreign translation?



(I bet it was a guy with kneepads, a big, gooey grin ...and a dream)


Also: Technically, is Fluffernutter the product itself or the maker of the product?

[bradlee]

Think about it,a gay porn star named it.


Hey where is the JUKEBOX?

[Raybee]

The Jukebox is over there on the left.

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[Raybee]

And Bradlee, I believe you wanted a hot chocolate "with a bit of fluff", although Wilhelmina does not like to be called that! (that was her "old job".

[Raybee]

P.S Bradlee, this place badly needs a caterer.........I think Sausy would hire you in a flash if you're interested. Anyway, got to get back to my REAL job!

[Sausy]

Business tonight is good...great job Raybee!Tell ROTD we will carry Marshmallow Fluff and provide Fluffernutters on our Supergay menu! Good seeing Bradlee and Dynk here...Ruby stepped in the other night and I missed her Things seem to be looking up...Wilhemina is even growing on me some! I appreciate your work to get this place going....just need permanent staff.

[RKuper]

I'm hungry for some sausage right now.........

[Sausy]

I'm hungry for some sausage right now.........

I'm gonna need help with that sausage,Robert!

[RKuper]

I'm gonna need help with that sausage,Robert!

Surely you don't need help?



but, then again we could end up kissing!

[Sausy]

Surely you don't need help?



but, then again we could end up kissing!

God,I love your pictures!

[BrandonSBCA]

*Goes to the back room*

[dynk]

God,I love your pictures!

If I had hot dot holders like that for my grill, I think I would like hot dogs

[bradlee]

robertac definitely has the best pics here.Always makes me laugh or feel sentimental.

Nice jukebox. Looks like it is an original 78 rpm machine.

[Remains of the Gay]

I'm hungry for some sausage right now.........

Now that's a sausage made for a Snickers moment. One can work on one end while the other begins to swallow down the other end. And you meet in the middle.

I know that some sausages enjoy it are enjoyed best that way. They're just made to be eaten by two.

Maybe it could be Sausy's Places version of Chateaubriand for two .

[dynk]

Maybe we could have sausage eating competitions.

[Raybee]

*Goes to the back room*

God, that's beautiful Brannie. Thanks for brightening up the place

[Sausy]

Maybe we could have sausage eating competitions.

I like Dynk's thinking....we should work on that,Raybee!

[Sausy]

*Goes to the back room*

Thanks Brannie,that is so nice and so sweet!Ray's right,it really brightens up the place!

[Raybee]

Hi SE . Yes, a sausage competition would be great. You'll have to think of a prize though?

[Sausy]

Hi SE . Yes, a sausage competition would be great. You'll have to think of a prize though?

Something nice for someone to "blow" on...of course!The winner gets blown by the other competitors...he's eaten enough already!

[Remains of the Gay]

Here's a contest idea.



eating sausages with one's toes.





(someone at Sausy's would be sure to win if this guy were any example of the competition)

[Raybee]

Well, I'm sitting here on my ownsome. Not a customer in sight. Nightshift is like this I suppose. Sure is lonely though

[bradlee]

Checking in from Mansfield MA

[dynk]

Checking in from Mansfield MA

I was in Foxboro this noon.

[Remains of the Gay]

^ are (were) you both on excursions for Massachusetts sausages?

[dynk]

I was at The Patriot's Stadium office.

[Remains of the Gay]

^ There should definitely be sausages there.

Many, many, many fine, plump sausages indeed!

[Raybee]

Guys, please help yourselves to the self-serve buffet and coffee bar - I am exhausted and need to have a lie down.
Thanks
Raybee

P.S Sausageeater - about the new uniform....we need to talk

[Raybee]

THIS SAUSAGE IS NOW UPRIGHT, and OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

[Sausy]

Guys, please help yourselves to the self-serve buffet and coffee bar - I am exhausted and need to have a lie down.
Thanks
Raybee

P.S Sausageeater - about the new uniform....we need to talk

OK,I really wasn't paying attention to detail! I trust you to"cum up" with something!

[Raybee]

Well, sausageeater.....that little Sister Bertrille number that Wilhelmina is wearing - it'd go so nice with my logger-boots, don't ya reckon?

[Sausy]

Well, sausageeater.....that little Sister Bertrille number that Wilhelmina is wearing - it'd go so nice with my logger-boots, don't ya reckon?

Wilhemina is real nice,a bit stiff,though ....but I was thinking a little less formal,hell...a LOT less formal!

[Raybee]

Hi SE
I've been interviewing waiters. This is Rodney. He's really rather good. What do you think?

[Raybee]

It'll take a while for his police-check to be done, so I've lent him my ID.

[NaughtyAngel]

A stripper pole for some entertainment from the retired JUB stripper

[Raybee]

Anything, for you Naughtyangel!

This is how we did it when I was a strapping young lad:

[Raybee]

...but you probably mean THIS kind of pole-dancing.

[bradlee]

I need a slow dance

[Raybee]

Oh Bradlee, that was beautiful! THANK YOU.
I'll slow-dance with you anytime.
Saucy's going to love it now that we've got a decent sound-system installed.

[bradlee]

Nothing like a good old record.

I wish I still had a workingjukebox....dont have the $$ so she sits in the basement....silent.

Let's slow dance some more Raybee

[Raybee]

Rodney, please see if Bradlee, or anyone else, would like a drink. And write down the words to "It's Now Or Never", 'cause I'm *swoon* going to be singing it all night!

[RKuper]

This reminded me of a good time at Sausy's Place! Love me some Sausage!

[Raybee]

Nice one Robertac We'll have to get a few cases of "Sausagefest" beer in for 'the boys"!