Andy Roddick [merged]

[elle]

jockboy wins 20th title in lyon France!





im so happy for andy
next: masters series paris on wednesday...
we know you can do it andy.


more pix from today

[Andreus]

im diggin the package shot on this one... it amazes me that he plays golf in boxers... i dont mind the lack of support on the goods if he doesnt....

live long and be a flopper

thats my motto !!

[Mohawk373]

That is a very nice picture

Thanks Elle!

[elle]

im diggin the package shot on this one... it amazes me that he plays golf (?) in boxers... i dont mind the lack of support on the goods if he doesnt....

i don't think they are boxers Per se...i think they are like designer biker shorts, used to keep the feel good lacoste fabric from rubbing against his private parts and rising the roddick-(mid play) we have seen this happen.
*replays Wimbledon in head*
it cant be for more support because they seem to get in the way just as much as before.
i believe its a failing attempt at modesty- & i scoff at it.
boo!
hiss!


now this is something:
Andy By The Numbers

No. 1 in Aces with 858 bombs
No. 5 in 1st Serve Percentage, with a solid 66 percent . Leader Rafael Nadal tops the board with 69 percent .
No. 2 in 1st Serve points Won with an impressive 83 percent , only 1 percent behind Ivo Karlovic.
No. 3 in 2nd Serve points Won, holding on at 56 percent . Federer leads with 60 percent
No. 1 in Service Games Won with a chart topping 93 percent .
No. 2 in Break Points saved, rescuing an astounding 71 percent only 1 percent behind Ivan Llubicic.
no.3 in the world.
5 titles this year on 4 different serfaces
...Andy has left himself with little room for improvement.


now more unsupported roddick.
how should i know?
click for big pix

[captain_bligh]

You've got to admit that Andy puts everything into his tennis!

[HazeMaster]

andy is in the finals at: the Grand Prix de tennis de lyon, in lyon France.
as usual...andy showing off his ass.

Young Master RodDICK is a total cocktease

He knows exactly what he's doing with those ass shots

And it isn't selling lacoste boxers



PS: I'm very happy to be back in RodDICK land ("The Enchanted Kingdom")

I've missed you all--and I've missed slutty little randy Andy

[captain_bligh]

I agree. He knows exactly what he's doing. It's all part of his extremely aggressive tennis game which to me seems to have a heavy sexual motivation. The aggression is only tamed when he comes across a stronger opponent and he becomes strangely submissive. It's all kind of bizarre.

[elle]

I agree. He knows exactly what he's doing. It's all part of his extremely aggressive tennis game which to me seems to have a heavy sexual motivation. The aggression is only tamed when he comes across a stronger opponent and he becomes strangely submissive. It's all kind of bizarre.

that is so insightful...
its so true.

its total sexual aggression out there you can see it-
he usually likes to get out fast and stay ahead and when he does you just can't keep up with him its such dominance its like he's trying to intimidate, he wont sit down in changeovers he paces back and forth just trying to get into the other guys head almost like he's standing right in the other guys face nose to nose waiting for him to blink.

when he doesn't get ahead first and rallies back from behind you can see his whole body change he starts to swagger and strut (shaking his ass as he walks)
he starts grabbing at his cock more and if he's being really dominant he gets hard for quiet sometime- and doesn't try to hide it.

plus he uses his tongue a lot its always moving about licking the air and hanging out...i know it subconscious but its like he's tyring to entice the other guy into being distracted sometimes.

then if he starts to loose he totally submits- he starts getting very very bitchy (not mad but girly bitchy ) he starts applauding his opponents (which i hate) and generally bends over.
plus i notice he always bends from the waist on court which is odd- weather it picking up his racket or tying both of his shoes he just stands there with his ass out to the majority of the crowd and cameras-and it does look blatant when you watch him enough.

i also noticed he's one of the only guys on the tour who does this but at the net after the match he is always the first to offer the hug as opposed to the handshake and not the handshake hug with our hands in between us the full on penis to penis hug- especially with roger federer a couple of times Ive seen him come around the net to congratulate roger with the full hug- and that just supercool if you ask me. (no hang ups)

this is why he's so special, i mean i would never watch any sport but I'm addicted to tennis not just Andy tennis but tennis in general- and its totally because of him the first time i saw him play i was like this is the most sexual thing Ive seen in a long time.
i was like who is this kid with all the power and competitiveness...man he sweats a lot-
and why is he not wearing underwear?- i was hooked

Andy's tennis is like porn...i remember a match about this time last year...right after i had to go to my friends birthday dinner and half way thru she was like whats up with you- i had a dazed look
i was like "i just watched 3 1/2 hours of sex only nobody touched and it was on a tennis court- and i can't believe how smokin hot it was & now i cant even think at all."

sports and sex go hand & hand i suppose but Andy takes it to a personal almost animal level you feel his sexual power and it stirs your own too- I...yet its perplexing all at the same time since nothing really is going on you have to string these innuendos & perceptions together and fill in the gap yourself .

the quote that strikes me the most is-
"its just really all hype...its kinda like the more matches i win the better looking i get to the public"
-its almost like he's subconsciously aware yet consciously unaware.
because he could loose every match from now till 2010 he'd still be the hottest man Ive ever seen and his personality just makes it better.


I'm sorry for this whole rant- i had a really bad day and losing myself in Andy is a nice way to forget

and hazemaster...were glad to have you back in the Enchanted Kingdom

now for hanging in with my ramble-ramble-ramble
i present presents i love these pix and tell me this is not oncourt sex.

as i post this Madonna's- forbidden love...it just came on i didn't do it its playing in the background...just so you know.









whew....i feel better.
by the way andy won his match at the masters cup in paris today.
here are some pix from the match.

[Guest]

Elle, Andy called he wants is personal photo albums back.

Thanks for the great pictures!

[captain_bligh]

No, he doesn't want the photos back. He's having too good a time. I notice in the Paris photos that the spandex underwear is back.

[elle]

i cant believe that this thread is already past 400 posts
but i have to say this poll up here is crazy- y'all are dreaming

anyway andy won today...one of the best matches he's played in awhile, im so happy
into round 4 awesome andy...
i mean-
"young master roddick"
he only needed just under 50 minutes to dispose of his opponent
6-1 6-2 bye-bye

so here are 2 short clips of 2 of the best points- hot

http://media.putfile.com/Video-2012

http://media.putfile.com/Video-1984

and here are the pictures...if you saw this comming toward you tell me you wouldnt do what ever he wants?
or maybe im just a boy crazy ho who can say?

[Bradlee]

Wanted to say thanks Elle for all the work you've done bringing us RODDICK

[jwes]

wow.. is this the longest a thread has ever been up?.. almost 4 months...
its amazing how such a subject can last forever.. pretty cool

[HazeMaster]

I used to work with a woman named Grace Nash, curator of one the largest photo collections in NY

Grace devised this amazing system for cataloging photos--and she kept it all in her head

I wish I had Ms. Nash's analytic mind, because my collection of Andy pix is getting unmanageably huge, and I want to organize the pix into subcategories:

Andy Bending Over (rear view)

Andy Touching Self (front view)

Andy in White

Andy in Blue

Andy in Black

Andy with Backward Baseball Cap

Andy with Frontward Baseball Cap

Andy in Transparent Shorts

Andy Humping Net

Andy Flirting

Andy Doing Obscene Things With His Tongue

Andy with Shirt Riding Up (front view)

Andy with Shirt Riding Up (rear view)

Andy Topless (front view)

Andy Topless (rear view)

. . . . I'm feeling somewhat tired right now. I think I'll just lie down and take a little nap. And dream of Andy . . . .

[Mohawk373]

Some of those last photos! Whoa! Andy is really showing that bulge of his, I truly hope he keeps that "up"! I'm glad he is doing well.

Let's all say collectively....

"Keep it "UP" Andy!"

[elle]

stomache andy...this trail seems to change in shape & thickness this boy is toying with emotions and he knows it. is it wrong to want to lick it?



Steve i love your subcategories- really quite thorough...but if your collection is outta hand then mine is ... well lets not talk about what i am.


bradlee thank you for the thank you...love you guys too much.

[captain_bligh]

I want to organize the pix into subcategories:

Andy Bending Over (rear view)

Andy Touching Self (front view)

Andy in White

Andy in Blue

Andy in Black

Andy with Backward Baseball Cap

Andy with Frontward Baseball Cap

Andy in Transparent Shorts

Andy Humping Net

Andy Flirting

Andy Doing Obscene Things With His Tongue

Andy with Shirt Riding Up (front view)

Andy with Shirt Riding Up (rear view)

Andy Topless (front view)

Andy Topless (rear view)

. . . . .

That list is a story board in itself!

[elle]

well Andy won his match today but it was not pretty 6-2, 6-3, 7-6...
unfortunately he also maneged to hurt his lower back in the process (damn it) and with just a little under 3 weeks left on the tour.

hopefully he will be in top shape 2 weeks from now at the year end master cup in shanghai (where only the top 8 players play) i really hope he can do well there...anyway he totally gutted this one out like the champion he is & is into the semi-finals but he may or may not play he has yet to decide
(damn, his cute little trainer is gonna be working his ass over all night, lucky bastard!)
i almost hope he doesn't play...i think doing well in shanghai is really important for him
anyway get better tonight Andy!!
its really to bad as the number one seed he has to play- back to back to back to back matches just to play in the finals without one day off

lets celebrate this awesome win with pix...shall we?





now for those of us who like this sorta thing:
Andy getting worked on
(a preview of what will be going on in his Paris hotel suite tonight...only with less clothes.)
click pix for slightly bigger versions

[captain_bligh]

What happened to Andy today? Not worked on enough last night or maybe too much?

[Northernguy]

Boy, this really has to be the WORST job in the world:



I can't express how much I'd really hate to be the one to have to do that

[Guest]

Again thanks Elle fore everything...

[HazeMaster]

I always suspected Andy was a bottom boy.

He's getting off on whatever it is that trainer's doing to him.

[GIOVANNISLOAN2005]

Andy's got a great ass indeed... one if not the best in Tennis. But fellow player Rafael Nadal of Spain is definitely right up there with him!

[elle]

now look at this...this is serious bounce, how come my lacoste wont move like this? - did i mention i hate those black shorts? we see your undies roddick, and I for one disapprove





well Andy played on Saturday and continued to injure himself & lose...he must be nuts!
you have one week to recover roddick so i can finally watch televised tennis again -you bastard.

look at this...in some of these you could just imagine the trainers head some place else...but I won't of course.
click for big pix...








however this is somewhat redeeming, i mean look at this hair...how could you not just the guy for doing that??

http://rapidshare.de/files/7280587/thehairs.avi.html (short interview )

[Guest]

I'll watch is game tonight (2am Eastern time)(French open) That was a good one yesterday i was sure that i would'nt make it but he did.....

[captain_bligh]

IF it was that bad, hewould have been smart to have retired on Friday.

[Guest]

It wasn't bad it was a close game... (if ^ you were talking yo me )

[captain_bligh]

No, I guess I was referring to the injuries. Yes, it was a close game and Ferrer could have had it but choked horribly. My point was that if Andy's injuries were as bad as we are made to believe, it would have been smart strategy to have withdrawn from the Friday game. With two big matches ahead, there was little chance of a tournament win and a good chance of doing serious damage to himself. He always looks fabulous on court but is not too good at thinking there. Anyway, thanks to elle, we got some more photos!

It will be interesting to see if he is in fightling form for Shanghai.

[elle]

there was little chance of a tournament win and a good chance of doing serious damage to himself. He always looks fabulous on court but is not too good at thinking there. Anyway, thanks to elle, we got some more photos!

It will be interesting to see if he is in fightling form for Shanghai.

exactly.


roddick spankings

[Joshua_me]

I used to work with a woman named Grace Nash, curator of one the largest photo collections in NY

Grace devised this amazing system for cataloging photos--and she kept it all in her head

I wish I had Ms. Nash's analytic mind, because my collection of Andy pix is getting unmanageably huge, and I want to organize the pix into subcategories:

Andy Bending Over (rear view)

Andy Touching Self (front view)

Andy in White

Andy in Blue

Andy in Black

Andy with Backward Baseball Cap

Andy with Frontward Baseball Cap

Andy in Transparent Shorts

Andy Humping Net

Andy Flirting

Andy Doing Obscene Things With His Tongue

Andy with Shirt Riding Up (front view)

Andy with Shirt Riding Up (rear view)

Andy Topless (front view)

Andy Topless (rear view)

. . . . I'm feeling somewhat tired right now. I think I'll just lie down and take a little nap. And dream of Andy . . . .

...Andy sliding up Joshua's ass

Andy swallowing Joshua's load

Andy taking his tennis winnings and buying a private island for he
and Joshua.....

Oh, wait ! Am I typing this out loud ?

Joshy

[captain_bligh]

...Andy sliding up Joshua's ass

Andy swallowing Joshua's load

Andy taking his tennis winnings and buying a private island for he
and Joshua.....

Oh, wait ! Am I typing this out loud ?

Joshy

Joshy working hard on the storyboard. It has a happy ending, I see. Will there be practice courts on the private island?

[Mohawk373]

Is it just me? Or is Andy pitching a tent the entire time?

Not that I'm complaining!

[elle]

Andy still has not decided if he will go to shanghai for the last tournament of the year...he's got just hours to do so-
all i know is his back is hurting and now his shoulder too yet he found it possible to play four games for his boyfriend Elton last night- and I'm not happy about it


while I'm influx about the roddick or his mental faculties i did procure some lovely pics from paris, lets just wrap it up-
Paris masters
click pix for bigger versions-



some other roddick i found recently all credit to kriz

Andy doing football drills in his underwear at 3 in the morning in the middle the street somewhere in Minnesota-


Andy smacking best friend mardy's ass...in a lime green skirt - boys


changing and shaking his ass at Wimbledon, with erection
sorry about the static, cant get rid of it...but you get the idea

[Northernguy]

sorry about the static, cant get rid of it...but you get the idea

Aaagh, our beloved Andy is covered in ants!

Get them off him!

[elle]

look how smart i am, problem solved...however this may become a red x soon, i hope not cause thats all your getting.

on second thought id call that half wood or at the least the beginings of something.


snl andy

[Guest]

Elle, not much i can say except to offer you this

[elle]

Elle, not much i can say except to offer you this

i graciously & lovingly except.
what is it with these andrew boys?
they've got all the right moves and make me so happy.

[Mr.FrankIero]

i totally agree. i have always been obsessed. he is perfect ,his georgeous face ,and his perfect ass.......god so fine !!!!

[elle]

i guess you could say the seaons over.

2 months rest/vacation for the roddick...no excuses in January...January...january what the hell???

[elle]

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[Andreus]

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[elle]

View Poll Results: how big is the rodDICK

THICK, under 6" inches .......................85votes .....16.18%
THICK, over 6" inches .........................238votes....45.86%
thin, under 6" inches...........................90votes......17.34%
thin, over 6" inches............................107votes.....20.62%
Voters: 520. You have already voted on this poll

i find this all very interesting...i am laughing, at the end of the season we have acquired a lot of input...but of course

[Andreus]

hey !!


you cant desert us !!!

we need more to hold us over

i cant go cold turkey i just cant

just a bump baby just one

i got the jonses just thinkin about being cut off

im good for it i swear

just one more pic of andy's ass or crotch

PULEEEESEEE
one little peek at the roddick rock cant hurt

just one ?

[elle]

just cause your so quick- andreus
& i do believe there is plenty of supply yet...just no new shimpments for awhile

[Andreus]

YAYAYAYA


OOOOOPAH

[Guest]

i guess you could say the seaons over.

2 months rest/vacation for the roddick...no excuses in January...January...january what the hell???

WHAT ? I almost had a heart attack (and you know it's not good for me) pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssse don't go!

Well January is not that far and Christmas is close so a little break couldn't hurt.

[elle]

its just that since he pulled out of shanghai...thats about all for the oncourt stuff...i believe we should just hold a review until he comes back (is'nt that what we have been doing....reviewing and viewing and reviewing)

im sure ill be able to dig some stuff up, a lot of his charity stuff goes on in december so maybe we'll get to see more of suit andy

I almost had a heart attack

we cant have anymore of this.

but this we like:

[Guest]

Thanks Elle....We could go to Monaco for a little Vacation on your yatch.

you are .

[JR]

Of course there are other ways of seeing a little "more" of Andy. Since we are stuck with old stock for a while, I though it might be nice to show you what happens if you play with the contrast long enough on one of your faves.

First, you can see he has compression shorts on under there. Which begs the question, "What the hell is he packin' if he's sticking out that far in compression shorts????!!"

This one's for you, dear Elle!

BEFORE
What the human eye can see:



AFTER
What a good digital camera picks up
that can be made visible:



CLOSE UP
What Elle sees in his dreams :

[Guest]

JR simply faboulous..... waiting for more lolll....