want to DVD burn porn files...how??

[ludolfo]

HI...Hope you dont mind me asking this here. i have seen these lads and i HAVE to get them on DVD....maaaan they is hot. thing is i have never ever burned a DVD. i have the means, and program but am clueless as to how to use them and noone can help. is tyhere any porn affectionado here who can take meeercy on my damned soul and help me get this godmaned porn on a CD disk.....pleeeeezr???? ...pleeeeese ..SIR??

[Goula]

Hi,

I've moved your thread from the Requests forum to the Tech & Computers forum. Since the question has more to do with the technology than it does with the porn, it seems like it would fit better, here. Plus, it's more likely to be seen by the people who could answer your questions here than it would be off in the porn-requests forum.

[ANDORYUU]

What operating system do you use (WinXP, Mac OS X, Linux, etc)? What programme/software are you considering to burn the DVD? Do you have any conversion software (i.e. AVI-->DVD)?

[ludolfo]

oh god...i dont know. i THINK it's WinXP. its a Dell Dimension...that help? and on desktop is a Roxio creator LE
does this help??

[ludolfo]

weird just edited a reply to you and its missing ---i said that my comp is a Dell dimension and i think--i.m ashamed to say cause i should know--its operating system is WinXP...maybe you could tell me how to find out for sure?....and there's a programme software on desktop called Roxio creator LE

[noelie]

Start - Run - Msinfo32*****
File - Print - Print To File

PM or post it so we can see what's on your system.

Roxio is crap - Nero Rulez.

[trawler69]

As noelie says Roxio is crap. I use Nero 6 which I prefer to 7. Lots of external drives used to come with it bundled. I'm sure one of your mates must have a copy.

Roxio is crap but seems to come as standard with xp.

[BrandonSBCA]

The only thing I hate about Nero is that it stops burning half way through the process and I have to end up using another DVD which sucks!

[rickbiwdc]

I have similar question.

I have tons of .wmv, .mpg, .mpeg on CD that I want to convert to DVD so that I can play them on tv.

I have HP Media Center PC and Windows Media Plyr 10.

Any suggestions on how to convert those kinds of files to a DVD format?

[blondish]

I think the best could be to buy a divx dvd player so you don't have to convert files which is really a long, hellish process IMO. Just plop them on a dvd.

BTW if any of you have an old Xbox (not 360), put XBMC on it and you can play all your porn across the network Look it up on Wikipedia

[trawler69]

I have similar question.

I have tons of .wmv, .mpg, .mpeg on CD that I want to convert to DVD so that I can play them on tv.

I have HP Media Center PC and Windows Media Plyr 10.

Any suggestions on how to convert those kinds of files to a DVD format?

I Use Nero6 It's a bit of work the first time but once you get the hang of it it is not a problem. It will also handle all the file types you have mentioned.

[raiden]

listen listen, you have been told the hard way,
easiest way get a software called COVERTXTODVD it encodes all ur porn movies into the dvd format and then just burn
its really that simple!

[Soilwork]

buy a mac.


problem solved

[provenlogic]

buy a mac.


problem solved

mac's suck donkey balls

[provenlogic]

All you need is a DVD Writer Drive and any CD/DVD authoring software, there are tons of free DVD authoring programs, just google for them. And you can always pay a few bucks for something like Nero. Just load the video file into the program and burn the DVD... it's that simple.

[Soilwork]

mac's suck donkey balls

I don't agree at all.

I have to work on both and I HATE PCs.

They're 20 times the pain in the ass and the results are never as good.

[Corny]

sure .. because the architecture (that now isn't that different at all) of course is the crucial factor for the outcome/results of your work

[provenlogic]

I don't agree at all.

I have to work on both and I HATE PCs.

They're 20 times the pain in the ass and the results are never as good.

All my work is on the PC. I do 3D animation, graphic design, 3D modeling, PC Game design, etc... and i'd NEVER EVER EVER use a mac. Ever.

[Corny]

^

sure .. because the architecture (that now isn't that different at all) of course is the crucial factor for the outcome/results of your work

selfquotes ftw!