Dildo Substitutes

[FuckedByDaddy]

Are there any alternatives, besides cock of course, to a dildo?

[serious_andy]

My fingers are pretty good actually, also used a candle, carrot and other stuff

[alxnjord]

cucumbers?

[kimihiko]

Ok. I've seem this sort of thread so many times lately.....what's up with that? Is the winter makes gay horny

anyways I keep suggesting this mag lite
It comes many different sizes, and they are pretty thick
It's around $14 or more and you can get at Home Depot, Lowes, or any other stores I believe.

here is what it looks like:
http://www.sackundpack.de/images/dcell_grossvgl.jpg

or buy a huge sausage at grocery store and stick it to your ass and enjoy, after that you can cook it and ta-da it become delicious dinner for your friend

[SurfBoy18]

:: runs around dark room with flashlight sticking out butt::

fun fun fun!

[KingofFaeries]

I like a novelty bat wrapped in a tube sock or two depending on how hard or soft you want it to feel, wrap that up in a condom and go to town.

[scotdog]

cucumbers are always good carrots are too thin but beer bottles are good too

[kimihiko]

:: runs around dark room with flashlight sticking out butt::

fun fun fun!

I never thought about that..........................

But don't you fell over, it's gonna be miserable if the flashlight went all in your ass and you have to call emergency to get it out

[lalala00]

what would be good for loosening up your ass, in all seriousness? I've only had anal sex once, so i'm still really tight. i tried a banana, but it was really uncomfortable going in.

[Bareback1988]

what would be good for loosening up your ass, in all seriousness? I've only had anal sex once, so i'm still really tight. i tried a banana, but it was really uncomfortable going in.

Nothing is better than a cock. A big cock hurts less than even fingers.

[oorwullie]

Yeah, but when a good big cock isn't available, fingers and lube do it for me. You can go in one at a time, stretching gently, plenty lube and you can work up to three, even four fingers. Then you'll be ready for a huge fuck- good fucking!

[OttawaJanus]

Just tried using a carrot...mighty cold if you don't warm them up

[scotdog]

beer bottle , broom stick and always cucumbers.

[morgaes]

Cucumbers are good. If you put it in warm water for a while, it becomes more flexible and less likely to snap.

[rocksu]

Something really kinky about a billy club, you know like the cops carry

[jockbox]

Try using a roll on deodorant bottle. i have had many a good hour stuffing that up my arse.

[ok455]

I like to use this with suran wrap on it it feels good


http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/...resized200.jpg

[SexyJeffy]

A plunger handle, bananas (peeled or unpeeled) and a whip handle.