A Question For The Brits

[GL]

So we were watching Doctor Who last night. "School Reunion" for those of you in the know (Sarah Jane Smith and K9! Yay!). The story takes place at an English high school mind you and my friend turns to me and asks, "What is it with England that they're overrun by alien menaces? You don't see that happening here in the states."

How true. So what is it with the UK that they have so many aliens from outer space and alternate dimensions hanging about?

[Nonimus]

Yeah, right - like the world had to adopt "Independance Day" coz of Wil Smith, and what with Star Fleet HQ in San Fran? Sheesh GL, you wanna hog all the UFO's?

[GL]

Yeah, right - like the world had to adopt "Independance Day" coz of Wil Smith, and what with Star Fleet HQ in San Fran? Sheesh GL, you wanna hog all the UFO's?

Oh yeah... Well look at it this way, Independence Day was a singular event. Starfleet is in the future. Doctor Who is in the now... That being said, you fellas have an awful lot of extraterrestrials running all over your country presently.

[Nonimus]

Oh yeah... Well look at it this way, Independence Day was a singular event. Starfleet is in the future. Doctor Who is in the now... That being said, you fellas have an awful lot of extraterrestrials running all over your country presently.

Yeah, that's because of 'Torchwood' - oh, sorry - you won't get to see that for another couple of years. Not to worry - all will be explained!

[GL]

Yeah, that's because of 'Torchwood' - oh, sorry - you won't get to see that for another couple of years. Not to worry - all will be explained!

As If! You needn't worry about Torchwood my dear Evil Chav Bastard. I've already seen the whole season thanks to my bittorrents. I'm nerdy that way.

[Nonimus]

As If! You needn't worry about Torchwood my dear Evil Chav Bastard. I've already seen the whole season thanks to my bittorrents.

Cool - what happens?

[GL]

Cool - what happens?

I'm not telling you! Didn't you Tivo the whole season?

Hmm... something tells me you don't want me asking these hard questions. Do you work for the government? Or are you an alien yourself?

[gsdx]

You got Godzilla and Jurassic Park (1, 2, and 3), but they're not really aliens, are they?

Okay, how about:

Alf
Star Trek (all incarnations)
Stargate SG-1
Buck Rogers
Battlestar Galactica
Twilight Zone
Outer Limits
Star Wars
Superman
etc
etc

And that's just television.

[Nonimus]

Come over here gsdx, let's cuddle up and watch and Anglo-Canadian Sci-Fi together - leave his glowing green ass outside!

[joehill]

You ever been to L.A, NewYork or Washington D.C.?

[PixelHerder]

You ever been to L.A, NewYork or Washington D.C.?

That'll be illegal-aliens, not extraterrestrials

[GL]

Come over here gsdx, let's cuddle up and watch and Anglo-Canadian Sci-Fi together - leave his glowing green ass outside!

Ahh... so that's how you're going to play it.

Fine. Be that way.

But I still think you're trying to cover up something.

[gsdx]

Ahh... so that's how you're going to play it.

Fine. Be that way.

But I still think you're trying to cover up something.

I've seen your crotch.

I think you are, too.

[GL]

I've seen your crotch.

I think you are, too.

What? Where? How in the world did you see my crotch?

I'm not up to anything. I'm just trying to get to the truth!

At the very least, there isn't anything "alien" about my crotch.

[gsdx]

What? Where? How in the world did you see my crotch?

That ain't no skeeter bite, pal!!

[GL]

Oh shit.

I forgot about that one.

[sparky95]

Yeah, that's because of 'Torchwood' - oh, sorry - you won't get to see that for another couple of years. Not to worry - all will be explained!

I though it was because of that space/time rift up the road from your place in Cardiff?

[The_Reaper]

Um....GL, did you forget the X-Files?

The US has it's fair share of alien activity.

*Turns eyes to the sky as his forehead shines green*

It is done.

[Oogleman]

Beam me up somebody. I want to be abused by aliens!

[birthday]

we take any old alien here mate...that's our problem

[Nonimus]

we take any old alien here mate...that's our problem

And pay for their rent and their 1,000 offspring!

[gsdx]

Oh shit.

I forgot about that one.

Sorry. I do hope I'm not dredging up any embarrassing moments for you.

(I must say, though, that you bear a striking resemblance to Chris O'Donnell. I've got a 'thing' for him, you know.)

Wink Wink Nudge Nudge Say no more Say no more.

I bet he a goer, eh? Eh?

I bet he does I bet he does!

[GL]

Embarrasing? Nah.

I tend to think Chris O'Donnell looks more like me.