Oh dear God...this has to be way too good to be true. The thought of it makes me ill but imagining the potential explosions that could result makes me giddy. Remember that Liberal blogs knew about Foley for months before ABC ran with the story!!
Does Has-turd Like Boys?
Washington Insiders Say, "Yes". We say, "Ew".
We'd heard a few murmurs of House Speaker Dennis "Hasturd" Hastert's fondness for young men (particularly young Asian men) before, but wanted to wait until they were more than just a whisper.
Lucky for all of us who enjoy watching the downfall of others, The Wayne Madsen Report has confirmed from Washington insiders that Turd-Face does, in fact, like it in the butt.
The rumors about another top GOP member of the House being involved in sexual encounters with young "men for hire" are confirmed to WMR by well-placed sources in Washington's gay community. The member in question is House Speaker Dennis Hastert, whose "alternate" life style is the primary reason for him and his staff covering up the scandal involving ex-Florida GOP Rep. Mark Foley and his lewd messages sent to underage male congressional pages. Hastert's penchant to receive anal sex is well-known to our sources in DC's gay community. Additionally, Hastert's reported extremely small penis is the subject of many jokes among Washington's gay circles.
We hope against hope that if this is true, it comes out in the biggest way possible. While the mere thought of seeing Hasturd (and his allegedly small penis) doing the nasty makes our eye bleed, we'd kill for video evidence. Any biters?
"DC Gays Say Hastert Had Sex With Young 'Men For Hire'?" [Rense via WMR]
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ed pefferman says:
Don't pick on Denny Hastert. He's a hoot!
Besides the GOP is beginning to eat thier young.
October 10, 2006 4:16 PM
→ No. 2
Hasturd's face looks like a giant ballsac! no wonder the DC boys love him!
Has Turd Will Travel For COCK!
October 10, 2006 5:09 PM
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Butt Pffffff says:
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
October 10, 2006 7:29 PM
→ No. 4
In this AP news clip at the 12 second mark, you'll see Hastert's bodyguard, he looks young and Asian.
October 10, 2006 8:33 PM
→ No. 5
can there be thoughts most disgusting than that, most escorts would decline
October 10, 2006 9:52 PM
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the man is a top leader of a political party that basically wants gay people destroyed - and the worst things DC gays can say about him is that he has a small dick?? no wonder much of america is still unwilling to take gays seriously.
October 10, 2006 10:08 PM
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