Holy Shit! Dennis Hastert Covering For Foley 'cause He Likes "asian Boys"?

[james1200]

Oh dear God...this has to be way too good to be true. The thought of it makes me ill but imagining the potential explosions that could result makes me giddy. Remember that Liberal blogs knew about Foley for months before ABC ran with the story!!

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http://www.queerty.com/queer/news/do...061010.php?rss


Does Has-turd Like Boys?
Washington Insiders Say, "Yes". We say, "Ew".

We'd heard a few murmurs of House Speaker Dennis "Hasturd" Hastert's fondness for young men (particularly young Asian men) before, but wanted to wait until they were more than just a whisper.
Lucky for all of us who enjoy watching the downfall of others, The Wayne Madsen Report has confirmed from Washington insiders that Turd-Face does, in fact, like it in the butt.


The rumors about another top GOP member of the House being involved in sexual encounters with young "men for hire" are confirmed to WMR by well-placed sources in Washington's gay community. The member in question is House Speaker Dennis Hastert, whose "alternate" life style is the primary reason for him and his staff covering up the scandal involving ex-Florida GOP Rep. Mark Foley and his lewd messages sent to underage male congressional pages. Hastert's penchant to receive anal sex is well-known to our sources in DC's gay community. Additionally, Hastert's reported extremely small penis is the subject of many jokes among Washington's gay circles.

We hope against hope that if this is true, it comes out in the biggest way possible. While the mere thought of seeing Hasturd (and his allegedly small penis) doing the nasty makes our eye bleed, we'd kill for video evidence. Any biters?

"DC Gays Say Hastert Had Sex With Young 'Men For Hire'?" [Rense via WMR]
Tagged: Mark Foley, News, Politics, Scandal

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→ No. 1
ed pefferman says:
Don't pick on Denny Hastert. He's a hoot!
Besides the GOP is beginning to eat thier young.

ed

October 10, 2006 4:16 PM
→ No. 2
Bryan says:
Hasturd's face looks like a giant ballsac! no wonder the DC boys love him!
Has Turd Will Travel For COCK!

October 10, 2006 5:09 PM
→ No. 3
Butt Pffffff says:
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

October 10, 2006 7:29 PM
→ No. 4
Jordy says:
In this AP news clip at the 12 second mark, you'll see Hastert's bodyguard, he looks young and Asian.
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/scp_v3/...68276&src=news

October 10, 2006 8:33 PM
→ No. 5
Kurtiss says:
can there be thoughts most disgusting than that, most escorts would decline

October 10, 2006 9:52 PM
→ No. 6
logan76723 says:
the man is a top leader of a political party that basically wants gay people destroyed - and the worst things DC gays can say about him is that he has a small dick?? no wonder much of america is still unwilling to take gays seriously.

October 10, 2006 10:08 PM
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http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dennis%20hastert/

[james1200]

Oh...let's not forget he was a baseball coach for his kids' team and before that a gym teacher...sorry to stereotype but if the shoe fits...he certainly sets off alarm bells.

[sparky95]

Jeez, he didn't enter the Seminary too, by any chance?

[hty2]

The Internet: "WHERE THE IGNORANT GET THEIR EDUCATION"

........... and some people believe everything they read there, regardless of its source!

[jetsonboy]

I don't know whether any of this is true, but his biography in the Senate website says that in his spare time, he enjoys attending wrestling meets. (WTF???)

[TongueTied]

Isn't it interesting how quickly some people rush to judgement. So anyone who coaches automatically likes young boys?

[HazeMaster]

Tonite's Top Political Story off the AP Wire:

Bush Goes Fundraising With Hastert
By DEB RIECHMANN (Associated Press Writer)
From Associated Press
October 12, 2006 6:01 PM EDT

ST. LOUIS - President Bush warned Americans on Thursday against becoming complacent about supporting alternative sources of energy just because gasoline prices are falling at the pump.

"I welcome the low gasoline prices," Bush said. "However, it's not going to dim my enthusiasm for making sure we diversify away from oil."

Bush spoke at a conference here en route to a fundraiser in Chicago with House Speaker Dennis Hastert to help two Illinois Republicans in tough races.

The president has been backing Hastert as he fends off calls for him to resign over his handling of the congressional page scandal. The president on Wednesday called Hastert "very credible" and last week, a "father, teacher and coach who cares about the children of this country."

http://my.earthlink.net/article/pol?...1012-168174453

I am completely speechless!!

[james1200]

Isn't it interesting how quickly some people rush to judgement. So anyone who coaches automatically likes young boys?

yes.

you gotta be somewhat wary of a man that likes to spend a lotta time with kids that aren't his own. kids aren't interesting...who wants to hang with them that much???

[TongueTied]

yes.

you gotta be somewhat wary of a man that likes to spend a lotta time with kids that aren't his own. kids aren't interesting...who wants to hang with them that much???

I hope you are joking! Haven't you ever met anyone who coaches? Why is it so hard to understand that some guys have such a love of their sport that they want to coach the next generation.

Using your logic, couldn't you say the same thing about teachers? Why would they ever want to hang out with a bunch of kids? Hmm.... pretty suspicious. They couldn't posssibly have a love of teaching and get fulfillment from seeing kids learn new things and grow.

[seapuppy]

Isn't it interesting how quickly some people rush to judgement. So anyone who coaches automatically likes young boys?

Good point tonguetied. What presumptions of some people.

I also enjoy watching boys wrestling matches, but only because of the sheer athleticism of seeing top conditioned young athletes in their tight spandex uniforms, sweating that manly sweat, grappling with those hard, hard muscles, pinning each other in a moment of triumph and dominance.....

...I gotta go....

[OtterJoq]

Good point tonguetied. What presumptions of some people.

I also enjoy watching boys wrestling matches, but only because of the sheer athleticism of seeing top conditioned young athletes in their tight spandex uniforms, sweating that manly sweat, grappling with those hard, hard muscles, pinning each other in a moment of triumph and dominance.....

...I gotta go....

Well said!!!

[JackFTwist]

Hastert was a wrestling coach, not baseball coach

I want the son of a bitch brought down and his whole damned party but this stuff, just because it is on the internet don't make it so

and it bothers me that anyone who coaches is suspect of something wrong

[Homoaffectional]

The Internet: "WHERE THE IGNORANT GET THEIR EDUCATION"

Remember above all else, ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE, WAR AND POLITICS -- ESPECIALLY POLITICS.

Source? Well, hty2, of course! Mr. [Probably not even gay] GOP partisan, himself!