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    Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Hope everyone is having a good weekend. I was wondering after watching this clip from one of my favorite blogs, has anyone out there ever fucked a watermellon or other vegetable/fruit product? The link to this small clip is here http://dudetube.blogspot.com/2006/09/bvdman.html The video of the wm fucking is the last two clips. I don't know it is kind of hot to me, don't know that I want to run out and get a melon, but, it is kind of hot watching that guy pump into it with all the juice getting pumped out of it

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    No. And it sounds to me like it would be similar to fucking a pussy...

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    I like cantaloupe's better....


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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    No, what does it feel like?

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Like this hot stud?

    http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0636&f=27603.jpg

    Unless you prefer guys fucking pumpkins...

    http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0636&f=190714.jpg

    or perhaps a nice vacuum cleaner... (same guy as the pumpkin)

    http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0636&f=66819.jpg

    men do the strangest things...

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    ^OMG!!!

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Thanks for the addition of those photos, wow that brings it all into perspective for me I definately don't understand the vacumn but it looks like he was having fun

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?



    Oh why not? What difference does it make? I refer to the thread vs. the topic.


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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Dude, that is so fruity.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    I hope this is not rape or forced sex with a fruit...

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by rotary View Post
    Dude, that is so fruity.

    Um just a quick note off tropic....................You are HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    I'd fuck the fruit and serve it. Yummy.


    What's with the guy flipping off the camera? Is that supposed to be sexy or something.

    And by the looks of him, I would guess the watermelon is the only one who would join him for some kitchen fun.

    Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
    Give a man religion, and he'll starve praying for a fish.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    I wonder if he eats it afterwards.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by MicahHibler View Post
    Um just a quick note off tropic....................You are HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I agree with this comment ^. Quite fine a looker you are man.

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    Wow....now I have seen it all! LOL

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Suddenly, I think I've lost all appetite for doughnuts, or pineapple rings, or manicotti, or onion rings, or . . .

    Y'know, Andreus had some thread on this a couple weeks ago, or at least I remember him advocating this sort of fruit abuse.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Just so long as none of you start advocating cumming on the biscuits in the biscuit box 'cause then I'd know that you were fucking crackers!

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Nope, never. I'd rather be able to hold a proper conversation with my dates after the dirty deed was done.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    wow that's really juicy!!!
    this man is very very hot!!!!
    nice ass, nice cock and he looks like straight, wow

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    nope....and I cannot imagine my dick grinding into the rough texture of a watermelon.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Well, at least you don't have to take the watermelon out to dinner first!

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by Drops of Jupiter View Post
    Well, at least you don't have to take the watermelon out to dinner first!
    Naw, you just get to have it later for dessert.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Actually a cuke is better...and less sticky. Or so I heard.

    OK, I have but never taped it.
    Even if we are just worm food then we are also the stuff stars are made of... I can live with that.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    OMG............




    Quote Originally Posted by tbonez View Post
    Actually a cuke is better...and less sticky. Or so I heard.

    OK, I have but never taped it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by regexxx View Post
    wow that's really juicy!!!
    this man is very very hot!!!!
    nice ass, nice cock and he looks like straight, wow
    Does "he" refer to the man or the melon?

    Quick! Someone notify Newboy12!

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by MicahHibler View Post
    Hope everyone is having a good weekend. I was wondering after watching this clip from one of my favorite blogs, has anyone out there ever fucked a watermellon or other vegetable/fruit product? The link to this small clip is here http://dudetube.blogspot.com/2006/09/bvdman.html The video of the wm fucking is the last two clips. I don't know it is kind of hot to me, don't know that I want to run out and get a melon, but, it is kind of hot watching that guy pump into it with all the juice getting pumped out of it
    Wow. Thats really twisted.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Awww, it's just a metaphor.

    He's trying to say that gays are being screwed over if we settle for just being fruits. It's a cry for us to stand up for our rights, and throw off the grinding penises of our straight oppressors!

    Unite! Revolt! Spit seeds!!!

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by The General View Post
    That has got to be the gayest picture I have ever seen. Imagine being on the set of that scene.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    And then there's this:

    Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of Wimbledon, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday.

    The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't." He stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.

    Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

    "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the Wimbledon Municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

    "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." Said officer Taylor. "I walked up to [Davidson] and he's ... just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson.

    "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised as you'd expect and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn ... is it midnight already?'"

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by Flip42483 View Post
    nope....and I cannot imagine my dick grinding into the rough texture of a watermelon.
    that is the same thought I had as to what it could feel like. But why is it so popular?

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by elvin1 View Post
    OMG............

    Listen, don't knock it 'till you try it.

    Trust me, It's pretty hot and not to messy...till you blow the seeds out into your hair.

    Talk about Ranch Dressing!
    Even if we are just worm food then we are also the stuff stars are made of... I can live with that.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Lol, good post Ned

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    What in Gay Hell are you talking about bonez?



    Quote Originally Posted by tbonez View Post
    Listen, don't knock it 'till you try it.

    Trust me, It's pretty hot and not to messy...till you blow the seeds out into your hair.

    Talk about Ranch Dressing!

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by elvin1 View Post
    What in Gay Hell are you talking about bonez?

    Get a nice big fat 'cuke, not 'english' (too skinney)...hollow it out (ALL the seeds, very important...sharps). Cut both ends off or you make a hydralic cylinder and it will fly off like a projectile or 'fart'.

    Slide it up and down your meat-missle and BLAM!

    Before you go off all half-cocked give it a try. It's a $1 experement that the 'cuke is good for your skin if nothing else.
    Even if we are just worm food then we are also the stuff stars are made of... I can live with that.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Oh, OK...Thanks........


    Quote Originally Posted by tbonez View Post
    Get a nice big fat 'cuke, not 'english' (too skinney)...hollow it out (ALL the seeds, very important...sharps). Cut both ends off or you make a hydralic cylinder and it will fly off like a projectile or 'fart'.

    Slide it up and down your meat-missle and BLAM!

    Before you go off all half-cocked give it a try. It's a $1 experement that the 'cuke is good for your skin if nothing else.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    that cateloupe was asking for it.



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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Um... no.

    Although I have shagged a lot of Fruits in my life.

    And the odd turkey.
    Gentlemen.... Thank you.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by Soilwork View Post
    .

    And the odd turkey.
    Which begs the question:

    Were you the stove bottom, or the 'Stove Top' ????


    Ahh, I slay me ....



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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by tbonez View Post
    Get a nice big fat 'cuke, not 'english' (too skinney)...hollow it out (ALL the seeds, very important...sharps). Cut both ends off or you make a hydralic cylinder and it will fly off like a projectile or 'fart'.

    Slide it up and down your meat-missle and BLAM!

    Before you go off all half-cocked give it a try. It's a $1 experement that the 'cuke is good for your skin if nothing else.
    You must be joking....Are you tbonez?

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chance1826 View Post
    You must be joking....Are you tbonez?
    If you don't believe it, check it out here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnM1H1RCwiI

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    This seems like a good candidate for the Fetish forum to me...especially as there are now "erotic" pics etc here (not allowed in HT ).

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    I have seen a blindfolded and handcuffed guy fucking a melon in a hazing ceremony. He was told he was going to fuck another's guy's ass. Besides there were only guys present there. First he had to put his finger in an orange to feel up the tightness of it. Great. He showed some very nice pelvis ups and downs. You could see those ups and downs were totally natural to him (BTW we still don't have a thread about pelvis and the male pelvis works on the board).


    I like the videos in this thread. Great mirror creaming. Great melon fuck.

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Had my cock inside various fruits over the years and other food too. Good for a bit of fun now and again

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    I know we are always being told to have more fruit in our diet... but, I don't think this is an acceptable way of doing that. Jeez, methinks some need to get out more!

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    Re: Fucking a watermellon....anyone do this out there?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chance1826 View Post
    You must be joking....Are you tbonez?
    I never joke about my veggies!

    Look, one way to find out...Give her a whirl.

    Trust me, I'm on to something.
    Even if we are just worm food then we are also the stuff stars are made of... I can live with that.

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