NOTE TO MODS:
Please do not put this in the Fun & Games forum. It's actually a serious thread.
OK, as seen in my reply to the thread on Andreus' father coming to visit, I have a very mean family. (Yeah, yeah, boo-hoo. Whatever.)
One person in particular is going to try to demean me in any way she can. I'd like to be prepared. I'd like to desensitize myself by hearing the meanest, most outlandish gay jokes around. (Of course, funny jokes might lighten the thread a little bit, too. Don't want it too morose.)
So what have ya got? Dish it out!