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    Paris Hilton: The Worst Joke in the Music Industry

    paris hilton thought she could sell more than 100,000 or 200,000 copies in its first week of her album release "paris". this album have already flopped in the music industry in its first week of only 75,000 copies. this doesn't really surprise me that her album would do so bad on the billboard. it's been quite evident that her single "stars are blind" have received bad reviews over the past couple of months from critics. we all knew she whispers in her song to make her audience think that she is really singing. trust me guys, her voice is padded down on her tracks so that we all know she can really sing.

    the worst thing that can ever ruin her career is when she's made such a big deal out of her new album weeks before it hit store shelves; then her producer told the press that she can't promote tours because she can't sing live. this is what i call a mili vanilli 2006 who doesn't even have the backup of live vocals to sell her albums or save her music career. paris's mtv special was a joke, her album is a joke already, and she's trying to promote a second album. she needs to stick with doing her sex tapes and doing that reality show that is a hell of a lot popular than her music for sure.

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    Re: Paris Hilton: The Worst Joke in the Music Industry

    75,000 is not so bad but its not good...
    i really need to see next weeks numbers
    I presume 10,000.
    Now that is dismal.

    if she thought she could do 100-200,000 she is fucking crazy...this album will get nowhere near gold status thank god.

    well if it sits in stores for a decade or so it might.


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    omg STOP WITH THE PARIS HATING ALREADY ITS GETTING UTTERLY RETARTED

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    Re: Paris Hilton: The Worst Joke in the Music Industry

    the album is ok. its no worse than most of the other pop albums out there... its more listenable than a jessica simpson album. I bet there are a lot of pop stars out there that wouldn't be able to perform live very well.... Milli Vanilli didn't sing on their album at all.

    paris can't really win... everybody complains that she does nothing and then everybody complains because she does something.
    and it hurts with every heartbeat......



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    Re: Paris Hilton: The Worst Joke in the Music Industry

    Anyone who is a fan of Paris Hilton is a moron and needs to go away.

    Forever.

    Apparently, that's 75,000 people who need to go away.

    It was also top ten on iTunes and she's got 3 singles in the top 100.

    Yes, the album is just a vanity project, and although I have no idea if the album is any good or not, the first hit is so bad it makes the angels cry.

    But yeah, considering she's pretty much nothing but the punch line to every dumb blonde joke, 75,000 isn't that bad. 200,000 would be impossible. Unless they have record stores in homes for the mentally disabled.
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    Re: Paris Hilton: The Worst Joke in the Music Industry

    75,000 in sales in the first week for a new artist is not bad at all, and they are projecting she will sell 30,000+ in the second week! Those numbers are similar to both Nick Lachey's and JC Chasez first solo album sales! Paris well be out with a second and better album by next years end!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sb View Post
    the album is ok. its no worse than most of the other pop albums out there... its more listenable than a jessica simpson album. I bet there are a lot of pop stars out there that wouldn't be able to perform live very well.... Milli Vanilli didn't sing on their album at all.

    paris can't really win... everybody complains that she does nothing and then everybody complains because she does something.



    See the problem is she's doing something she has NO BUISSNESS DOING!!!!!

    Maybe if she did another sex tape or maybe somthing less stupid then people wouldn't be complaning.

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    Re: Paris Hilton: The Worst Joke in the Music Industry

    Quote Originally Posted by pepsican24 View Post
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    See the problem is she's doing something she has NO BUISSNESS DOING!!!!!

    Maybe if she did another sex tape or maybe somthing less stupid then people wouldn't be complaning.
    Oh no, we'd still be complaining, but that talentless blow up doll sets herself up too well to leave alone...
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    Re: Paris Hilton: The Worst Joke in the Music Industry

    I hate Paris too... but shit... if I could make all the money she's making by practially doing nothing like her you better believe I'd do it! She's smart for capitalizing on it whille she can.

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    She may be capitalizing on it, but sooner or later her novelty will fade off and she'll be forgotten.

    Well except her sex tape will probably be on Ebay or something a few years from now:P

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    Quote Originally Posted by tourniquet View Post
    omg STOP WITH THE PARIS HATING ALREADY ITS GETTING UTTERLY RETARTED
    Well it's not getting retarded, in fact it's barely delayed at all.

    It can't be any worse then the paris loving/defending.

    I'm going back to watch Batman now.

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    Re: Paris Hilton: The Worst Joke in the Music Industry

    She didnt do anythin bad to me, so I dont hate her or anythin. Her music is ok I guess, nothing special.

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    Re: Paris Hilton: The Worst Joke in the Music Industry

    Quote Originally Posted by Soilwork View Post
    Anyone who is a fan of Paris Hilton is a moron and needs to go away.

    Forever.

    Apparently, that's 75,000 people who need to go away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soilwork View Post
    It was also top ten on iTunes and she's got 3 singles in the top 100.

    Yes, the album is just a vanity project, and although I have no idea if the album is any good or not, the first hit is so bad it makes the angels cry.

    But yeah, considering she's pretty much nothing but the punch line to every dumb blonde joke, 75,000 isn't that bad. 200,000 would be impossible. Unless they have record stores in homes for the mentally disabled.
    Well maybe the do have it, since she manage 75000

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    Personally, I'm waitin' for Nicole Richie's debut album. She has music in her genes and grew up in the industry.

    I believe her biological dad was a drummer for her adoptive dad, Lionel Richie, and toured around the world with him. Plus, she's plays piano, violin, and cello. It'd be cool to hear her incorporate that in her music.

    If ya want a preview of Miss Richie's vocal chops go here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=uNNORZrtNtI Unlike Miss Hilton, the vocals are clearly Nicole's and she is singing, not whispering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eromenos View Post
    Personally, I'm waitin' for Nicole Richie's debut album. She has music in her genes and grew up in the industry.

    I believe her biological dad was a drummer for her adoptive dad, Lionel Richie, and toured around the world with him. Plus, she's plays piano, violin, and cello. It'd be cool to hear her incorporate that in her music.

    If ya want a preview of Miss Richie's vocal chops go here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=uNNORZrtNtI Unlike Miss Hilton, the vocals are clearly Nicole's and she is singing, not whispering.
    She's the adopted daughter of Lionel Richie....
    There's no blood relation.

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    paris...no no..die pop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eromenos View Post
    Personally, I'm waitin' for Nicole Richie's debut album. She has music in her genes and grew up in the industry.

    Yes, what I've been saying is that what the world really needs is an album by the adopted daughter of the guy who brought the world "Ballarina Girl" and "Penny Lover".

    Let's not forget "DAnicng on the ceiling". I mean, if THAT's not a song that needs a remix, i don't know what is.
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    Re: Paris Hilton: The Worst Joke in the Music Industry

    Paris is definitely not going to have a long career in the music biz, we all know this.
    Most of the music in the pop world has sucked lately. I'm just waiting for the next big thing to happen. Except for Christina & Justin, pop music has been in quite a slump lately.

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    Re: Paris Hilton: The Worst Joke in the Music Industry

    Cna you guys imagine Paris Hilton in 40 years? I swear it'll be like a delicious mix of that Tammy woman, Joan Rivers and some third thing.

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