If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

Nightmare · August 26th, 2006, 12:33 PM

Which one would it be?

Mine would be either Hamsters, or if not them, Cats.

Hamsters, so I could talk to Rupert and let him know he doesn't have to fear me sometimes! And Cats because I could ask why, and tell Gizmo to stop licking my blankies!

**Andreus** · August 26th, 2006, 01:05 PM

definitely dogs

kind of boring, huh?

**marcde** · August 26th, 2006, 01:08 PM

Mine, would definitely be cats - for the simple reason they could tell me their favourite brand of cat-food and I wouldn't have to waste so much money trying to keep them happy.

BenBrowdersArse · August 26th, 2006, 01:13 PM

Jellyfish

Or maybe Penguin's

HoodedRat · August 26th, 2006, 01:18 PM

All animals used in vivisection.

Cousin · August 26th, 2006, 01:19 PM

I wish all animals could talk, but I would chose Cats because I live with two crackhead cats and I know they would be hilarious if they could talk.

**marcde** · August 26th, 2006, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by HoodedRat

All animals used in vivisection.

What an answer

**MidnightPrism** · August 26th, 2006, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by Cousin

I wish all animals could talk, but I would chose Cats because I live with two crackhead cats and I know they would be hilarious if they could talk.

I agree. My cats are insane, I bet they'd be fun to talk to

alister9669 · August 26th, 2006, 02:33 PM

I doubt my cat would talk to me even if she could.

**blackbeltninja** · August 26th, 2006, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by HoodedRat

All animals used in vivisection.

An honest question - why?

-d-

**theatreboi** · August 26th, 2006, 02:41 PM

I'd probably preffer that none of them talked, but that i could understand what they were saying anyway...like in "The Wild Thornberries" or "The 10th Kingdom" that would be nice.

HoodedRat · August 26th, 2006, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by blackbeltninja

An honest question - why?

-d-

**Croynan** · August 26th, 2006, 03:17 PM

an elephant

a hedgehog

Bashfulkid's dog, pictured on his ziggy

eM.

**nwdavis** · August 26th, 2006, 03:23 PM

I think it would be interesting to hear the stories that a Galapagos tortoise could tell since they are one of the oldest living animals on earth. However it may take them an awful long time to tell a story.

Guest · August 26th, 2006, 03:25 PM

they would yell: we want in jack! or w'll tell the neighbors what funny stuffs you're doing in front of that screen...

i wouldn't mind driving either.. (save on taxi at 2 am loll)

**okstatecowboy** · August 26th, 2006, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by nwdavis

I think it would be interesting to hear the stories that a Galapagos tortoise could tell since they are one of the oldest living animals on earth. However it may take them an awful long time to tell a story.

Maybe Dori from Finding Nemo can speak to him since

ssssssshhhhhhheeeeeeee sssssspppppppeeeeeaaaaakkkkkkssss wwwwwhhhaaaaaalllllleeeeee.

Personally, I'd like my dog to be able to speak so she could tell me why she finds it necessary to flush the toilet repeatedly in the middle of the night...

mikey

**teadrinker** · August 26th, 2006, 05:09 PM

Cats, eh? There's a wonderful short story by Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) called "Tobermory" which you can read at

http://www.sff.net/people/DoyleMacdonald/l_tober.htm

all about a talking cat. Read it - and then decide...!

-T.

**subfer1** · August 26th, 2006, 06:05 PM

I would give it to my aunt's dog, that poor things gets spanked for even walking in the house... I would so love what that dog would tell her.

ds_writr · August 26th, 2006, 06:28 PM

I already have a TALKING dog

**douseiai** · August 26th, 2006, 06:41 PM

snakes.... or hummingbirds.... think of the military application... who would expect a hummingbird to steal your secrets?

**seven_sins** · August 26th, 2006, 06:50 PM

Dogs, dogs, dogs. OMG, if only my childhood dog could have talked to me like I talked to him. He was a mongrel, and I still miss him.

**Pegasus69** · August 26th, 2006, 07:56 PM

I would have to choose dogs. I was thinking about cats but then realized that even if they could speak to you, all cats would do is mumble under their breath once you turned your back to them so that you couldn't understand a word that they said. Or they would tell you to fuck off and then turn around and put their tail high in the air, show you their asshole and walk away.

teh_nathan · August 26th, 2006, 08:04 PM

Definately cats.

**mike_n_herrin** · August 26th, 2006, 08:09 PM

Frogs. They are my special favorite animal. I think i have an obsession with them.

**HOT4MEN** · August 26th, 2006, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by Cousin

I wish all animals could talk, but I would chose Cats because I live with two crackhead cats and I know they would be hilarious if they could talk.

I totally agree! I also have two crackhead cats.

**blooeyz** · August 26th, 2006, 09:12 PM

I'm thinking squirrels
I hate them, but they seem as though they'd be chatty

**luminum** · August 26th, 2006, 09:21 PM

Cats or Ravens, one of the two.

Guest · August 26th, 2006, 09:23 PM

They can actually read, imagine if they could talk.... Hey! down there carefull it's coming...loll

Translate to how to poop on people.... (in 12 lessons)

**blackbeltninja** · August 27th, 2006, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by HoodedRat

Seriously, what for? To hear them talk about their predicament or in the hope that it might put science/industry off doing what they do?

I ask because my PhD work involves malaria in a mouse model, so I have done my fair share of vivisection up till now and will be continuing in the forseeable future.

-d-

T-Zero · August 27th, 2006, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by BenBrowdersArse

Jellyfish

Or maybe Penguin's

It would be interesting in general for any animal. If I had a pet currently it would probably be whatever that pet was so we could hold conversations.

But, since I don't have pets, I'd say penguins also. I adore penguins.

Plus, I think it would be really interesting to hear what Roy and Silo

and Wendell and Cass

would have to say. As well as that lesbian penguin couple (I forget their names.)

**argomac** · August 27th, 2006, 04:07 AM

Originally Posted by Cousin

I wish all animals could talk, but I would chose Cats because I live with two crackhead cats and I know they would be hilarious if they could talk.

As far as I'm concerned, cats can talk; they just don't.

**Dobson73** · August 27th, 2006, 04:10 AM

Originally Posted by nwdavis

I think it would be interesting to hear the stories that a Galapagos tortoise could tell since they are one of the oldest living animals on earth. However it may take them an awful long time to tell a story.

They'd be like Treebeard in Lord Of The Rings! It would take weeks to tell you about their last day or two!!

I'd just want my two dogs to talk. Selfish, huh? To hear why it is that every time I come home is the most exciting moment in their lives to date and is probably never to be repeated. Until tomorrow.

**The_Aviator** · August 27th, 2006, 04:23 AM

Originally Posted by blooeyz

I'm thinking squirrels
I hate them, but they seem as though they'd be chatty

I agree, it would be so funny to see Squirrels chatting away. I can imagine them to have a really high pitched voice like out the cartoons!

That'd be so cool!

**NameTaken** · August 27th, 2006, 04:28 AM

Originally Posted by mike_n_herrin

Frogs. They are my special favorite animal. I think i have an obsession with them.

Yeees! Frogs are one of my favorite animals!

Atlthough I don't think they'd have as much to say so I'd choose...... STUFFED ANIMALS!

Seriously though, maybe dolphins (being the smartest) or dogs (nicest) or cats (cutest/coolest.)

**The_Aviator** · August 27th, 2006, 04:32 AM

Originally Posted by NameTaken

Yeees! Frogs are one of my favorite animals!

Atlthough I don't think they'd have as much to say so I'd choose...... STUFFED ANIMALS!

Seriously though, maybe dolphins (being the smartest) or dogs (nicest) or cats (cutest/coolest.)

Dolphins, being as smart as it is believed, would probably end up taking over the world if they could talk...bit like that episode of The Simpsons if you've seen it!

**buzzj** · August 27th, 2006, 10:32 AM

Dogs for sure! I just hope I'd like to hear what my friend the dog would have to say about me!

**mike_n_herrin** · August 27th, 2006, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by The Aviator

Dolphins, being as smart as it is believed, would probably end up taking over the world if they could talk...bit like that episode of The Simpsons if you've seen it!

you guys have seen "thanks for the fish" right? hitch hikers guide to the galaxy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6b3...elated&search=

i'm still going with frogs.

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