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    If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Which one would it be?

    Mine would be either Hamsters, or if not them, Cats.

    Hamsters, so I could talk to Rupert and let him know he doesn't have to fear me sometimes! And Cats because I could ask why, and tell Gizmo to stop licking my blankies!

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    definitely dogs

    kind of boring, huh?

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Mine, would definitely be cats - for the simple reason they could tell me their favourite brand of cat-food and I wouldn't have to waste so much money trying to keep them happy.

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Jellyfish



    Or maybe Penguin's


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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    All animals used in vivisection.

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    I wish all animals could talk, but I would chose Cats because I live with two crackhead cats and I know they would be hilarious if they could talk.

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedRat View Post
    All animals used in vivisection.
    What an answer

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cousin View Post
    I wish all animals could talk, but I would chose Cats because I live with two crackhead cats and I know they would be hilarious if they could talk.
    I agree. My cats are insane, I bet they'd be fun to talk to


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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    I doubt my cat would talk to me even if she could.

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedRat View Post
    All animals used in vivisection.
    An honest question - why?

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    I'd probably preffer that none of them talked, but that i could understand what they were saying anyway...like in "The Wild Thornberries" or "The 10th Kingdom" that would be nice.
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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeltninja View Post
    An honest question - why?

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.



    an elephant

    a hedgehog

    Bashfulkid's dog, pictured on his ziggy

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    I think it would be interesting to hear the stories that a Galapagos tortoise could tell since they are one of the oldest living animals on earth. However it may take them an awful long time to tell a story.

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    they would yell: we want in jack! or w'll tell the neighbors what funny stuffs you're doing in front of that screen...



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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by nwdavis View Post
    I think it would be interesting to hear the stories that a Galapagos tortoise could tell since they are one of the oldest living animals on earth. However it may take them an awful long time to tell a story.
    Maybe Dori from Finding Nemo can speak to him since

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    Personally, I'd like my dog to be able to speak so she could tell me why she finds it necessary to flush the toilet repeatedly in the middle of the night...

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Cats, eh? There's a wonderful short story by Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) called "Tobermory" which you can read at

    http://www.sff.net/people/DoyleMacdonald/l_tober.htm

    all about a talking cat. Read it - and then decide...!

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    I would give it to my aunt's dog, that poor things gets spanked for even walking in the house... I would so love what that dog would tell her.
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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    I already have a TALKING dog

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    snakes.... or hummingbirds.... think of the military application... who would expect a hummingbird to steal your secrets?
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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Dogs, dogs, dogs. OMG, if only my childhood dog could have talked to me like I talked to him. He was a mongrel, and I still miss him.

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    I would have to choose dogs. I was thinking about cats but then realized that even if they could speak to you, all cats would do is mumble under their breath once you turned your back to them so that you couldn't understand a word that they said. Or they would tell you to fuck off and then turn around and put their tail high in the air, show you their asshole and walk away.

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Definately cats.

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Frogs. They are my special favorite animal. I think i have an obsession with them.

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cousin View Post
    I wish all animals could talk, but I would chose Cats because I live with two crackhead cats and I know they would be hilarious if they could talk.
    I totally agree! I also have two crackhead cats.

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    I'm thinking squirrels
    I hate them, but they seem as though they'd be chatty
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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Cats or Ravens, one of the two.

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    They can actually read, imagine if they could talk.... Hey! down there carefull it's coming...loll



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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by HoodedRat View Post
    Seriously, what for? To hear them talk about their predicament or in the hope that it might put science/industry off doing what they do?

    I ask because my PhD work involves malaria in a mouse model, so I have done my fair share of vivisection up till now and will be continuing in the forseeable future.

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by BenBrowdersArse View Post
    Jellyfish

    Or maybe Penguin's
    It would be interesting in general for any animal. If I had a pet currently it would probably be whatever that pet was so we could hold conversations.

    But, since I don't have pets, I'd say penguins also. I adore penguins.

    Plus, I think it would be really interesting to hear what Roy and Silo and Wendell and Cass would have to say. As well as that lesbian penguin couple (I forget their names.)

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cousin View Post
    I wish all animals could talk, but I would chose Cats because I live with two crackhead cats and I know they would be hilarious if they could talk.
    As far as I'm concerned, cats can talk; they just don't.
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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by nwdavis View Post
    I think it would be interesting to hear the stories that a Galapagos tortoise could tell since they are one of the oldest living animals on earth. However it may take them an awful long time to tell a story.
    They'd be like Treebeard in Lord Of The Rings! It would take weeks to tell you about their last day or two!!

    I'd just want my two dogs to talk. Selfish, huh? To hear why it is that every time I come home is the most exciting moment in their lives to date and is probably never to be repeated. Until tomorrow.

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by blooeyz View Post
    I'm thinking squirrels
    I hate them, but they seem as though they'd be chatty
    I agree, it would be so funny to see Squirrels chatting away. I can imagine them to have a really high pitched voice like out the cartoons!

    That'd be so cool!

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by mike_n_herrin View Post
    Frogs. They are my special favorite animal. I think i have an obsession with them.
    Yeees! Frogs are one of my favorite animals! Atlthough I don't think they'd have as much to say so I'd choose...... STUFFED ANIMALS! Seriously though, maybe dolphins (being the smartest) or dogs (nicest) or cats (cutest/coolest.)

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by NameTaken View Post
    Yeees! Frogs are one of my favorite animals! Atlthough I don't think they'd have as much to say so I'd choose...... STUFFED ANIMALS! Seriously though, maybe dolphins (being the smartest) or dogs (nicest) or cats (cutest/coolest.)
    Dolphins, being as smart as it is believed, would probably end up taking over the world if they could talk...bit like that episode of The Simpsons if you've seen it!


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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Dogs for sure! I just hope I'd like to hear what my friend the dog would have to say about me!
    Stone cold sober as a matter of fact.

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    Re: If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Aviator View Post
    Dolphins, being as smart as it is believed, would probably end up taking over the world if they could talk...bit like that episode of The Simpsons if you've seen it!

    you guys have seen "thanks for the fish" right? hitch hikers guide to the galaxy?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6b3...elated&search=

    i'm still going with frogs.

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