I Can See Clearly Now

[HazeMaster]

More or less

Had the 2nd cataract removed last Friday

Every time I see the surgeon he tells me what a faaaabulous job he did (they always do)

My vision hasn't stabilized yet, so I have to wait a month before I get new reading glasses and can type using a normal sized font

I got me 2 Steve Austin Lens Implant ID Cards, but I don't look like Lee Majors

Also got a great pick up line for bars: "OMG, now that I've had the cataracts removed, you're even more handsome than I thought you were before the operations!!!"

It cracks guys up. It breaks the ice. They buy me a club soda.

So thanks for all your good wishes. You made it easier for me to get thru the weeks before and between the operations.

Love you all

[elvin1]

That's great to hear....

[ds_writr]

Not to say anything about seeing better while doing the ol'penis handshake.

oh, I'm so happy that your eyeballs are feeling better.

[gabriel1]

Great News! Enjoy the sights.

[unclaimedblessing]

Mazeltov my friend.
May your visions aways be happy.
I understand sometimes after cataract removal one doesn't need eyeglasses any longer. Is that your situation?.
It would be just one advantage of the inevitable aging process.

[mike_n_herrin]

Well i'm so glad to hear it! I talked to my mom today and wondered how your surgery went.

[slobone]

Great News Steve

Now you can actually see all those college jocks you've been "chastizing".

[Croynan]

eM

[GL]

I got me 2 Steve Austin Lens Implant ID Cards, but I don't look like Lee Majors

Also got a great pick up line for bars: "OMG, now that I've had the cataracts removed, you're even more handsome than I thought you were before the operations!!!"


It cracks guys up. It breaks the ice. They buy me a club soda.

You should also try, "Damn! I may have seen you a quarter mile away, but you still look hotter up close!"

Glad to hear your doing all right there Steve!

[bedbugy]

yes it's true you don't need glasses anymore after the op i often wonder why i never had the op when i was so much younger then i would'nt have had to wear glasses all my life

[Lube]

Congrats.

Now instead of Hazemaster, you'll have to be Gazemaster. (Double entendre there)!

[buzzj]

Congrats.

Now instead of Hazemaster, you'll have to be Gazemaster. (Double entendre there)!

My thought too... are you going to change your name...? Congratulations!!

[van-ee]

Hey Steve...glad the eyes are coming along...pretty soon you can pick out a great pair of glasses..........