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    I thought I was turning straight today.

    I was sitting next to this girl in the computer lab at my school, and I noticed that she smelled REALLY good, like watermellon, and I thought "Dang, she smells really nice", and for a second I thought I might be having hetero feelings, but then I realized it was her slushy, thank GOD! lol



    Short enough?

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    try a period sometime Jake. Thats one long sentence.

    did you ask her for some?

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    You are becoming a slushisexual.

    Rational Lunacy's Facebook.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by alister9669 View Post
    try a period sometime Jake. Thats one long sentence.

    did you ask her for some?

    No

    Go eat a cat turd.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    BREEDER!


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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeBequette View Post
    No


    Go eat a cat turd.

    HAHAHAH

    and you used a period after turd even...hehe

    ahh i love both you guys...

    its fun seeing two cute guys trade barbs.... oh god im kinky

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightPrism View Post
    BREEDER!
    Don't be mean

    Maybe I should seek some for my.... problem.... lol

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeBequette View Post

    No

    Go eat a cat turd.
    I'd prefer a goldfish, thank you.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by alister9669 View Post
    I'd prefer a goldfish, thank you.
    :O!!!!

    FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD! Tell your little satans that


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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Nuke the fish!!

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    I sent 40 goldfish to a quick death last night Jake, not a single one was left this morning.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    LOL .. well ; I ONCE thought that I was going Str-8 ... even ended up getting Married .... went on HoneyMoon .... woke up , headed home and got it all annuled.
    My marriage lasted less than TWO WEEKS ... Sorry; I LOVE DICK !
    " Life Is A Garden .. Dig It ! "

    "A Man Without A Purpose Is Like A Ship WithOut A Rudder "

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeBequette View Post
    ...but then I realized it was her slushy, thank GOD! lol



    Short enough?
    I'm going to carry a slushy with me everywhere I go!
    Stone cold sober as a matter of fact.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by RationalLunacy View Post
    You are becoming a slushisexual.
    I've never considered sex with a slushi. I think it would be cold.


    The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. ~Oscar Wilde

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeBequette View Post
    :O!!!!

    FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD! Tell your little satans that

    So you think fish think you are a friend and not food? Tell it to Jaws. Even little bitty fish and crabs will feed on your dead carcass if it's in the water.

    By the way, I thought you were being told to try a period, the other kind, for ogling a girl. Punctuation is way over-rated anyhow. All the commas made me think you were just breathless from excitement and in a stream-of-consciousness mode.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by cynicus View Post
    All the commas made me think you were just breathless from excitement and in a stream-of-consciousness mode.
    I usually am

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by alister9669 View Post
    I sent 40 goldfish to a quick death last night Jake, not a single one was left this morning.

    If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeBequette View Post
    lol, yep that's my boy. now stop hijacking your own thread.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by donnykabob View Post
    Nuke the fish!!

    If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Jake, you're weird............



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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by buzzj View Post
    I'm going to carry a slushy with me everywhere I go!
    Carry this one it looks good too


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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by elvin1 View Post
    Jake, you're weird............


    Right - Look who's talking.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    How about a sushi-slushy?

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by CO Bob View Post
    How about a sushi-slushy?
    Maybe Al would be interested in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andreus View Post
    HAHAHAH

    and you used a period after turd even...hehe

    ahh i love both you guys...

    its fun seeing two cute guys trade barbs.... oh god im kinky
    Or, you need to stop holding it in and release...:P

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    did someone say sushi?

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    I still love you no matter how weird you get.........

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by Antares View Post
    Or, you need to stop holding it in and release...:P
    is that a polite way of telling Jake he's full of shit?

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by alister9669 View Post
    is that a polite way of telling Jake he's full of shit?
    No he means you. Turd eater.

    If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeBequette View Post
    No he means you. Turd eater.
    OMG, you didn't!


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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    You are becoming a slushisexual.
    *gasp* That is morally wrong! Someone call Focus on the Family!
    "Nice dress. Take it off."

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by alister9669 View Post
    OMG, you didn't!

    OMG I did!

    It's gotta be why you're hair and stuff is so dark. Teeth too. Nastiness.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by Andreus View Post
    its fun seeing two cute guys trade barbs.... oh god im kinky
    Who is Barb? When did she enter this thread?

    I'm so confused.

    A4A

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeBequette View Post
    OMG I did!

    It's gotta be why you're hair and stuff is so dark. Teeth too. Nastiness.
    don't make me give out your phone number.

    hello, is Lana there?

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by alister9669 View Post
    don't make me give out your phone number.

    hello, is Lana there?
    It would suprise me if you still had it. Do you have any idea how many people are going to read that, assume we've had phone sex, and start bugging me for some phone sex? They already assume the avatar is me and that I want to cyber 24-7 because of it. *sighz*

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    Quote Originally Posted by JakeBequette View Post
    It would suprise me if you still had it. Do you have any idea how many people are going to read that, assume we've had phone sex, and start bugging me for some phone sex? They already assume the avatar is me and that I want to cyber 24-7 because of it. *sighz*
    well your awful good at doing that thing you do.

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    Haha...............too funny....


    Quote Originally Posted by alister9669 View Post
    well your awful good at doing that thing you do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alister9669 View Post
    well your awful good at doing that thing you do.
    I am allie.. I really am...

    LOL


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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeBequette View Post
    Carry this one it looks good too

    Oh, my God! I thought you said I am carrying a shushi with me today!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JakeBequette View Post
    :O!!!!

    FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD! Tell your little satans that

    I eat fish a few times a week, but never cat turds.
    The thing about quotes on the internet is you can not confirm their validity -Abraham Lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by dynk View Post
    I eat fish a few times a week, but never cat turds.
    I know, Al is the cat turd eater.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Current JUb definition of heterosexual temptations - smelling the aroma of watermellon on a woman's breath.

    ummm

    I think its obvious why we are all gay

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by Andreus View Post
    I think its obvious why we are all gay
    you're current avatar is reason enough for me.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by alister9669 View Post
    you're current avatar is reason enough for me.


    thanks

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeBequette View Post
    ...she smelled REALLY good, like watermellon, and I thought "Dang, she smells really nice", and for a second I thought I might be having hetero feelings, but then I realized it was her slushy, thank GOD!
    I have heard 'em called a lot of things but never a "slushy". Kind of fits.

    Generally they smell more like sushi that watermellon in my experience...wonder what brand of FDS she was using?
    Even if we are just worm food then we are also the stuff stars are made of... I can live with that.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by tbonez View Post
    I have heard 'em called a lot of things but never a "slushy". Kind of fits.

    Generally they smell more like sushi that watermellon in my experience...wonder what brand of FDS she was using?
    Ickyyyyyyyyyyyy *gagz*

    If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home.

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    WAIT! Did I just see tbonez?

    Is he back?

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by JakeBequette View Post
    Carry this one it looks good too



    But will the smell attract hot guys??
    Stone cold sober as a matter of fact.

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by RationalLunacy View Post
    You are becoming a slushisexual.
    ROFL! Nice answer!

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    Re: I thought I was turning straight today.

    Quote Originally Posted by buzzj View Post
    But will the smell attract hot guys??
    I don't see why it wouldn't. Plus, it's blue.

    If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home.

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