the MALE of the SPECIES

[ds_writr]

I don't know if its my inner WARRIOR FOR MANKIND
or perhaps Tour de France winner Floyd Landis' soaringly high testosterone level in the news but I've been feeling particularly MANLY lately.

Grrrr

There's nothing like a MAN. And when you are a MAN that can mean only one thing: OTHER men.


There is nothing like OTHER MEN!

Testosterone, muscle, hirsute masculinity, male sexual energy (big pee pee ) , what's not to love about MANLY MEN IN THEIR PRIME?

If Women are from Venus and Men are from Mars, gimme a great big ol' Mars bar!

REAL MEN. Not the untouchables of so-called perfection. Not the cuties still shedding boyhood. Not the overly preened and NAIRed prancing princes.



But the MALE of the species. The guys with whom you play softball . The guys who rotate your tires The guys who climb up the ladder to get down a kitchen cabinet at the home improvement store . The guys who live nextdoor with the wife and the collection of dirt bikes. The big lugs who pulls you out of a burning wreck. Your insurance agent whom "god" slapped on some mighty fine muscle and a big ol'slab of meat between his legs.

THOSE males of the species.



They're woofably delicious


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZs57R9lX-k


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evSilxuLQ10
^ daddy's pumping a lot of iron there



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zbQL5pCOJk



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibtd8Pz4ti4
omg ^ remember daddy's muscle shows?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FRJDNEGlGA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZcJ6fqZcUg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MCBxRuR8F8
^ before they're ever in one, guys know what it is they're bringing into the locker room. minutes before leaving for the gym, most guys prep themselves to be looked at UP and DOWN.

[Pakibear]

What a well-written post, ds_writer!!!! and thanks for the links!!!

[Runewell]

Thank you so much ds-writer. You have excellent taste. These men are so beautiful!

[ds_writr]

we men and our (yummy num num) bodies


from the documentary film "Secret Body"

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=16529

bunches of naked guys talking about their bodies

[ds_writr]

It is the MALE of the species which makes the sperm (just in case it cums up (so to speak) during a conversation.


And sometimes being male is all about shooting that sperm at people.





'love it when a real man lets us into his gym shorts (tsk. and only as a ploy to shoot his semen at us)

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=cAsHFodwDoy




woof. see? now rather than making a mess of babies with it, many masculine married men will "express" themselves (and just make a mess of the floor instead).
http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=GVlTsRGeDSy




(gulp) if you drink semen, this is pretty much what the other guy's ejaculation looks like (but you can't see it because its being shot down inside your throat, of course)

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=0GrJbkE5gEu




its intriguing really how people can either get impregnated by the male of the species OR just drink from him
(but its all the same stuff he's shooting at people just the same).

Here a guy potentially saves FIVE women from getting pregnant by simply drinking the stuff which the guys are all shooting.

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=0fUQC4P1wdn

And yet you can't eat ovaries. Intriguing.




warning : try to drink semen only out of those males that you know.
(or consider drink it out of only that one special male).
In any event, whenever you drink semen, try to maintain good oral hygiene (yes, that would include your teeth and gums) and make attempts to know who it is shooting sperm into your mouth. Otherwise, I guess you can do whatever you like and drink semen out of any male shooting some at you - but just know that you're on your own doing it that way.

[ds_writr]

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=21288
^ if stuck inside someone's throat, I fear that someone would DROWN

[ds_writr]

Now, females may smell all pretty and know how to grind corn into meal. And some males like to make babies inside of them and all that.

But when it comes to SEX, come on guys, there is reason homosexuality exists beyond just reasons of "emotional attachment".

When you want to have SEX, real, pounding, OMG SEX, you have it with another guy.

ANY guy knows that.

After all, who would NOT want to have SEX with the male of the species?

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=Bq85fOBmeng

[Bi Married Male]

How about these pure males....

http://www.dailymotion.com/visited/t...n-chris-meloni

[ds_writr]

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=fPhictmnBVv

one can forget that there is a male animal inside the business suit all day long.

its interesting to think of how many power brokers who are doing this two hours before you see them at the office.

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=xs9yVcBhFcJ

(and you shake their hands when they enter a meeting)

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=i4uO38XHeH4

[ds_writr]

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=cZx2irSDaLh

^ a male. yes. a male (no confusion there)

(just asking for personal reasons: would you all consider this guy to be well endowed?)

[ds_writr]

The interesting thing about the MALE of the species is that they have formulated a culture around themselves which would seem to lead others to think that they're all about ...CARS.

And yet (as you can plainly see), when males say that they're going down to the used auto parts yard with their buddies, although, yes, they do get there, its not always in search of a rubber...tire (or anything like that).

Its verrrry clever of the MALE of the species since who would ever think that guys into cars would ever be interested in this, too :

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=loZJT3j8KbY

[HazeMaster]

I guess my vision hasn't exactly focused yet

I thought this thread would be about the US Postal Service and stamp collecting

[ds_writr]

There come certain moments in a man's life when he cannot deny that he is surrounded by fellow males of his own species.

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=HGZpYVe4eL6



http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=t7qq13gn1ny

few females may think about (for their own sanity) but men in groups are known to do more together than play football or poker.

[ds_writr]

The MALE of the species makes this "stuff", see.

And he makes it as to propagate the world

or for target practice

or something

(I know its used in various ways depending on who gets it to squirt up)

Oh, it comes out of the penis, the hallmark of the MALE of the species (even if some women act as though...well, just don't be fooled).

This stuff is...hmmm, maybe we need an illustration of what it is I'm talking about.


Here. This big, brawny jock variety of MALE will show you the stuff I'm talking about (he makes puddles and puddles of it) :

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=w3RvusGtXKj


And its potable, meaning you can drink it. You can drink the stuff!


I KNOW, ITS CRAZY the ways this stuff can be used for (I think you can even scramble it as a high protein subsitute for EggBeaters).

Most guys of course just use it for fun. For there is fun to be had with the stuff.


Whether its you own:

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=3LkRz1S96Lw


Or from someone else:


http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=m0721DGuhQo

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=a09LLDiSR27


Or from a couple of other someone elses:

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=GRinLMduN5A


http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=aoOXuaqV4C0

[ds_writr]

the innate masculine need for male bonding. its just too bad that guys have to wage war in order to feel close. (I mean, there ARE other methods )

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science...eut/index.html


Men may have developed a psychology that makes them particularly able to engage in wars, a scientist said on Friday.
New research has shown that men bond together and cooperate well in the face of adversity to protect their interests more than women, which could explain why war is almost exclusively a male business, according to Professor Mark van Vugt of the University of Kent in southern England.
"Men respond more strongly to outward threats, we've labeled that the 'man warrior effect'," he told the British Association for the Advancement of Science meeting...
...Male co-operation is a double-edged sword," he added.



FORTUNATELY, when NOT warring, that same spirit of male fraternity can lead us to humpy all-male homoerotic muscle shows on campus.

Male bonding at its best (well, "best" just short of all-out man orgy) :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjv2Yfs9Wy4

^ meanwhile, the coeds of Tri Lambda sorority are POSITIVE the guys at the ATQ <(cant make an omega symbol ) house are all talking (or even thinking) about them.

[woodyfrance]

ds_writr, I guess you should have your own pics' page...

[ds_writr]

Big ALL OVER , this masturbating (and OMG heavily squirting) bull of a man would never be mistaken for a female of the species.

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=30639

[ds_writr]

a most intense and intriguing moment between two males of the species is when they agree to exchange or ingest the "milk" which marks them as men.

When else does one male so enter another as to become a part of the other male's system? And when else does one man allow another to shoot liquid ropes of himself into his belly?

I ASK YOU THAT!



http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=3BZHngxI7x9


by the way anyone able to make out what they're saying?
one: feel good?
two: yeah.
one: blahdeedahblah.