Tom Cruise [merged]

[vamp666]

nude, shirtless ? thanks

[DestructionPancake]

You sure you want to see that?

Nah, he does have a nice body, I'll give him that. But for the rest... I Just watched the infamous South Park episode "Trapped in the Closet" and I thought it was hilarious!

[Styrker]

Well, He wasn,t HALF BAD in "War of the Worlds"....But the Hottest was the Underwear Scene of "Risky Business"



PS: D Pancake...What the Hell is on your FACE??? It's Freaken me OUT!!

[Maverick_01]

You sure you want to see that?

Nah, he does have a nice body, I'll give him that. But for the rest... I Just watched the infamous South Park episode "Trapped in the Closet" and I thought it was hilarious!

Where can i find that episode of southpark? I live in europe, it'll never broadcast here ...

[CountryJohn]

Where can i find that episode of southpark? I live in europe, it'll never broadcast here ...

It's posted on youtube.com. Someone posted the link awhile back which I did not keep. You could probably search it at youtube yourself tho.

[DestructionPancake]

Where can i find that episode of southpark? I live in europe, it'll never broadcast here ...

Well, I live in Europe too...

If you follow this link, that should no longer be a problem though:
http://www.scientomogy.info/south-park.htm

[cockman1701]

Tom Cruise was hot back in the day but now he doesn't "do it" for me.

[Rockwell]

Hey D.P. I have actually seen your avatar before in an art forum. My friend (who's also there) showed it to me! If you're that guy, then you're one hell of an artist! The caricatures are GREAT!!!! We think your works rock!

And uhh..... my friend has the hots for you! (my apologies if that's not you, though)

[Maverick_01]

It's posted on youtube.com. Someone posted the link awhile back which I did not keep. You could probably search it at youtube yourself tho.

Well, I live in Europe too...

If you follow this link, that should no longer be a problem though:
http://www.scientomogy.info/south-park.htm

Thanks guys! Gonna watch it now! I'll let you know what i think of it!

[Maverick_01]

It was hilarious! But i Don't understand why Tom Cruise is making a huge fuss about it,... It's not that bad for his image, it's just very funny, lol

[gigaflib]

http://www.stars-masculines-nues.com/tomcruis.htm

great pics, love'em

http://www.classycelebs.com/galleries/7/

actually, that site is aimed at straight guys, but who cares? You have a great shirtless shot of him and if you pause it at the right time in the second movie, you get a great view of celebrity cock!


(btw, first post, yay!)

[coco2006]

Well, I live in Europe too...

If you follow this link, that should no longer be a problem though:
http://www.scientomogy.info/south-park.htm

Thanks for the link !!!

... that episode has been forbidden in some coutries... I had only seen parts of it, but I laughed as never did !!!

[DestructionPancake]

It was hilarious! But i Don't understand why Tom Cruise is making a huge fuss about it,... It's not that bad for his image, it's just very funny, lol

Actually, that would fit in with the philosophy of the Scientology Church; the only defence is attack and thus Cruise, to protect his image, has to sue. Seeing that Paramount has decided not to air the episode in the UK for instance, this strategy is quite effective...

Ah well, I don’t care for this bull. In my eyes Cruise is a big loser

[DestructionPancake]

Thanks for the link !!!

... that episode has been forbidden in some coutries... I had only seen parts of it, but I laughed as never did !!!

You're welcome!

[just_a_boy]

What do u think?

[just_a_boy]

lol i forgot the 4th answer: "he was always hot".

[NineOfClubs]

There's just nothing hot about any closet case, sorry....

[mega]

The guy's an asshole. Just my opinion...

[jacob1]

Ya........the guys a freak
especially now with the scientology thing
not there's anything wrong with anyone having a beliefe but keep it in perspective.
The guy has always driven me insane
Never understood the attraction in the first place

[operafan]

Oh, I dunno. I think he is intense, and I like the driven nature of his acting and personality. I don't know whether he is a closet case or not - certainly everyone wants to jump on that bandwagon - but I need more than rumor.

I like the dark, good looks, and the nicely aging body.

His Scientology crap is just that, but I like the rest of the package - a lot!

[samaritain67]

Well... A friend of mine call him "Dents de Lapin"...

And I have never found him hot. Idon't care for his personnal beliefs, or his sexual life (or non-life).
I just find him un-attractive.

[coco2006]

I always thought he had a cute face and was a decent actor... not really beautyful, just cute...

But I always found his body was... strange... his muscles seems unconventionaly arranged.... he's just

[SemoreSeats]

I don't see him as being hot at all. I have heard him on TV a couple of times and I find him to be bigoted in his belief system like Donni Osmond. He comes a cross as being a "know it all". Ever hear him talk about the evils of Prozac? I was sitting in an office and he was focused on the negative aspects of this medication. I made the statement, "Sounds like hes been brain washed" and no one made any response to what I said.

He is definately a closet case and can stay there. How Nicole stayed with him is beyond me.
It must have ben a sexless marriage for her.

[Peto Antoni]

A total and complete asshole, jerk and anything you wanted to add to the list. He thinks his Scientology makes him wise and better that anyone else. He has one of the phoniest smiles agoing........ I think he has about 15 teeth to many.

He has lost much popuality with his brazen stunts and on camera interviwes. Miss Nicole kidman should thank her lucky stars that he wanted to call it splitsville!

CAN'TY STAND THE PUNK WHO THIKS HE IS REALLY SOMETING. HE DOESN"T EVEN HAVE A PROPER EDUCATION. That never bothers me about dudes, but in his case it does as he feels he knows morw than anybody else!

In a short period of time, he is going to lose even more popularity Fisrt off he is a very mediocre actor...... all Awards shows have realized this. He is only out for himsllf as compared to the adorable Paul Newman still loved as a SENIOR. And why not? Paul has been the consumate actor and one of the very great humanitarians of the film industry or any industry. At 74 r 75, he has just won another Golden Globe Awarde. People in general do not have this addulation for the sick Tom Cruise.

How can you gay guys have ant respect and thus feelings for someone who is so base and selfish! as CRUISE? Does character mean nothing to you you?

[DestructionPancake]

And then that poor Katie Holmes....

[NineOfClubs]

Peto, I have to agree with you. There are so many decent actors to idolize, why would anyone give Tom even a second look? He's deplorable.

[davie25]

He needs some big dicked stud to teach him a thing or 2 like how to be a good submissive bottom

[RenaissanceMan]

There's just nothing hot about any closet case, sorry....

Apology not accepted...lol.

Other than that I have stopped having an opinion about him except that he should stop acting like he's Dr. Cruise with a PhD in every discipline of the world (especially psychology and psychiatry).

[marc5000]

.....don't you think?

[Maverick_01]

good enough for me though! He's one of my all time favorites ... You have seen it then marc5000? I think he's average...

[G Love]

Add about a foot of height, and a new brain....maybe.

[Styrker]

OH,, FOR CHRIST SAKE!! ..LEAVE THE GUY ALONE... The "MORE" you TALK the "MORE" he does...."GOD BLESS HIM if he's GAY,",..."God BLESS HIM if he's NOT!!"

[atrophic_poker]

Add about a foot of height, and a new brain....maybe.

Who cares about the Cruise missile? But as a vertically challenged person I find your remarks offensive.

Besides haven't you heard the old adage "Big man...little dick.Little man...ALL dick.

[G Love]

Who cares about the Cruise missile? But as a vertically challenged person I find your remarks offensive.

Besides haven't you heard the old adage "Big man...little dick.Little man...ALL dick.

Oh don't take offense, the dude is weird and blasts other people all the time. If he was a nice guy I wouldn't have said it. He opens himself up to so much criticism. If I really did offend you, I apologize.

[coldsnowcat]

I don't like the public person, but I wish him no ill will.

I just wish he would be gone already..... Off on a remote island with his "Katie" making love babies...

[stangee]

If you wanna see Tom's dick, rent the movie "All The Right Moves" Its one he did years ago, he plays a high school football star living in a coal mining town. There's scene in his bedroom with the female lead and a flap of his cock when he half turns to face the camera.

[bluegrassladdie]

You can see him do a tumblesault in his tighty whities in "Risky Business" too.

[Glafna]

leave the guy alone, if he does have a small dick, it isn't really anyone's buisness but his own and his wife's

[wraithsa]

Correction Mate Tom Cruise IS A DICK

[hornyshauny]

Tom Cruise IS a small dick!

[rajah345]

In one of his early films when he was about 20, it did show him in the nude getting out of bed after sex...we taped it then and ran it back in slow motion, and believe me he was really"""HUNG LIKE A HORSE """and so georgous looking...also circumsized..... and I'm sure he could take a few of these up him.....

[crisco]

Small Dick to match his small brain.

[BearMagus]

He has odd religious beliefs.....pretty much every religion is odd. Tom is goodlooking, talented, and intelligent. I don't care how big a dick someone has if you're stupid, unattractive, and don't have a single once of creativity even a 10 inch dick is pretty much a waste. If size is all that matters, invest in a dildo. Besides, it's not what ya got but how ya use it.

[ozguy]

[PortGuyBlue]

I thought this was "Tom Cuise is a small dick"

[rugbyusa]

Rent the movie All the right Moves, he plays a high school football player. In it is a scene where he is naked and shows his whole cock. It is just average.

He was cute when he was young, but can't stand him now no matter what he looks like.

[cwtiffin]

As an actor, he has had his moments where I've been impressed... but in the public eye, he should learn to keep some of his comments/opinions to himself... just the same way that all of us do...

As far as size goes... I like the comments from Bear972... especially investing in a dildo...

[rugbyusa]

can't stand his attitude, he is no longer hot in my book. I would rather sleep with a girl. ewww

[eddielee]

No, he doesn't have a small dick. Like most people, he is average. From what I can tell from looking at picture, his dick is anywhere from 5 to perhaps 7 inches and fat.

[doetim]

Who the hell cares about that, you're not going to suck it anyday soon so what's the point of speculating. He has a huge wallet and apparently that can buy pretty much anything. I'd rather be tom cruise with a small dick and his bank account than some poor loser with a big one.