This is what happens when it Is raining so you can't work, your hubby isn't home and your tired of porn!
It's hot out...let's take in a show.
Just avoid the lines for PIRATES.........YO HO HO
First there was that big ship that sank.
Even with Josh & Kurt and even Fergie........it stank!
Then Jennifer & Vince made breaking up a hit.
While others were "WAIST DEEP' In Shit!!
This summer it got all gay at the cineplex.
With a fey drunk pirate,& those hairy, muscley men from X!
"YOU, ME & DUPREE with Owen's ass.
And Jack Black in tights.........I'll pass!
There was a LITTLE MAN In diapers and one In a red cape.
And Crockett & Tubbs...to MIAMI will escape!
Oh how I wish I had that remote control from CLICK
I'd put it on pause and go down on Collin's D***
CARS was FAST AND FURIOUS on those TALLADEGA NIGHTS.
With Will once again in his "tighty whites"
Things also got scarey at the theaters ...BEWARE
And I'm not talking about Tom Hank's hair!
There was a MONSTER HOUSE and one by the lake.
The house by the water was just too much to take???????
LADY IN THE WATER; M. Night's bedtime ode.
Was a bigger puzzle then THE DAVINCI CODE!
Damien was back..... that 666 tattooed brat.
In DESCENT there were 6 woman in a hole...Wat up wid that?!?
Robin Williams Is THE NIGHT LISTENER...ya hear?!?
"Cause that wreck of a movie RV he could not steer
Take your PULSE......Yes; find a vein.
And you all get ready for SNAKES ON A PLANE!
This summer we laughed cried screamed (*U*) and had a ball
Until' next summer;like that bitch Miranda Priestley said....'That's All."