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    Jokes in Poor Taste.

    How do lesbians lose weight?


    They don't.









    your turn.
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    What does a gay guy order at a Chinese Restaurant?



    Cream of Sum Yung Gui.
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    What do Gerbils say when a gay guy walks into the Pet Store?



    "WOOF"
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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    If you can get rabies from dogs and maleria from mosquitos, what can you get AIDS from?





    Asshoppers

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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    From a friend of mine, who has been cracking very tasteless jokes as late:



    What's the hardest part of eating a vegitible?





    The chair.





    What do you say to the family of a gay guy who's been crippled?


    Look on the bright side..He started life as a fruit, he's going out as a vegitible!

    I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently...

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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    why do women have legs?













    so they don't leave slug tracks when they cross the room

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    What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in your bath-tub?

    Throw in your dirty clothes and let him do the washing.

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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    Quote Originally Posted by BenF46
    haha

    i forgot about that one ben...

    i was particularly proud of this one

    http://justusboys.com/forum/showpost...1&postcount=91

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    How many Fags can you seat on a bar stool??



    Turn it upside down and it seats four!!!

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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    Why do women wear make-up and perfume?






    Because they're fucking ugly and they smell.

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    did you hear about the terrorist hijacking of a 747 full of lawyers?


    they threatened to release one an hour if their demands were not met

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    A horse trots into a gay bar and the bartender asks him "Why the long face?"

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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    Why does Helen Keller wear her pants so tight?



    So you can read her lips!

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    Tasteless.

    A gay couple was walking along a beach when they found a magic lamp. The two of them rubbed it and a genie came out, but he was homophobic and would only grant them one wish. The couple decided to save their wish and go home.

    The couple went to bed and all of the sudden the KKK burst into the bedroom, grabbed the two gay guys, put nooses around their necks and were about to hang them.

    The one gay guy said to the other "We should use our wish now!" To which the other one replied "Well.. I kind of already did, I wished we were hung like black men!"

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    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was little?

    They rearranged the furniture!



    How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?

    She was trying to read the waffle iron!


    The Three Musketeers... Bashful, Chrisglass, and Ronboy!

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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    Quote Originally Posted by ronboy
    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was little?

    They rearranged the furniture!



    How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?

    She was trying to read the waffle iron!
    Sticking with Ms. Keller.........why were her fingers purple?

    She heard it through the grapevine!

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    A forty year old woman goes to see her doctor because she has been feeling tired and run down.

    The doctor examines her and explains to her that he would like to run a few tests and that she should come back next week.

    A week later, she returns to the clinic.

    "Well," she asks "did you get the results?"

    "I did indeed" says the Doctor "It looks like someone will be changing nappies in a few weeks"

    "Oh my!" she shrieks "Am I pregnant??"

    "No, you have bowel cancer"




    My coat? It's the hilarious Jester's outfit with the frilly sleeves

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    Guy goes into the Dr and says, "you know.. I don't get it, I look great, I feel great.. but I stink".

    The doctor scratches his head and looks into his journals. After an hour or tense waiting, he calls the nervous patient into his office and says, "No need to worry, sir... I found the answer. You look great, you feel great, but you stink. Just means you're an asshole."
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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    By definition, a joke "in poor taste" needs no explanation or qualification.

    If you don't get it, or are offended by it, it's your problem.



    What did Michael Jackson say to the guy standing on the beach?







    Get out of my son.


    A4A

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    Some people are capable of ruining ANYTHING.
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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    Quote Originally Posted by 081581
    SOILWORK

    LIGHTEN UP!! THINGS DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO MEAN (AND/OR BE LIMITED TO) WHAT YOU WANT THEM TO MEAN.

    081581

    Inquiring minds want to know.
    No Soilwork, don't lighten up at all. These are jokes on this thread guys....and if 081581 doesn't like it, he needs to go elsewhere. My god, you really can ruin a funny post...lighten up with your comments or just don't say anything at all....and get a grip...they're JOKES

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    And P.S....you trying to reference the Webster's Dictionary makes you neither interesting, humorous, nor intelligent, so try again...

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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down a well? She broke three fingers calling for help!
    " Lets blow this fascist popsicle stand!" C.Montgomery Burns

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    Phoenix, eew....




    A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"

    "Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"

    The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."

    When dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."

    "That's right, Dad."

    "Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."

    "That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."

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    lol

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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    How does Helen Keller masturbate?

    She stimulates with one hand and moans with the other.

    Two muffins are baking in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?" Then the other muffin says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

    What's sadder than four black men in a car going off a cliff?

    They were my friends.

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    What's black and crispy and knocks on a window?




    a baby in a microwave.
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    Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

    Mace will do that to you.
    Mine is the Earth and the sword in the stone, Mine is the throne for the idol
    One fleeting moment, and it is all gone, Crownless again Will I fall?

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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    Quote Originally Posted by luminum
    How does Helen Keller masturbate?

    She stimulates with one hand and moans with the other.

    Two muffins are baking in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?" Then the other muffin says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

    What's sadder than four black men in a car going off a cliff?

    They were my friends.

    The muffin joke.....to me....was hysterically funny!!!

    I have a VERY offbeat sense of humor and I find myself picturing this muffin with a shocked look on his face saying that!!!!
    "Holy shit! A talking muffin!" TOO FUNNY!

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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    Why don't Polish women use vibrators?



    They always end up chipping their teeth!

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    I also really enjoyed the muffin joke.

    Soilwork, if you like that joke, I'm sure you've checked out www.deadbabyjoke.com? It's as horrible as it sounds, for example:

    What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200 km/h?

    Stopping it with a shovel!

    What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?

    Deep Throat!

    (I'm going to Hell, I know)
    Voici le stylo de ma tante!

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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    I'm glad you enjoyed the muffin joke.

    There's another along the same line...

    Awoman tells her son to go out back and slaughter a chicken for dinner. As the kid is heading out a chicken runs in and says "Please don't eat me." to which the kid responds, "Holy shit! A talking chicken!"

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    Doesn't change the fact that some people are capable of ruining anything.
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    What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?



    "seizure" salad

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    4 children in california were suspended this week for pointing their fingers like guns while playing "cops and robbers".... the 2 playing cops however were suspended with pay
    Mine is the Earth and the sword in the stone, Mine is the throne for the idol
    One fleeting moment, and it is all gone, Crownless again Will I fall?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 081581
    I think your joke would have been as funny, or as unfunny, if you had substituted a Grand Ayatollah, a Hindu monk, a Southern Baptist minister, or an Indian Chief, for the Rabbi.
    Are you saying that because you are muslem?
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    "I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?"

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    What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?








    The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
    if you pass under a rainbow, you will turn from a girl into a boy.

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    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
    and good-looking?

    Because those men already have boyfriends.
    Mine is the Earth and the sword in the stone, Mine is the throne for the idol
    One fleeting moment, and it is all gone, Crownless again Will I fall?

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    I'm Jewish.
    if you pass under a rainbow, you will turn from a girl into a boy.

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    Re: Jokes in Poor Taste.

    Quote Originally Posted by Styrker
    How many Fags can you seat on a bar stool??



    Turn it upside down and it seats four!!!
    How do you get them off?









    Jerk one of them off, and they all cum!
    Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.

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    Q: What did one condom say to the other as they walked past a gay bar?









    A: Wanna go in and get shit-faced?
    Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 081581
    I don't think that the Jews killed by the Nazi's in the concentration camps screamed when they were put in the ovens. They were already dead.

    I'm Jewish, and your "joke" is the most obscene, "punch-in-the- stomach", anti-semitic attacks I've ever experienced. I feel physically Ill.

    You're like one of the Neo-Nazi skinheads who are constantly attacking Jews and Jewish symbols around the world. You're very scary.

    081581

    Inquiring minds want to know.
    Normally I don't make it a point to tell tasteless jokes, but since this the Jokes in Poor Taste thread I'll share this one:

    Q: How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon?









    A: Put them in the ashtray.


    You also have the right to not read offesive material, as this thread implies.

    Gawd, I hate the PC police.
    Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.

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    A pedophile is leading a kid into the dark, shadowy, woods. The kid, suddenly holding very tightly to the man's hand, looks up and says, "Geez, Mister! I'm getting really scared!"

    The pedophile says, "You think you're scared, Kid? I have to walk back out of here by myself!"

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    • Sure Jesus loves you, but does he swallow?
    • Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands!
    • Jesus is coming, but he pulled out.


    I'm guessing 081581 isn't catholic as well as jewish.

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    Q)What did the the hotdog vendor at the bottom of the WTC say?
    A)Who ordered the 2 jumbo's?

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    A little old lady went in to see her doctor for her regular check up. The doctor asked, "How have you been doing?"

    The little old lady said, "Fine, I've been farting quite a bit, but my farts don't smell and no one can hear them."

    The Doctor smiles and said, "Here, take this prescription and in about a week you're going to want to come back to see me."

    A week later the little old lady returned mad as hell.

    "I don't know what that prescription was for, but since I started taking those pills my farts smell like something crawled up my ass and died!"

    The Doctor smiled and said, "Great! Now that we've got your sinuses cleared up let's check your hearing!"

    Never regret anything, because in that moment it's exactly what you wanted.

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    I don't know if this has been posted yet but here goes anyway......

    Why do women have smaller feet than men?


    So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.
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    An old Paul Lynde goodie.

    Why do the Hell's Angles were leather?

    Because Chiffon wrinkles too easily!!
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    How do you drown a blonde?


    Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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