Should Porn Have Plot?

[pjlikesporn]

What's your favorite story-focused porn feature?

You can combine the prettiest faces with the hardest bodies and the most mammoth of dicks, but without a good plot, I'm likely to start fast-forwarding the scene about three minutes in. A good story (or even a pathetic, hackneyed plot) makes the sex so much more intense--so much hotter.

This was especially true for Out of Athens, The Crush, and Buckleroos (where many of the guys even repulsed me). If only those Bel Ami models could speak English!

[RationalLunacy]

If you don't have actors who can act, but rather read what few lines they have off cue cards, making them sound utterly moronic -- what the hell is the point of having a plot?

If you find someone who is totally hot, intelligent, and can read -- I doubt you'll find him doing porn.

[gotdimples77]

I liked the Hole...a recycled plot of course but something. I think there was a German movie, summer heat or something that was really good too.

[DiaryOfAMadman]

I dont know of any that had a strong plot, but I remember that the one I saw that acutally had a good story was probably the best porno that I ever say and the models weren't even that good looking.

[shelmal]

I like porn that has a sense of humor. Sex within a comedy is always fun although i dont know to many that do it well.

[lukylok]

It's very easy : if the porn has a story, you can watch it again and again. If there is no plot, once is more than enough .That is why Cadinot is so much better !
Conversely that is why good sm films can be seen several times : there is a story.

[romeod]

One of the really good porns around now is Wet Palms, which actually has several episodes. It has plots and (cheesy) dialogue, which actually make it way more enjoyable, IMO.

[The_Reaper]

God help me if I ever direct porn...

It shall rival the Lord of the Rings in length, and Syriana for plot!

[epicAdam]

I don't care if it has a plot... just PLEASE no music.

[Northwest Prince]

plot would help at times but that would mean the stars would have to act and yes no music,

[The_Pianist]

Several, to drop the bad actors into.

[M4P]

No - they are all poor actors so they should stick with what they do best!

[RationalLunacy]

I don't care if it has a plot... just PLEASE no music.

No music.....and no fucking over-dubbing!! I can't stand it when you hear a voice saying "suck that cock" or "ooooooh baby" and the lips are moving to something else (or there's a cock in his mouth).

[doctorsun]

No plot, no dubbing, no music. Just sex, please.

[Austin40acres]

I like the plot to the extent that it fills in the details for my fantasies. I want to know who those guys are before they shuck their clothes and get busy.

So, plot is not essential, but it helps in the fantasizing process.

A4A

[luminum]

If the sex is weak, plot helps a lot. But fi the sex is hot, the only thing I ask really is that I the two guys give off the impression that they're aslo making love while having the raunchiest sex of their lives. ::shrug::

[poetstud1981]

it needs to have plot other wise im bore dout of my mind. but one i rented and this really stupid music on it and the ppl were dubbed and it sucked no pun intended on that one i almost was like laughing and thinking what the hell i rented

but a plot is must for me otherwise im bored to limpness

[eruvawen]

they do have plots *lol* no i don´t think there must be plots in porn movies

[Swellegant]

I enjoy a plotted porn, but the execrable acting always gets to me. I usually watch them with the sound off, anyway; only for the first run-through do I have to listen to what they're saying so I know what's going on. I must say I prefer a loose plot, just a theme or a narrative that ties all the vignettes together.

I echo Lukylok's recommendation of Cadinot films... they usually have a plot, but you can't tell if the acting is bad because it's in French. Bel Ami is kind of the same, their films frequently tell a story, but since none of them speaks English very well, the story is done more in mime or with a narrator.

[douseiai]

i love porns with plots... it just goes to remind me that there are people that act worse then me ... but more seriously... it helps hold my interest when i kinda know why their fuckin... i mean except stuff like sean cody where the plot is "hey i got this straight guy and he gonna do gay stuff enjoy!" that doesn't need a plot but otherwise i do rather enjoy plots...

[sonny10305]

I don't care if it has a plot... just PLEASE no music.

Oh baby, am I ever with you on that.
WTF is wrong with theses porn producers who think it's better to have some annoying music pumping and blaring instead of the sweet sound of people enjoying sex. Hearing a dude moan when he is getting head, or when he blows his load, is awesome.

[Paws]

Most gay porn with a plot that I saw usually has bad acting men. Even if they just need to say about 5 sentences, they completely fuck it up. They start speaking in their Kermit voice and in a tone that absolutely doesn't fit the scene or the conversion, but yeah, at least what they had to say came out of their mouth.

If I want porn with a good plot and good acting I stick to straight 70s ones. Harry Reems and Ron Jeremy :|

I too wish there was more gay comedy porn. With bears or leathermen

[winterknight]

If they wanted porn to have a plot, they would actually need to get decent actors in to do it. And most decent actors wouldn't.

[Andreus]

all i need is a two min interview with the guys to check the nelly factor.


after that, just shut up and get busy

[MidnightPrism]

No need for a plot. Just fuck already.

And please NO cheesy music. I want to hear moans & groans

[alister9669]

No need for a plot. Just fuck already.

And please NO cheesy music. I want to hear moans & groans

I enjoy a good plot in a porno. I'd much rather have the cheesy music than a
"who's your daddy?" coming from the guy on top.

[sb]

If it does have a plot I usually fast forward those bits.

[HazeMaster]

Yes! Porn should have plot and character!

[Angelfan]

If the porn stars could act it would make a plot bareable but as most of them can't it's just embarrassing to watch and I just skip to the sex scenes.

[JamieC2003]

I love pornos that have a plot, gives it a roleplay feel. That really gets me hard

[Soilwork]

If I wanna see a movie with a plot, I'll watch a movie with a plot.

I don't jack off to dialogue.

[Snickers52]

Frankly, IMO most of the porn made nowadays should definitely have a plot. A nice plot in the nearest cemetery.

[seven_sins]

I really don't enjoy porn. But I do like to look at naked men, especially when they interact with each other, e.g. in a shower or in a locker room. I also like to watch hung guys showing off, whether they are dressed or undressed, although I prefer the latter.

[Lube]

If I wanna see a movie with a plot, I'll watch a movie with a plot.

I don't jack off to dialogue.

Well then I must be straight as an arrow, because I can't imagine jacking off to any gay porn movie.

They are so dreadfully dull, even the sex is boring.

[Soilwork]

you may have been watching the wrong porn movies. in bad ones, the sex is boring, in good ones it's hot.

[douseiai]

he doesn't watch the stuff like sean codey were you know the moans and groans are real that stuff is the shit

[Guest]

yes and no sex.....

[sonny10305]

A short story line is fine, but the operative word os SHORT, and once the action begins, stay with it. I like the anticipation, the gradual removal of clothes etc.
The most important things are, NO MUSIC, and make the sex sounds real, don't over due it, keep it natural, I mean, I never had sex with a guy and actually said "Suck that big dick, yeah that's it, yeah". Keep it real.

[GL]

God help me if I ever direct porn...

It shall rival the Lord of the Rings in length, and Syriana for plot!

"Citizen Cock?"

I don't care either way, so long as the action is hot.