Jamie Oliver [merged]

[uccellone]

He's cute. And he's stylish in a very british way... but I don't find him hot at all... I could become straight and marry Giada though...

[crotjuhhh]

am I the only one who thinks he's hot?(A) Anyone have pictures? of Jamie Oliver?

[gabriel1]

I used to think he was yummy, but for some reason that changed.

[darren]

I remember wanting to watch 'The Naked Chef' thinking that it would be him cooking in the nude, but unfortunatly, it wasn't. He annoys me as well.

[windsors]

Did I see where his studio were he filmed his cooking segment burned, I seen it on the news but really didn't pay that much attention.

[dairyking469]

he's cute, but i think dave lieberman is hotter

[scottyz]

I used to think that Jamie was just plain gross. ...and I mean finger-in-throat gagging.

But, strangely enough, I found out what an awesome human being he is for all the charity he does and how he really is passionate about cooking and food... my opinion of him changed completely.


He's such a great guy that he turned hot. Weird, I know. I'd do him.

[josher]

He was quite heavy in the last picture I saw of him.

[CaptainCaveman]

Sorry but I can't stand the guy. Something about him makes me turn over whenever he appears on TV.

[brian1052000]

I LOVE him...he is so sexy and grungy in a non grungy kind of way!!! And his heavy accent is so sexy!

[JDsmagik]

I love Jamie! I've watched every episode of every show he's done.

I really admired the school lunch program he managed to get going.

He stopped me from ever eating a chicken nugget again.

[Snickers52]

I think he's very cute but only as long as he keeps his mouth shut. That tongue thing he does when he speaks is very offputting. It just ruins any idea of sexiness for me. He really should have been taken to a speech therapist as a child.

[agaymale]

I've always thought he was cute...not hot but cute. He has that bit of whimsy that is always interesting.

[Apollo]

I love Jamie Oliver, so fucking hot. And his lips just make me fall in love more.

[boxerdudeuk]

love him love him love him. his wife jules is one lucky woman.

[GL]

i think he is adorably cute!

[chillyboi]

How in thee hell did i miss this thread????
I would give my life to meet him
if i was approached to give my life up just to meet him, i'd sign up!!!

[gayboi909]

i'd do him...........i always get hard watching his show

[Give-It-2Me]

I think he is pretty cute but he is annoying.

[SFLMAN]

I think he's very cute too!! I think Tyler Florence is very cute too! I saw him on Momma's Boys last week. Tyler has put on some weight more recently. But they are both still doable. I'd like to see the Food Network get more hot guys on their network.

[Tarzanboy732]

blech he just looks like the kind of guy with cheese under his foreskin

[banpei]

He's geting fat. slowly.

i never liked his thick lips.

[sdrival]

I like him, but he always bothered me a little bit because he did that naked chef show and never once took his clothes off or even at least cooked in an apron. Total false advertisement.

[wraithsa]

i love him for his food etc - i have all his books and a LOT of his merchandise

[hairybum]

Id luv to play with Jamies bum cheeks!!

[DolphIsYummyyy]

random thread.

who is jamie oliver, btw?

[hairybum]

He's a cute English chef...chunky ass!!

[EasyRory]

Jamie was so cute ... before he got fat. The curse of being a chef.

[Wafflecakes]

Cute....but I hate him so much.

Watched food revolution a few times. An incredibly unlikable guy. He is so bitchy and demanding that he would take situations where he could actually make a difference, and through his attitude drive everyone away. Then he would act shocked and offended when at the end of the episode he was being ignored.

What a douche.

[LuvFindsAndyHardy]

An incredibly unlikable guy. He is so bitchy and demanding that he would take situations where he could actually make a difference, and through his attitude drive everyone away. Then he would act shocked and offended when at the end of the episode he was being ignored.

What a douche.

In other words....a chef! Trust me, I've worked with enough of them to know that they make prima-donna's look like Drew Barrymore. I don't know why, but the professions of pilot and chef seem to attract that certain type of thin-skinned alpha male.

(shudders)

[Wafflecakes]

In other words....a chef! Trust me, I've worked with enough of them to know that they make prima-donna's look like Drew Barrymore. I don't know why, but the professions of pilot and chef seem to attract that certain type of thin-skinned alpha male.

(shudders)

I still remember on the show. He took over a Burger joint (non chain fast food type) and tried to convince the owner that you could make a milkshake without milk or ice cream.... and the burgers had to be all natural (note natural =/= more health.....just means more expensive most of the time) and fancy and BS and cost $7 for the burger alone.

Instead of taking the food he found and making it healthier. He always insisted on totally replacing everything about it. Which is why he failed everywhere he went.

[pat grimshaw]

He's definitely past his Use-By date.
Pudgy, obnoxious, foul-mouthed.
He can't comb his hair or wash his face

[JarodA]

He's definitely past his Use-By date.
Pudgy, obnoxious, foul-mouthed.
He can't comb his hair or wash his face

I'd also avoid having kids with him given what he calls them.

Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver
Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver
Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver
Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver

Yikes.

[guyfromNY]

I know that he went to a farm and slit open a lambs throat on one of the british tv shows. I think he is a total scum-bucket.

[seven2go]

And he can shove his ideas about food UP HIS ASS too.......

[gsdx]

He was at his cutest and best in The Naked Chef. After that programme, he lost his appeal and I didn't watch any of his other shows.

[StarCrasher]

Instead of taking the food he found and making it healthier. He always insisted on totally replacing everything about it. Which is why he failed everywhere he went.

Funny you say that and yet Patras is still selling his food. In fact, they increased the size of the patty in the Revolution Burger.

http://www.patrasburgers2.com/index.html

[StarCrasher]

And he can shove his ideas about food UP HIS ASS too.......

His ideas are totally right. Are you overweight and unhealthy?

[PKMO]

It's funny just how badly he has been received over in America. I haven't seen any of the American shows so I don't know exactly how they've portrayed him but he always comes across quite well in the UK shows. Not my favourite chef to watch but he has good intentions (and I love his recipes). He has said he found the American chefs really difficult to work with and customers unwilling to change.

I find him cute. Boyfriend material rather than a quick fuck; he can make breakfast afterwards!

[NickCarterFan]

Ooh, I definitely agree! Total boyfriend material. So cute, and his recipes are kinda fun to make. I wouldn't mind a few naked fakes of The Naked Chef! Hee-hee!

Preferably him lying with healthy fruits and veggies around his body....

[seven2go]

His ideas are totally right. Are you overweight and unhealthy?

I'm 5' 11" , 163 pounds and totally healthy........are YOU overweight and unhealthy?

[Wafflecakes]

His ideas are totally right. Are you overweight and unhealthy?

Ya no....they aren't.

The idea that people need to eat more healthy are right. His opinions on how it should be done are moronic. He treats food like an all or nothing proposition....either its 100% organic, low fat, low sugar, healthiest option imaginable or bust....which isn't how the real world works.

I tuned into the show expecting to side with him 100% from what I had seen on ads for the show. His methods were designed to fail though....because failure makes hot TV.

[StarCrasher]

Ya no....they aren't.

The idea that people need to eat more healthy are right. His opinions on how it should be done are moronic. He treats food like an all or nothing proposition....either its 100% organic, low fat, low sugar, healthiest option imaginable or bust....which isn't how the real world works.

I tuned into the show expecting to side with him 100% from what I had seen on ads for the show. His methods were designed to fail though....because failure makes hot TV.

Have you even seen his recipes? They're not the healthiest options imaginable. In fact, he's one of the most practical chefs on TV, as evidenced by the way he goes into people's homes and shows them how to cook using ingredients readily available at any grocery market. Your mentality is an example of why the food revolution never caught on and why there still is and will continue to be an obesity epidemic.

[StarCrasher]

I'm 5' 11" , 163 pounds and totally healthy........are YOU overweight and unhealthy?

If Jamie has it wrong by shunning hi-fat, hi-sugar processed foods, and opting for healthier options and portion-control, how exactly do you propose obese people loose weight?

He thinks 100% grain-fed beef is healthier than processed burger with pink slime and other additives. He's wrong?

He thinks whole chicken is healthier than processed particle chicken. He's wrong?

He thinks fruit juice is healthier than pop? He's wrong? (Albeit not necessarily lower in sugar.)

He thinks plain milk is healthier than chocolate and strawberry-flavoured milk. He's wrong?

He thinks natural fruit flavouring is healthier than artificial flavouring. He's wrong?

He thinks baked is healthier than deep-fried. He's wrong?

He thinks whole-grain bread is healthier than white bread. He's wrong?

He thinks home-made is healthier than most fast food. He's wrong?

He thinks olive oil is healthier than hydro hydrogenated oils. He's wrong?

He thinks pizza isn't a vegetable. He's wrong?

All these form the basis for what he believes about food and it's supported by nearly every medical doctor and nutritionist out there.

He's fully supported by Dr. Oz. Is Oz wrong too? I know a morbidly obese family with type II diabetes who certainly think so. The only things colorful they're eat is that way because of artificial food coloring.

Sorry but I don't think you people know WTF you're talking about. All this ignorance about food and this reluctance to change is exactly why today's generation is the first in history expected to have a lower life expectancy than their parents.

[profstokes2004]

Yeah, he was so cute in his Naked Chef days. He has put on a few lately. He's still pretty cute though.

[Wafflecakes]

Have you even seen his recipes? They're not the healthiest options imaginable. In fact, he's one of the most practical chefs on TV, as evidenced by the way he goes into people's homes and shows them how to cook using ingredients readily available at any grocery market. Your mentality is an example of why the food revolution never caught on and why there still is and will continue to be an obesity epidemic.

I can't speak to his recipes since I have only seen him in revolution.

However, what you describe is NOT what was on the show. My mentality has nothing to do with it. His douchebaggery on the show did....and yes he set himself up to fail for drama. I have no doubt whatsoever he was a massive douche intentionally. Doesn't sound like someone with people best interests at heart to me.

[pat grimshaw]

He was vaguely cute back in those days but right from the beginning I've had this urge to reach through the television and grab that annoying tongue of his.

Surely he could paint some anti-inflammatory drug over that giant tongue so his speech could be a little more intelligible.

[StarCrasher]

I can't speak to his recipes since I have only seen him in revolution.

OK, so you admit you know nothing about the kind of food he is encouraging. I bet you haven't even seen all the Revolution shows either, seen any of his interviews, or read anything on his website, otherwise you would have seen the compassionate, understanding, and down-to-earth side of him that reached out to people struggling with obesity. I suppose when he cried you think that was just intentional as well. Maybe it's you who is the douche.

[StarCrasher]

He was vaguely cute back in those days but right from the beginning I've had this urge to reach through the television and grab that annoying tongue of his.

Surely he could paint some anti-inflammatory drug over that giant tongue so his speech could be a little more intelligible.

Wow. His tongue is too big for your liking.

If that's not a reason to not like someone I don't know what is!

That's compelling man! At this point I'm so speechless I don't know how to defend Jamie against allegations of douchebaggery any longer!

[bankside]

He's a twat. Ruining British food. I had nothing against him until he decided that everything had to be healthy.

Give me the Two Fat Ladies any day.

Here's a real breakfast:
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