A lady offers u ..

[KangaWallaFox]

No thankyou, ugh!

[EveretteB1975]

no fucking way. sorry for my bad language.

[luminum]

I think I could eat twat for an hour. It can't be THAT bad. I'd run through the alphabet and transcribe some quotes or phrases or poems I know on her vagina with my tongue to pass the time.

[blooeyz]

what does she look like?
does she have a brazilian and does she bathe well?

[Guest]

no...imagine if the lady was....


i would prefer to die....

[StLHotBoi21]

no...imagine if the lady was....


i would prefer to die....

i think we all would. (i like the title of that image by the way the code name is barf, lol)

[Antares]

I wouldn't even take the $500 for her to go down on me.

[douseiai]

for $500 it would depend on the poon.... if clean shaven really clean and doesn't really smell then for $500 i would maybe... then again i am really in need of cash around now

[Ruby]

For 500 dollars I can have an old hand callboy...*Pffft*

[douseiai]

sorry ruby... $500 is less then the plane ticket to get to you

[slobone]

If she were clean and shaved down there? Hmmm, Hell yes, I'd give it a try.

And if she's not shaved, just pretend you're eating a taco....

[Christopherb36]

Does taking the money make me a prostitute? Is she an undercover officer or just a horny bitch?

[Riverrick]

For an HOUR! For only $500.00?

Please, make it a dilemma for me. Besides, I don't even know if I'm physically able to do it without puking.

I'm on the extreme far end of the Kinsey scale. I haven't found a single heterosexual bone in my body. That sort of thing would be like death to me.

[gmoney]

OMG!

Mel, I forgot about "Flo"!!!

Seriously, NOT!!!

You know I once over-heard some guys discussing whether or NOT they would go-down on a woman who was having her period!!!!!
(Seriously, I am NOT lieing!!)

I canNOT even believe someone would be discussing doing it!!

Oh boy!!

I've heard guys talking about it too. They say shit like "have you earned your red wings yet?" Now that makes me wanna puke!

Now I have gone down on a woman before; didn't do much for me, but she quite liked it and that's why I did. Not anymore though and $500? Please!!!

[runner]

$500!!!!!!!!!! You betcha!

[treanir]

Add two zeros and throw in the massive amounts of alcohol (vodka, ouzo, arak) I would have to consume beforehand in order to be physically able to do it without vomiting or having a stroke and I would *think* about it.