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    A lady offers u ..

    $500 to go down on her for an hour. For whatever reason, you are her ideal. Can u .. would u?

    I suppose I can take the $, turn around and rent a couple of my ideal for a couple of hours. However the idea of eating some twat for an hour makes me want to hurl. So, in my case, big thumbs down

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    The problem isn't wether you WOULD do it... it is wether you CAN do it. This is a gay forum so I doubt many of us, save for the bisexuals, can get our plumbing to operate for a woman.

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    Re: A lady offers u ..

    When I say go down I meant eat her out ..

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    It would take a lot more then just $500.00 =-/.

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    Re: A lady offers u ..

    Short and simple no....

    But I would take the cash and run....

    I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently...

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    OK, trying real hard NOT to offend our female members.............

    I just don't see NO way in hell I could do it!

    I am totally Gay and the thought just makes my stomach turn, if you know what I mean.....

    So, I'm sure we have the same thoughts with females who a Gay man would pay her for her duties as well......... (to be fair here, lol)!!!

    No amount of money would make it easier for me to do it.......sorry!

    NO, I am NOT really sorry, that's the way it is!

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    Re: A lady offers u ..

    A lady? Bah... a whore, a bitch... MIGHT be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boybangkokboy
    When I say go down I meant eat her out ..
    Those commercials for Vagisil pretty much turned me off to doing anything like that. The words feminine discharge and odor are enough to make me gag.

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    500.00 lousy bucks! Forget it! I can make that in half a day! I had six years of Canadian beaver......... now I want my share of Canadian cock!

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    Wouldn't even do it for $5000.
    I have a huge gag reflex. It would certainly come into play in that situation.

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    Well, for 5G, I think I can put aside an hour of my time. Go to my doctor brother-in-law for advice: the best combo of anti-sickness, anti-depressant and other pills to take.

    Hopefully I would be fully dazed to face the horror.

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    no for $500, thats a pidly amount of money, im not desperate for money.
    That said I seriously dont think I could, I would throw up, it just seems so grosse, and yet I will bury my face in an ass............. its a strange world.

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    Re: A lady offers u ..

    no thanks, i don't need the money, i don't want to go down on a woman.

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    depends on the woman. if she's nice and not gross i'd do it for free. skin's skin.

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    dudes ill take da challenge 4 free!!!!

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    yeah why not. I've done worse for less.
    and it hurts with every heartbeat......



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    If she were clean and shaved down there? Hmmm, Hell yes, I'd give it a try.
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    I'd call her a whore and then walk away.

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    I'd tell her sorry, but I don't go down on that.

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    Re: A lady offers u ..

    I have sinned before.

    But $500.00 would not even earn any response on my part. It is an expensive world, we live in.

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    I'd give her a trim or a wax down there for that amount of money but as a gay man, the thought of going anywhere near a vagina with my mouth is enough to make me gag.

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    Umm maybe... I just need to be drunk when I do it and a box of mints after

    (probably not though, its gross even thinking about it)

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    It'd be disgusting, but I could od it. NOT for $500 for an hour though. For $2000... depends how well kept her twat is and how hot she is (even though I'm fully gay I'd still rather be going down on a hot girl).

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    I would do it for some hefty sum and if I really needed it.

    Basically, no. And I guess I've always been quasi-bisexual (though now I realize not "bisexual").

    Not so much because she ... well... is a she...but because I wouldn't want to get paid for a "favour" like that.

    Let's not forget, it's for a full hour! I'd have had enough after 5 minutes. Besides, could she last that long? lol

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    No way I'd be sick!

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    Re: A lady offers u ..

    ew.

    no.

    ick.

    spit.

    stink.

    ickky ickky twat juice.

    gross.

    The mouthwash bill alone would be more than $500.

    But I'd pay $500 to have pussy kept far away from me for a day.
    Gentlemen.... Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soilwork
    But I'd pay $500 to have pussy kept far away from me for a day.
    Surely THAT would be a waste of money too, wouldn't it? Unless you have them crawling all over you everyday, which I thought was not the case....lol

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    no, they just annoy me.
    Gentlemen.... Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Reaper
    Short and simple no....

    But I would take the cash and run....

    "come on, take the money and run..." steve miller band

    hehe

    ditto

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    I'd like to think I wouldn't 'do' anyone, not a woman or a man, for money. In this case, the thought of 'eating out' a woman is completely weird for me, so nope, I wouldn't do it.

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    I wouldn't even give one lick for $500.

    I'd do a lick for like $50,000 and one hour worth of service for maybe 500,000 or a million.


    and that tells you how much I love money and what I'd do for it

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    I'd give it a try for $500 so long as she has showered before and is nice and clean down there and it's not time for Aunt Flo to come for a visit.

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    Thanks, Z.

    I forgot about that.

    Well, I needed to lose weight anyway.
    Gentlemen.... Thank you.

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    i'de do it.... not 'cuz i'm bi, but 'cuz i'm curious

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    I'd certainly give it a try.

    Now if it was double or nothing, meaning if I had to pay her if I couldn't perform, then I wouldn't take the gamble. I have a feeling I might not like it.

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    You would have to give me $500.00 to just to think about it for a minute.
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    my face would look like a big glazeddonut

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    Did it the other day for free and it was delicious. It's about 1000 times better than ass, I'll tell you that...had that just a few days later so yes I had something to compare it to.

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    Been there, done it, have the t-shirt. It would have to be an attractive women, for me to go there again!!!
    Never be afraid to try something new, remember, amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwood
    Been there, done it, have the t-shirt. It would have to be an attractive women, for me to go there again!!!
    Slender, clean, and nicely shaved and trimmed would be way more important to me than what her face looked like! I'm not kidding!

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    i've sucked off a guy just to get him to leave....going down on a girl for five hundred doesn't seem bad.

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    OMG!

    Mel, I forgot about "Flo"!!!

    Seriously, NOT!!!

    You know I once over-heard some guys discussing whether or NOT they would go-down on a woman who was having her period!!!!!
    (Seriously, I am NOT lieing!!)

    I canNOT even believe someone would be discussing doing it!!

    Oh boy!!

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    Well...
    Yes, maybe.
    But I'm not sure I would get anything else out of the deal than the fun of having done it as an experiment. At the time when I really did "it" with girls, I never fancied licking down there.
    The money would serve as a signal that she really seriously ment what she said.

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    Funny thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeremonie View Post
    I'd give it a try for $500 so long as she has showered before and is nice and clean down there and it's not time for Aunt Flo to come for a visit.

    Me too. I could really use $500


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    not for all the cash in fort knox.

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    I'm bi and I wouldn't do it.
    Take that any way you will.

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    My wife said I was great at it... but then women are great at white lies.

    Cleanliness is, of course, very important. I'm not into trimmings, though. I like things au natural.

    It's really kind of interesting to feel how things change down there as the woman gets excited. Puffiness, firmness, liquids.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Lube View Post
    It's really kind of interesting to feel how things change down there as the woman gets excited. Puffiness, firmness, liquids.

    Have I grossed you guys out yet?
    I changed my mind. I could never do it


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    haha personally the thought makes me sick but if i was 100% sure she was clean and had no desises or anything, i could really use that money.

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