Real World/Road Rules/Gauntlet/Inferno guys archive [mega-merged]

Love Zach and Jose, Like Svetlana (spoiled bitch) but i still like her...maybe just sorry for the verbal abuse she gets from everyone...Tyler's a douche who needs to get laid but no one would want to fuck a queen that bitchy...the forgetable biracial girl is just there to tell tyler he's right, john's too much of a jock for me...not saying he's not attractive but just not my type...and um...paula, how can you not like an anorexic head case...hello, aren't we all to a certain degree?

How can anyone think john is cuter than zach or jose....they're so much hotter...and tavares...if you think tyler is cute you need some lasik eye surgery stat.

Svetlana is not only hot but she's the kind of spoiled rich girl type that's real endearing cause she's a good person underneath...and it's easy to tell that her attitude comes from just living a sheltered life but she's a good person...did you see the way her boyfriend was abusive towards her? A bitch wouldn't have taken that but a scared little girl would...but Tyler, i wouldn't fuck with Tavares' dick.

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Originally Posted by james1200

How can anyone think john is cuter than zach or jose....they're so much hotter...and tavares...if you think tyler is cute you need some lasik eye surgery stat...

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Tavares, nothing! I never said he was cute. I said I envy his body... purely from a superficial physical standpoint. I don't think he's cute or hot or anything.

But I do love it when he pisses all over that horrid Svetlana bitch. THAT, I'll stand behind 100%.

Svetlana rocks! I'd do her two ways from sunday. There's nothing worse than a bitchy gay queen....gays would like to gay bash tyler.

I think the primary difference between Svet and Tyler is Svetlanna is annoying Tyler is malicious thus likeable and despisable in that order. Physically I must admit I like John best but as far as personality goes my favorite is Jose yet for some reason Svetlanna is just my favorite.

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Originally Posted by TierraSimms

:kiss: Nik, I couldn't agree more.

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Kisses back atcha Tierra! :D

I also wanna jump on the John is hot bandwagon. Sure he's dumb but almost all Real World castmembers tend to be pretty stupid. Physically though the guy does it for me on every level. I'm also physically attracted to Svet and Janelle - they're both so freaking gorgeous! A threesome with myself, Svet and/or Janelle and John would be divine! :sex:

As for the others? Zach, Paula and Jose are all cute but they don't have the raw sexual magnetism of John, Svet or Janelle. Tyler is by far the most hideous (despite his ok body) and I hope he breaks his neck while bending over to kiss his own ass.

I'm on another board that Tyler is actually on......and while I would agree that he has come off, so far, as a "Man Cunt" (That made me laugh for quite a bit..thanks Corkles)....but he says that as more of the season airs we will come to hate Svetlana and understand his massive bitchiness. He also says that Janelle is every bit of the evil troublemaker he is, they just edit it out. Personally I've thought he was a total douche ever since the swimming episode where he explained what an extreme athlete he is. How embarassing for him!

XOXO
Seth

Tyler is the biggest dick head that I have ever seen! I have never in my life met a person that hated someone from the first moment they met them. I still think she should have been manager.

im watching it right now and i so wanna suck john. lick his arms and suck his nipples and dick.uuuuggggggghhh!! i love his chest and arms and id let him fuck me any time!!!

With comments like "I've earned the right to be pretentious" there is no way Tyler is likable.

He's another bitchy queen destined to be alone, but will blame everyone else for it.

even tho he is an asshole, he's still pretty hott

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Originally Posted by itw2345

even tho he is an asshole, he's still pretty hott

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I will admit he is physically attractive, but why is he posed with his ass out like that? Come on this MTV not LOGO.

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Originally Posted by Nik2

Kisses back atcha Tierra! :D

I also wanna jump on the John is hot bandwagon. Sure he's dumb but almost all Real World castmembers tend to be pretty stupid. Physically though the guy does it for me on every level. I'm also physically attracted to Svet and Janelle - they're both so freaking gorgeous! A threesome with myself, Svet and/or Janelle and John would be divine! :sex:

As for the others? Zach, Paula and Jose are all cute but they don't have the raw sexual magnetism of John, Svet or Janelle. Tyler is by far the most hideous (despite his ok body) and I hope he breaks his neck while bending over to kiss his own ass.

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No, Nik. I want to be placed in that threesome with you and John. I'm just getting excited at the thought of it. :sex:

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Originally Posted by TierraSimms

No, Nik. I want to be placed in that threesome with you and John. I'm just getting excited at the thought of it. :sex:

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Tierra, you got it! You're hot, funny, smart and fab, I luvs ya. :D

Now all we have to do is get John. Where can we get a big old net?

OMG! i wanted to shoot him for treating fitz that way. Oh by the way, Fitz is my favorite.

Fitz?....what about Zach...he's so hot and scruffy...how could you not like that dirty laid back vibe...plus just based on looks he's by far the hottest. Just cause he doesn't shave and looks like he smells...that just makes him even hotter.

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Originally Posted by james1200

Fitz?....what about Zach...he's so hot and scruffy...how could you not like that dirty laid back vibe...plus just based on looks he's by far the hottest. Just cause he doesn't shave and looks like he smells...that just makes him even hotter.

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I like Zach but John is by far the hottest to me. He's right up there with my two fave Real World men (in terms of hotness) - Danny from Real World New Orleans and Landon from Real World Philadelphia. Wow...the three of them together...ok I need to go jerk off!

john's got a mole or something that kinda grosses me out...he just is not good looking to me at all...i don't know why...Landon was pretty fucking fantastic...honestly though, and I've said this in the other i hate tyler thread, i would rather do Svetlana out of any of them...she's spoiled in just the right, vulnerable kinda way and she is so hot! The mixed girl...i forget her name...she's hot too but has no airtime.

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Originally Posted by james1200

john's got a mole or something that kinda grosses me out...he just is not good looking to me at all...i don't know why...Landon was pretty fucking fantastic...honestly though, and I've said this in the other i hate tyler thread, i would rather do Svetlana out of any of them...she's spoiled in just the right, vulnerable kinda way and she is so hot! The mixed girl...i forget her name...she's hot too but has no airtime.

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Oh Svetlana is GORGEOUS. And I agree, Janelle is hot too and needs more airtime. I'd rather see more Janele and less Tyler. She rags on Svet but at least she doesn't make it a hobby like Tyler and she's not as anoying as he is. I guess she just needs to learn how to "earn her pretension. Since they're friends, maybe he can teah her.

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Originally Posted by james1200

Svetlana rocks! I'd do her two ways from sunday. There's nothing worse than a bitchy gay queen....gays would like to gay bash tyler.

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HAHA!!! SO VERY TRUE!

Tyler gives gay people bad names. He's so jealous of the Russian girl, probably because she can dress like a woman in public.

Am I the only one who thinks that the guys are a let down this year? Jose is the best and even he isn't doing it for me like I would think he would.

It's funny, reading this thread. NOW I understand all the hatred towards me!

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Am I the only one who thinks that the guys are a let down this year? Jose is the best and even he isn't doing it for me like I would think he would.

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I think the guys are okay... but I hate the fact Jose is overlooked because he's quiet -- but I just hope he isn't hooking up with that slut the previewed for tonight's episode.

I'm gonna have to cut the bitch.

These guys are plane Danes. Jose is kinda hot but I can go to school and find hotter guys. Many MANY more nicer guys than whats on the real world.

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Originally Posted by tavares

It's funny, reading this thread. NOW I understand all the hatred towards me!



I think the guys are okay... but I hate the fact Jose is overlooked because he's quiet -- but I just hope he isn't hooking up with that slut the previewed for tonight's episode.

I'm gonna have to cut the bitch.

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Here's a shirtless pic of Jose'. He is e-friends with me on MySpace.

This season is going good so far, better than last season. But yeah Tyler is a prick and I dont understand why he is getting so much camera time....ugh he is soo annoying! He is not cute IMO

He's the hottest guy on the show seriously, but thats not saying much. That gay guy on the show makes me ashamed to be gay. From his plucked eyebrows, to his sissy fits, he isnt doing us justice.

Jose is hot... seen many many hotter latino men. Only thing I complain about is his eyebrows. Theyre almost as bad as the faggot's eyebrows.

he is hot though his nips are a little too small...it's a toss up between him and zach.

There's someone named "Jose" on the Real World Key West? :confused:

Look at tierra with all the hookups....any pics of zach with his dong hanging out?

Jose's face needs some work but hes cute....

yeah...the only hispanic guy on the show...the one who's not a scruffy hippie, a jock or a queen.

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Originally Posted by tavares

:hurray: :gogirl: :kiss: (*8*)

WOO-HOOOOO! My future husband deserves to be...

B U M P E D!

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you can only marry a dude where i live...ha ha!

i love how they have the different personalities and races over and over again...reality tv shows and their type-casting

but damn, jose is one hot man! im hearing those sirens loud and clear, and praying for his coming out episode to come soon haha

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Originally Posted by latinlover4u

yeah latino guys are more sexual than caucasion guys. Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, Dominicans, Cubans, Peruvians, Colombians, Spaniards, Chilean, etc. all of us are alot more sexual and willing to please, and don't say you will never get a guy like that Jose is sending the gaydar alarm off and everyone seems to be noticing

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Even though I look like a white boy, Im Puerto rican and I couldnt DISAGREE with you more...to say that one ethnic group is more sensual or romantic than another is just ignorant...

my baby is a white boy :-) and not only is he fucking beautiful but he's intelligent, honest, funny, masculine, caring, sensual, romantic and just plain outa this world.... I look out for him and he does the same for me...

I know i'm going to get hasseled for this statement but as a standard asian, caucasian and middle easter races have been more closed to the aspect of sexuality as a good thing unless married. However, I'm not sure if this is based more on a racial standard or a religious standard. However i don't like the way that comment about latino's being more sexual than caucasians is just the way people are brought up to look at sex. (though i don't totally disagree with it)

Stop hatein He Hot and on TV and you'll Jealous

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Originally Posted by mnscream

Stop hatein He Hot and on TV and you'll Jealous

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Stop using punctuation, contractions that make sense, and verbs... oh wait you already did. I kid because I love ;) and because it's funny.

Dude, I said he was hot. But his face isn't hot and neither are his feet.

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Originally Posted by mnscream

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Originally Posted by james1200

he is hot though his nips are a little too small...it's a toss up between him and zach.

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I go back and forth on the nips issue. While, yeah they could be smaller, I also find myself wishing they were a little bigger. But they're his, he's hot, and my future husband -- so average sized nipples is something I can overlook... this once.

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Originally Posted by Lostlover

He's the hottest guy on the show seriously, but thats not saying much. That gay guy on the show makes me ashamed to be gay. From his plucked eyebrows, to his sissy fits, he isnt doing us justice.

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While personally, I don't find him attractive, it kind of does my heart good to see Zach and John and Jose all accept him -- sissy fits and all -- as part of the house and save for John's quick in and out of the gay bar because he was scared, there hasn't been any ignorance coming from the straight guys... and Jose. So that's the plus.

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Originally Posted by james1200

he is hot though his nips are a little too small...it's a toss up between him and zach.

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Gay guys are so funny!
Those dicks, wallets and nips better be big or else!

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Originally Posted by doetim

Gay guys are so funny!
Those dicks, wallets and nips better be big or else!

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I'm bi...so I don't care about the size of a dick or wallet. Just looking for normal sized nipples.

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Originally Posted by james1200

I'm bi...

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I'm sorry.

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Originally Posted by mnscream

Stop hatein He Hot and on TV and you'll Jealous

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Yeah it takes a lot to get on Tv nowadays :^o

The hottest guy on the real world has to be john

Did you guys see how fast Jose' ran when those girls popped off their tops while in the pool with John and Zach. I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

I agree. No straight guy would pass that up, right?

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Originally Posted by tavares

It's funny, reading this thread. NOW I understand all the hatred towards me!



I think the guys are okay... but I hate the fact Jose is overlooked because he's quiet -- but I just hope he isn't hooking up with that slut the previewed for tonight's episode.

I'm gonna have to cut the bitch.

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