Man attacked by mad chicken while his best friends do nothing to help him!

a SHAME...

THIS is obama's america!!!!

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Originally Posted by mrbeebs

a SHAME...

THIS is obama's america!!!!

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Well, at least depending on the state he lives in, he can get Obamacare for the wounds that vicious chicken will inflict.

Is that a gay rooster?

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Originally Posted by Falcon16

Is that a gay rooster?

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Lol, I must have received a telepathic message from you through my monitor. Because as soon as I saw the pic again after opening this thread, I realized I should have made the title, "Man attacked by gay chicken."

Butt no, it's not a rooster. On a rooster, the comb is usually as big as it's head, and it's much smaller on a chicken. Here's a rooster...

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Originally Posted by mrbeebs

a SHAME...

THIS is obama's america!!!!

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lmao. This statement is such a good commentary in so many ways.

Don't think a chicken won't chase you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elwz-VZTBmY

That's a big cock in #5

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Originally Posted by RonR18

Don't think a chicken won't chase you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elwz-VZTBmY

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:lol::lol: And I thought I had seen everything in this life...

the guy's kinda cute though, lol

oh brother.....

Roosters and chickens are incredibly mean animals. When I was younger I used to get chased by those damn things. Especially roosters. They can turn on you in an instant... kinda like wild pigs.

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Originally Posted by GiancarloC

Roosters and chickens are incredibly mean animals. When I was younger I used to get chased by those damn things. Especially roosters. They can turn on you in an instant... kinda like wild pigs.

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you live in LA the only chickens I've heard about that come from there are plying there trade.

but then roosters are pigs.

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Originally Posted by PreTTy PeTe

you live in LA the only chickens I've heard about that come from there are plying there trade.

but then roosters are pigs.

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What? I haven't always lived in LA. Some of my relatives own farms...

he looks happy for some reason with a chicken standing on his ass.

Good God, what a coincidence!

I just told my story about getting terrorized by a chicken in the "Confess..." thread. The series of incidences left permanent scars.

^Hey, wait a minute, Ron. Did you steal my story? :)

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Originally Posted by refujiunderground

he looks too happy for some reason with a chicken standing on his ass.

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Fixed.

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Originally Posted by JohannBessler

^Hey, wait a minute, Ron. Did you steal my story? :)

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Haha, it's more like your rooster flashback was triggered by my thread since it was posted hours before your post.

^Actually, I'd planned to write the rooster story last night when I went to bed. I even planned out the words. No joke.

I consider this as just another one of those Twilight-Zone-type coincidences that seem to happen so frequently in my life. It boggles my mind.

My teacher told me a story of a person who was discharged from the asylum. He then developed fear of chicken - because he thought he was rice #-o