Funny/cute/amazing/hot/cool/interesting/entertaining pics and gifs with captions

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Originally Posted by RonR18

"In layman's terms, God or evolution put the equivalent of a female G-spot up the butt of all males, and anyone who doesn't take advantage of it is nuts."

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It's darned well about time Someone got that Straight! :rotflmao: :gaysex: (!w!) (group) ..|

Keep smilin'!! :kiss: (*8*)
Chaz :luv2:

Witnessing this just goes to prove

"Telstra! Telstra!"

"Huh? Who called my name?"

"It's me...the odor fairy."

"Where the fuck are you?"

"I'm in your olfactory bulb."

"Huh? WTF is that??"

"It's the part of your brain that sorts all the nasty, weird things you like to smell into perception."

"Oh cool! WTF do you want?"

"I just wanted to remind you that you've farted over a dozen times today, so there's a nasty smell to be explored on your anus."

"Oh fuck, that's right! Butt how can I smell of it when I'm hanging around in this pants store waiting to sniff pants that men have tried on?"

"It's easy...just stick your hand down your pants and rub your anus with your fingers."

"Butt someone may see me smelling of my fingers who doesn't understand my obsession with nasty odors, and they might think I'm odd."

"No, perish the thought! No one is looking, and your fingers can be in and out of your butt crack before the clerks notice any furtive, suspicious movements."

"Butt what about the security camera that's pointed at me, a store security guy may be watching me on a monitor right now!"

"No, you have an honest looking face, so no one would ever suspect you could be a potential shoplifter. Just fucking go for it...you know you want to!"

"You're right, and it's been at least 30 minutes since my last fix, so I have an overwhelming compulsion to smell a nasty odor and then post a thread about it on JUB."

I don't know, Ron! :eek:

I'm becoming a bit "concerned". :help:

THAT is just TOO F'in' FUNNY!! :rotflmao: ..| (group)

Keep smilin'!! :kiss: (*8*)
Chaz :luv2:

Not Nearly as Fucking Funny as the 14,000 postings, yes...

Four-Ten Thousand

mostly witty, clever, informative or a combination there of.

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Originally Posted by Lefty

Not Nearly as Fucking Funny as the 14,000 postings, yes...

Four-Ten Thousand

mostly witty, clever, informative or a combination there of.

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HA! I hadn't even noticed! :lol:

Says 14 to over 41 THOUSAND! :badgrin: ..| (group)

Keep smiln'!! :kiss: (*8*)
Chaz :luv:

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Originally Posted by Kyanimal

I don't know, Ron! :eek:

I'm becoming a bit "concerned". :help:

THAT is just TOO F'in' FUNNY!! :rotflmao: ..| (group)

Keep smilin'!! :kiss: (*8*)
Chaz :luv2:

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Thanks for the kind words, Chaz. Please accept these delicious sausages as a token of my appreciation...

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Originally Posted by Lefty

Not Nearly as Fucking Funny as the 14,000 postings, yes...

Four-Ten Thousand

mostly witty, clever, informative or a combination there of.

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Champagne for Chaz...






And hotdogs for Lefty...

HA! THANK YOU!, Ron, Dearest!! (group)

However, I'm sure I'd be more interested in YOUR Sausage!! *|* :bj: (!) :-<

Keep smilin'!! :kiss: (*8*)
Chaz :luv2:

Lefty with his new boyfriend...

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Originally Posted by RonR18

"Will the real Wanker pretty please stand up and show yourself?"

"Okay Ron, fuck it, I'll reveal my true identity...butt only because you said pretty please."

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Okay, that clown picture is just fucking creepy.

^ lol I'm still laughing my ass off at that post.

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Originally Posted by Zaphod

Okay, that clown picture is just fucking creepy.

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Wanker sent me a message stating he was intrigued by your opinion of his pic, considering that he regards himself as the most handsome clown on JUB. He included a new pic he made just for you, and asked me to post it for him, so here it is...

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You all know Benderboy is popular here on JUB, butt you should see him in his hometown in Scotland, because he's not only the life of the party, he's the MAIN attraction. Basically, a Benderboy party is a must attend event for his circle of friends...

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Feeding time for xbuzzerx...

xbuzzerx taking one of his favorite JUBbers for a ride...

Lefty cuddling up with his boyfriend, DonQuixote...

"What the fuck are you looking at? And where the fuck is ChickenGuy? He was supposed to come over today and play tag with me."

ChickenGuy after getting up on the wrong side of the henhouse...

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Originally Posted by Huntneo(PT)

^ lol I'm still laughing my ass off at that post.

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Congratulations! You've won a delicious banana split picture for your great taste in posts, as that's my favorite one in the thread...

^ yay! :D *eating it with my eyes* :lol:

and yeah...that post was comedic brilliance. You're good at this stuff.

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Originally Posted by Huntneo(PT)

^ yay! :D *eating it with my eyes* :lol:

and yeah...that post was comedic brilliance. You're good at this stuff.

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Please accept this delicious slice of cherry pie as a token of my appreciation for your kind words...

A childhood picture of JUB's famous birddog7...

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"Gimme a high five, human."

"OMG, some JUB prankster let xbuzzerx loose in a women's swimming pool!"

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KaraBulut and her posse headed off on a wanker hunt...

"I'm getting tired of you messing up my mink coat, human...leave it the fuck alone! Meow!!"

"Get your human paw off my crotch before I start exhibiting signs of irritable cat syndrome! And if you post this unflattering pic of me on the Internet, you have no idea how many ways I'll retaliate. Just for starters, I'll take a crap on the ceiling fan blades in your bedroom, and the shit will start flying as soon as you turn the fan on!"

Jamaicans know what's good for you..

^ :rotflmao: yes, they do...it seems.

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Originally Posted by RonR18

A childhood picture of JUB's famous birddog7...

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:rotflmao:

Thanks also for the two ChickenGuy referenced posts! ..|

I'd love a box of cute little chicks - especially filled with the fluffy yellow ones. :luv:

Caption this Ron, make me hawt *|*



*Gif galore: http://tastybro.tumblr.com/page/3

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Originally Posted by RonR18

"What the fuck are you looking at? And where the fuck is ChickenGuy? He was supposed to come over today and play tag with me."

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Or, the duck version of this:

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Originally Posted by JP.

Caption this Ron, make me hawt *|*

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"This is the strangest job interview I've ever had. I've never even mooned anyone before, and you want me to stand at the entrance of your dildo store shaking my bare butt like this for 6 hours a day?"

"Absolutely! You've got the cutest butt I've ever seen on an applicant, and you'll draw a lot of homosexuals into the store."

"Butt I'm straight, and some of them may feel of my butt when they're walking past me!"

"Butt I'm gay, and you don't seem to mind when I do it...you're even laughing about it right now."

"Butt that's only because you tickle my crack when you do it, and 3 of your employees are standing there watching us."

"Butt look at the bright side, by the end of the day you may have gotten the equivalent of a free butt massage. And some homosexuals are experts at massaging butts."

"Butt why don't you hire a gay twink to do the job, since he'd like having strange men feel of his butt all day?"

"Because his pecker would get hard, and he'd be yanking on it all day through his pants. And I run a decent store with a church going clientele, so I don't want them to be exposed to any vulgar displays of crotch groping from one of my employees."

"Sorry, butt I'm going to have to turn the job down, I thought it was just a sales clerk position when I read your ad on Craigslist."

"Butt I haven't told you how much it pays, yet."

"You mean it pays more than the minimum wage?"

"Of course, silly. I pay my butt shakers $30 an hour."

"Hell, sign me up, then!"

"Okay, butt first I'll need to slide my finger up your butt crack a few times and feel of your anus."

"Butt why?"

"It's just a test to see how you'll react."

"Butt why would you want to see how I'd react to something like that?"

"It's just for liability purposes, since some of the homosexuals walking past you might not limit themselves to just sneaking a feel of your butt cheeks. And I don't want to risk a lawsuit from you slugging one of my customers."

"Oh, no problem, then...go ahead and feel of it all you want to...I would never hit anyone for that."

"Butt what if one of those sneaky rascals had some lube on his finger and managed to stick it up your anus before you could stop him?"

"That wouldn't bother me either, because my girlfriend does it all the time, so I'm used to it."

"Cool, butt I'm going to have to test you on that as well."

"Go ahead, I don't mind. For a $30 an hour job, you can do anything to my butt you want to, except stick your dick in it."

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Originally Posted by ChickenGuy

:rotflmao:

Thanks also for the two ChickenGuy referenced posts! ..|

I'd love a box of cute little chicks - especially filled with the fluffy yellow ones. :luv:

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Glad you liked them. Butt be careful what you wish for, because a box containing these yellow ones will arrive at your apartment first thing in the morning by special messenger...




ChickenGuy after listening to dozens of chicks yelling, "Peep peep peep" all day and night...

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mrbeebs cat...

"Mittens, I just put a fresh bowl of water on the floor for you by the refrigerator, why do you insist on drinking from the faucet?"

"Huh? WTF did you just say to me? Are you serious?? Would you drink from a glass that was sitting on the dirty floor? I'm not your goddamn dog, so show me some respect! Put the freaking bowl on the kitchen table, and I'll drink from it if you fill it with fresh water every time I get thirsty. Meow!"

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Originally Posted by RonR18

"This is the strangest job interview I've ever had. I've never even mooned anyone before, and you want me to stand at the entrance of your dildo store shaking my bare butt like this for 6 hours a day?"

"Absolutely! You've got the cutest butt I've ever seen on an applicant, and you'll draw a lot of homosexuals into the store."

"Butt I'm straight, and some of them may feel of my butt when they're walking past me!"

"Butt I'm gay, and you don't seem to mind when I do it...you're even laughing about it right now."

"Butt that's only because you tickle my crack when you do it, and 3 of your employees are standing there watching us."

"Butt look at the bright side, by the end of the day you may have gotten the equivalent of a free butt massage. And some homosexuals are experts at massaging butts."

"Butt why don't you hire a gay twink to do the job, since he'd like having strange men feel of his butt all day?"

"Because his pecker would get hard, and he'd be yanking on it all day through his pants. And I run a decent store with a church going clientele, so I don't want them to be exposed to any vulgar displays of crotch groping from one of my employees."

"Sorry, butt I'm going to have to turn the job down, I thought it was just a sales clerk position when I read your ad on Craigslist."

"Butt I haven't told you how much it pays, yet."

"You mean it pays more than the minimum wage?"

"Of course, silly. I pay my butt shakers $30 an hour."

"Hell, sign me up, then!"

"Okay, butt first I'll need to slide my finger up your butt crack a few times and feel of your anus."

"Butt why?"

"It's just a test to see how you'll react."

"Butt why would you want to see how I'd react to something like that?"

"It's just for liability purposes, since some of the homosexuals walking past you might not limit themselves to just sneaking a feel of your butt cheeks. And I don't want to risk a lawsuit from you slugging one of my customers."

"Oh, no problem, then...go ahead and feel of it all you want to...I would never hit anyone for that."

"Butt what if one of those sneaky rascals had some lube on his finger and managed to stick it up your anus before you could stop him?"

"That wouldn't bother me either, because my girlfriend does it all the time, so I'm used to it."

"Cool, butt I'm going to have to test you on that as well."

"Go ahead, I don't mind. For a $30 an hour job, you can do anything to my butt you want to, except stick your dick in it."

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Thks for entertaining me Ron (*8*)

Sexy-dumb-fun never fails me :lol:

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Originally Posted by JP.

Thks for entertaining me Ron (*8*)

Sexy-dumb-fun never fails me :lol:

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You're welcum, and Santa has a belated Christmas gift for you...

Polly practicing for a rocky ride with swerve on a cross country trip to a pet warehouse...

xbuzzerx's dog ready to go trick or treating...

One of JUB's "old news" drama queens...



"Dude, get a life...it's not old news for people who haven't seen it yet!"

Jealous bitch...

"Superman, dude! WTF happened to your ass??"

"No biggie, just some road rash I got after losing my super powers."

Unstoppable Huntneo(PT) tackling his rock climbing hobby with the same dogged determination that drives every other aspect of his life...

"Wow, you're the creepiest looking wannabe politician I've ever seen!"

"Thank you, sir, does that mean I can count on your vote?"

"What makes you different from any other corrupt hog that's already in congress?"

"I'm running on a platform to rid Washington of special interest groups."

"Yeah right, I've heard that bullshit before. What else?"

"I'm currently spearheading a petition drive to charge homosexuals with a felony every time they get caught sucking a dick."

"Hmm, that inflammatory anti-gay rhetoric sounds very familiar...didn't you get nailed for sucking piglets' dicks or something?"

"Oink oink!"

"That's what I thought...get the fuck away from me before I make bacon out of your perverted ass."

xbuzzerx's favorite fruit...

"Is this going to take long? I'm just going to take your daughter to a movie and bring her right back."

"Sorry, I suck all my daughter's boyfriends dry so they won't get too horny with her."

"Well why are you sucking my ass, then?"

"This is just to get you hard and horny, so it won't take long to get your rocks off when I start blowing you."

"And you're not gay?"

"Hell no I'm not gay, no freaking way. I'm just looking out for the best interests of my daughter, that's all."

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Originally Posted by RonR18

mrbeebs cat...

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Cute.
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