Is it sick that I wanted to have a glass of milk after watching the last episode? :(
Is it sick that I wanted to have a glass of milk after watching the last episode? :(
Best part of the entire episode
Yes that's the most epic TV moment for the past year or so.
Okay y'all. This week's ep was the T.
Fuck Kit, fuck Grace, and fuck Jude. This was all about Lady Lana.
All season I wanted our GOOD sis to escape Briarcliff, write dat tell all, and scoop all the awards. It was her season finale worthy ending, which is why it scares the hell outta me that there's still two episodes left. We know from the previews that Bloody Face 2 is tryna track ha down, and I'ma be mad if she gets got 40+ years down the line after everything she's been through. But on the other hand, we know Lana is bout dat lyfe and I just can't see her not carrying a .45 in her purse.
This season has been an emotional drop zone.
Something about the Lana story isn't working either but I loved when she flipped him off and then later shot him. I'm not sure why but something seems off. Maybe this is a needed transition for whatever happens next?
Who was hat woman at Kit's house?
Wasn't it his wife he was accused of murdering?
So Kitt has two women and two newborn babies living in his house. What kinda polygamy...
The devil must have entered him that's the only explanation for the complete turn.
Well maybe she planned to take both but then wasn't able to.
I thought she did at first but after seeing the Monsignor suddenly change so much I changed my mind.
I think y'all are looking too far into this Monsignor business.
Ryan Murphy can only juggle so many storylines at once. Haven't y'all ever seen Glee?
Just saw this week's episode earlier today. It was at first hard to get used to the sudden shift in story and how quickly it advanced. With two episodes left, they are doing the complete opposite of last season that ended too quickly. It looks like this time they are stretching it. Really wasn't expecting Lana's escape and book until the last episode. Although I do like that she's going to be trying to get Sister Jude out (I assume once she realizes she's not dead).
my favorite line was Lana's " I'm tough but i'm no cookie" no u ain't gurl!
is titty man bloody face in the present?
OK I am a week behind the US so I didn't read the comments. Just want to give my 2 cents: I have to say that Jessica Lang, Evan Peters and Zachary Quinto kept me watching it. Slow start I thought, I'm still not sure how the hell the Aliens fit in but what I will say is that I love how the horror has changed from the vengeful ghosts of season 1 to human horrors through Alden and spiritual horrors through Sisters Jude and Mary Eunice. Lana recently has come into her own and all the characters I have mentioned their actors deserve rewards especially showing how different the parts are from what they had in S1. Hope we get a S3.
What did I just watch.
For real for real tho, I'm not flipping my shit about Queen Lana like most of tumblr is right now. I mean when you get chained up and raped in a basement and held in an asylum against your will for being gay, you got a reason to be a bitch. I just hope this isn't the writers' way of making Lana more... disposable.
Ugh. One more week, gurlz. I'm ready for this roller coaster to be over.
I agree it's definitely a little all over the place. Kit and Jude's story lines are just ridiculous. I mean him living (and sleeping!) with both Alma and Grace? It's a wonder it took that long for one of them to kill the other. And I have a sinking feeling that that is the end of the alien story line and we're never going to get a full answer on that.
And I also agree with BFizzle about Lana. As much as I love her (and now sort of love to hate her with the whole mega bitch thing coming in) I have a horrible sinking feeling that they're making her a bitch so that people don't get too worked up over her death next week.
I just cannot handle another season finale where everyone dies. I will be so pissed if that's what happens.
Again. Last night was strange, strange, strange. I flipped back and forth in between Nashville and FX because sometimes, AHS seems like they are just writing as they go.
Ugh...last night...it was so uneven. I am not really liking the final moments of this story.....
It is strange because the writing on this show can be so damn good and then they drop the ball?????? Last week it was the Monsignor who completely changed his personality...this week it is Lana....
But you have to look at last night's episodes version of Lana differently then you did the episode before that. There was a 2 year period we didn't see...but as they showed us she gained a lot of fame in that time period which goes to peoples heads. And as her visions of Zachary Quinto and Clea Duval said all she ever wanted was fame (which is true...the only reason she went to Briarcliff was to get a big story to further her career).
Will there be more deaths in the season finale?
Oh yes. There’s only one person left standing after the season finale [laughs].
I'm not completely writing Lana off just yet because we kind of got a glimpse of bad bitch Lana last week ("I'm tough, but I'm not cookie."; dat strut through the mausoleum) and I'm willing to wait and see if they bring her full circle next week. And I know a lot of people are mostly talking about the complete 180 that she and the Monsignor pulled, but can we talk about Kitt for a second, please? I cunt with him living with, and sleeping with, two alien by-products.
And I forgot to mention the fuckery that was the Angel of Death, too. Like. I don't even... whatever.
And finally, am I the only person confused by these Bloody Face 2 scenes? The season opened with Bloody Face hunting down our sis Jenna in the asylum. He gets ha, lets the police know he has ha, and she's last seen alive. I thought she was gonna be our modern day heroine and the scenes with him and the psychiatrist and such were flashbacks to give us a back story on him. But I guess he kilt ha and the milk maid, too? Oh, okay.
I tried to tell y'all last week should have been the finale. Everything since has been doing a bit much for me.
C'mon, Ryan Murphy. Don't fuck it up.
Girl, idk. I just couldn't with Kit knocking pictures off the wall with his born again wife in the next room.
The scariest thing about this season has been the writing, tbh.
Lana won't stay a bitch I'm expecting her to go on a rescue mission in the finale :)
I'm surprised at all the hate I really liked last nights episode.
So more details came out on Season 3 last night. American Horror Story's twitter said last night it's going to be a modern day romance set in multiple cities across the country with a female antagonist. Jessica Lange, Evan Peters, and Sarah Paulson will all return along with some people from Season 1 who were not in Season 2. It also said that it is going to be lighter and more funny than this season. Personally I'm glad it will be a bit lighter because I can't handle them trying to upstage this season. As for the main plot I'm a bit unsure of it but am willing to give it a shot. I'm obviously glad that Lange, Peters, and Paulson will be back.
Entertainment Weekly posted an article with more details here: http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/01/18/am...er-sandy-hook/
What do you guys think?
Twisted romance I hope.
I'm over Quinto.
It's like a tolerable character can't be written for him. Bye. I may enjoy him in season three though.
Oh, and for the love of God Ryan can hire more Gheighs this time around. The Good Wife has had literally 8 recurring openly gay ACTORS and endless openly gay CHARACTERS
Step it up, sis.
I never noticed.
Bye. People are foaming at the mouth about Ms. Lange when there are TONS of Broadway actors/lesser used (Meaning cheaper) actors here who are KILLING it in TV shows/movies
Imagine Dennis O'Hare who SLAYED in True Blood AND the Good Wife wrecking utter havoc in American Horror Story.
Gheighs are better at basically everything
My desire to have them in one of my fav shows is simply to enhance my viewing experience through the quality of their work.
I don't need them to actually play gay.
What's the point in giving us darkies? They will just end up dead 20 minutes after we get introduced to them and we will end up pressed over it.
However it is odd how I did not pick up on that in season 2. Perhaps because Kit's wife was ethnic I was placated for the remainder of the season. Not sure though.
I honestly don't see a problem with all the main cast being white.
Hasn't really happened so far... in hindsight, the religion, alien & serial killer thing are just basically 3 separate storylines with little in common but the insane asylum.
Definitely not as well crafted as season 1. The saving grace is, the creator has said he feels ambivalent about season 2 and wants to do something more season 1-esque next season.
2's okay but I wouldn't run and tell people to pick up the show over season 2 like I did with season 1.
I don't like the direction the show has taken in the last episode. It seems too drawn out and unnecessary. Story makes zero sense now. I think it would have been fine if Asylum just ended when Lana escaped and gave the bird to Bloodyface. Although it would have been nice to see her get Jude out; I think she finally does that in the finale.
I'm glad to see that season 3 will happen, and glad the Lange will return. I've been afraid she would not want to continue since she keeps getting snubbed from awards, for which she at least deserves nominations.
I didn't care for her either, but then again any female character on the show who wasn't played by Sarah Paulson, Jessica Lange or Jenna Dewan-Tatum may as well have been a prop.
At this point I was not expecting much with the finale so I was at least surprised that Lana took the action she did. I also like how they tied up all of the stories and gave the whole thing closure. I think it was anti climatic because of the sketchy character development...especially with her son. I didn't really buy the whole daddy/son cycle but it was a nice try.
I won't spoil a damn thing but DAYUM.
From beginning to end she SHAT on everything. Plus when she had her hair pulled back at the top (At the playground, and at Kit's wedding) she was giving me MASSIVE Lana Del Rey teas in her National Anthem video.
What I'm unhappy about: I would have a preferred a little more action and horror in the finale.
What I'm happy about: The storyline was still good and entertaining. The Lana part near the end was orgasmic. Fierce bitch!
I got closure from it. I didn't feel like they have to explain something better. I'm ready for the next season :)
I don't want to discuss it in detail either until MissAnne and DatGworl get here, but Lana is simply that bitch. She did dat.