usain bolt shoulda been in this commercial. lol @ bolt 45.
usain bolt shoulda been in this commercial. lol @ bolt 45.
self-banning, Lefty, in that he requested it...butt he'll be back.
i had a nightmare that i was trapped in some hotel/corporate office/workplace with my family. as we went down to the cafeteria for dinner or whatever, my mom decided to give me an early birthday present (don't know why birthday isn't even around yet. it's next month) and the present happened to be a fleshlight. :cry: that's DISTURBING to me. the fleshlight was also customized where there was a tiger skin on the outside of it and pom pom strings around the opening of the fleshlight. WTF? i felt embarrassed that my mom would give something like that to me and that she would give that to me right in front of everybody. it was right on top of the desk where the receptionist was at.
sometimes when i hear about these people like the dude in old bridge that shot up the pathmark, the kid in colorado that shot up the theater and other mass shootings and i see what they've said before they did what they did, they kind of remind me of myself, my rants and my blog postings. :( i think them and me share something in common. the DIFFERENCE is however that i guess i don't have that 1% monster in me that will make me do something crazy like that. i wouldn't do anything stupid like that ever. i won't buy a gun. as angry as i get with people where i may say things and think things of that nature, i would NEVER EVER kill or hurt anybody unless it was in self defense or it was saving someone elses life.
:rotflmao: never realized how hilarious this moment was especially with chris tucker @ the end. what dude said turned out to be more of a joke than a serious message. :lol: "please please please please please please do what you can to help help help help help" :rotflmao:
and that saxophone @ the beginning sounds broke. why does it sound like the horn blowing from a steamship?
Let's try something creepy...
This popped immediately into my head :p
damn.. i'm watching this chicago trauma on ngeo and they shot this guy in his dick. THEY SHOT THIS GUY IN HIS DICK!!!!!! THEY SHOT THIS GUY IN HIS BALLS TWICE AND HIS DICKHEAD! you chitown folks are ruthless. why not just blow his head off and kill him? shooting a man in his balls and they said he's going to lose one or probably both his balls. :cry: i feel for that man.
I would like to have seen that. I have NEVER seen a weapon change like that!!!!Quote:
9:39 AM A 9 MM semi-automatic was found in the desert and turned into the Cochise County Sheriff’s Office in Willcox.
I don't know how many of these (if any) are true, but some certainly make sense.
I doubt the "raining cats and dogs" one, though...
Us older people need to learn something new every day...
Just to keep the grey matter tuned up.
Where did "Piss Poor" come from? Interesting history.
They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot.
And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery...
if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor".
But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot...
They "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.
Here are some facts about the 1500's
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,
And they still smelled pretty good by June.. However, since they were starting to smell,
brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.
Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.
The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water,
Then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children.
Last of all the babies.
By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.
Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!"
Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath.
It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals
(mice, bugs) lived in the roof.
When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof.
Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.
This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings
Could mess up your nice clean bed.
Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection.
That's how canopy beds came into existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery
In the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing..
As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door,
It would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way.
Hence: a thresh hold.
(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.
Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables
And did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers
In the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day.
Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while.
Hence the rhyme:
Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."
Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.
When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off.
It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon."
They would cut off a little to share with guests
And would all sit around and chew the fat.
Those with money had plates made of pewter.
Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death.
This happened most often with tomatoes,
so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status..
Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle,
and guests got the top, or the upper crust.
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky.
The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days.
Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.
They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around
and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.
Hence the custom; holding a wake."
England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people.
So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave.
When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive.
So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.
Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be,
saved by the bell" or was "considered a dead ringer."
And that's the truth.
Now, whoever said history was boring!!!
Stupid, he hooked to the wrong side of the car. That made sure that the center point of the tow would only drive the car further into the snow. On the right-hand side the car would have been forced to the left, and quickly out of the snow.
Stop with the end shots already.
You're using up my supply of closing shots for
the Earl of Earp & Chezkaquez
go night night binky posts.
^^^^...Oh look, ..it's Miley Cyrus....
How soon you forget,
That was your Uncle Donnie when
he was told you were born,
well, had an argument with my moms about cooking dinner in which i didn't hold up to my end of the responsibility. she kept mentioning what i wasn't doing with my life and all as if i don't already know. to be honest with you, i really don't give a fuck anymore. i understand that she and some people mean me well when they give me pointers and criticize me for what i do, don't do and etc BUT you know, when you basically are told what's wrong with you, that you're not normal and people basically criticizing everything you do from how you talk, how you walk, how you look, whatever you do and etc from the time you're 4 or 5 years old and things stay like that, it just gets to the point where every single bit of pointing out what you're doing wrong or what's wrong with you gets to be annoying. it's like i don't want to hear it because i've heard it all already. even if i do what you tell me to do, i'm still not going to win your approval regardless because i'm not going to do what YOU want me to do. i have my own set of rules and way of living. i knew that i wasn't going to fit in anyways. it used to bother me but now i don't care. i do admit that i do get angered when people fucking try to tell me how i'm weird and all that shit. they can kiss my ass and go fuck themselves. it's NOT hate. it's that i'm tired of people trying to bring me down. FUCK YOU!
Some people have told me you are a troll.
Some people said you are a sick puppy in
need of an ear and a hug and NO MORE.
I'm still not sure. One post one way, one
post the other. My only thoughts (and
what the fuck do I know.)
You need to be and find a real friendm
this pseudo street boy shit don't wash.
Lots of us will match you whine for whine.
JB has reached out..grab on. funny thing old
boy on my home planet we are colour blind
but...and it is a big one, but, you earthlings
need to learn that too...people matter. ok...(*8*)
the sick puppy in need of a hug is more of what it is. i'm just a regular person like everyone else that wants the same thing like everyone else does but i guess i don't match the norm or whatever. i dunno. it sort of annoys me HOW some people act as if i'm different when i'm NOT. in fact, i'm very similar. you just have some people outthere that have no self esteem and self confidence that need a way to boost themselves up by putting down other people that may be different than them. don't see how they can think they're better than anybody else when they shit, piss, eat, get hungry, cry, get mad, and etc like any other human does. and those people know who they are too. there's also some people that are just ignorant and just can't ask question when they don't understand something. i'm not an alien.
as for this, i'm just basically learning how to manage life my way and am trying to learn better. i will say this though. i don't feel that i should apologize to anybody on here for them not understanding me. i think that's completely out of line as if i'm supposed to live for them. uhhh no. i usually have to put up with a lot of bullshit from other pepole and then i'm told by these same people how i should act or what i should say or whatever the hell else. it makes me angry to think someone thinks they have that type of power over me just like my father which whom despise a lot. i found that a lot of people that are intolerant are the same ones that want to be tolerated even if they're doing things that i don't even like. i'm just going to be me and improve on the things that i can change. i'll try to be nice but i'm not going to be kissing anybody's ass anymore especially when they stay trying to shit on me.
there was a REAL nasty car accident right around some busy intersection around newark on springfield ave by the movie theater shaq opened up. it doesn't surprise me given how erratic and crazy people down there drive as if they have no regard for life or whatever. it was only a matter of time. looking at the news footage where they have wreckage being totaled up and a mingled up body covered up in the car. one of the witnesses said that they saw car pieces flying all over the place and someone fly out EXCEPT that it wasn't just someone but a piece of someone flying out the car. glad i didn't have to go down there today. i don't go to newark unless i have too. not a fan of that place at all. it's too depressing. not a fan of gore, blood, guts or any horrific things. it still boggles my mind to see how you have some people outthere on websites watching gory and horrific videos of people dying and stuff and actually laughing or being entertained by that stuff. they say they're insensitive and are normal. i think something's wrong with them.
but it's not anything new to me though. i've had people online constantly throw out facts that i say about myself or acknowledge against me as if i'm supposed to be ashamed. one of those facts is that i'm a 20 something year old virgin. :lol: they wouldn't know if i didn't say it. i'm waiting for the day someone basically really pulls my card and makes me run off. someone on another forum did that once revealing where i live, where i worked at and how funny i walk and they failed miserable. nobody noticed. :lol:
wonder if he could say the same thing about scott walker or chris christie. too bad the greeks got to him before he could find out. snitches leave in stitches.
dude's so mad that he's scaring the shit out of me. what a good actor.
"i'll swallow a lie if i have to, i swallowed a few big ones lately" :rotflmao: when he said "i swallowed a few big ones lately", i thought he was talking about dicks. it's the way he said it. by the way, there's some scenes on the wire where he walks around shirtless and even in the buff (no full frontal) where you get a chance to see his body and holy shit. :eek: dude has a sexy ass body. *|* he has a crazy body for a man in his 40s at the time. there's one scene in season 3 where he's sleeping with mcnulty's jumpoff, rhonda pearlman, where you get to see his ass. :gogirl: back when i used to be closeted and had a hard time seeing other guys shirtless or naked even without wanting to close my eyes or look away from the scene, i found myself damn near trying to compose myself watching that scene.
sometimes, fights are funny. :rotflmao: i like how the black guy's girlfriend just does some linebacker tackle shit to the latino guy at the 2:48 mark. that was way too random. she also smacks dude upside the head and he runs for dear life back on the train. :lol: i'd make a gif if i had to. she was like a ram there for a moment.
reminds me of this.
i feel sorry for those two women having to have punks for boyfriends. one dude gets beat up by one woman and then you have the guy that can't fight for shit punching the next woman in the face. so pathetic.
"Look nutter, if you try to hump my belly button one
more time, I'm going to lay you across my lap and
spank your big ass in front of everyone!"
This is how I feel when I find out, five minutes before I am suppose to leave work, that they need me to stay a few more hours because someone called off.....
"Hey butthead, get your butthole back here! When you play 'loser gets fucked' poker with me, you can't just sneak away when you lose!"
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
i come from the era where it was sexy to be a bad ass
if you came any different, dudes would knock out that ass
teens would talk about guns they had or already owned
and which parts of their room they stashed right in the home
see, a lot of kids were getting their life lessons from the music
thinking that all that thug, crime shit, they had to do it
but it's crazy looking at how so many went down
either incarcerated or ending up 6 feet underground
and i never lived or grew up in the ghetto
the problem was everywhere, ignorance was on a whole another level
10 years later, the teens don't have to face the shit we were on
they didn't have to worry about school shootings or any other harm
11 years ago after 9/11, we had bomb threats which were pranks, just false alarms
plus we had george bush as our president
pointing the finger at iraq and sadaam for 9/11 with no evidence
we were all worried about the draft coming back
i'm so bored that i feel like doing something different. almost like turning a new leaf. i washed myself, didn't put on any lotion on any part of my body or any hair oil and i didn't get ashy either. :eek:
without sounding like an attention whore, i think i'll try out being naked in my room for an hour or two. i haven't been able to jerk off since i haven't found anything. i might even try going to sleep naked but not with a mice running around the house. haven't seen any interesting porn to jerk off today. if i had a place of my own, i'd gladly walk around naked not giving a shit.
i would probably have a little fun right now if there was another guy that wanted to join me. i just farted just now. #-o THIS IS BORING. i think i might play some video games BUT i'm bored.
if you want to torture someone with bad music to the point where they go nuts, tie them up in a chair and play either hootie and the blowfish "i only wanna be with you" or bruce springsteen's "hungry heart" for 24 hours. i actually thought michael bolton did that "hungry heart" song. both are terrible songs.
extra flakey, that's this negro
pushing evolution down to zero
wait til you see my OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!!!!!! :eek:
i LOVE this avatar.
shaq cracks me up. i was wondering when someone was going to make an avatar of him pointing at the screen extra slow. :rotflmao: that was hilarious.
paz daddy shoulda got his dough, he was balling since he was 16 years old
balling. off. the. lot./no. cheese., mad. as. fuck.
half.way. down. the. street. some. hos. from. the. club.
pull. up. at. the. light. with. benzo. with. rims.
now. i'm. act. ing. like. i'm. hol.laing. at. them.
:-) hey baby, what you guys doing out this late.
:confused: her: just leaving the club. her and her friends: what's the business?
let me get your number. :D her: alright. :confused:
:x and those rings, and that purse, and that motherfucking sheit around your neck, ho. *screaming in the background* them: :cry:
drop it off. shut up, bitch. shut up, bitch. SHUT UP, BITCH!!! :mad:
the question is
is his name curious george or is it bicurious george??? :confused:
malamute loves you.
feeling a bit down right now. i'm contemplating on whether i should go to bed since i'm also feeling tired. i hate whenever i feel sad. i'm trying to fight it to the best of my ability though. trying to keep a positive mind and ignore all the negative thoughts that are making me feel worse than i am. leave it alone.
:lol: the song in the video is TIGHT. i can get down to this.