Confess something that might surprise others or damage your reputation on JUB - 2012

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Originally Posted by JohannBessler

I kiss my pets right on the mouth.

(runs under the bed and hides from embarrassment)

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Ha ha! I do that too! I told a friend that my pup is allowed to give me kisses on the mouth only (i don't like to be licked lol) and she said "that's the opposite of whats normal!"

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Originally Posted by Saybrooke

Ha ha! I do that too! I told a friend that my pup is allowed to give me kisses on the mouth only (i don't like to be licked lol) and she said "that's the opposite of whats normal!"

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^I love puppy breath. Why does it smell so good?

Oooookaaaayyy. You guys are scaring me now! :lol:
*flees thread*

my boyfriend's birthday gift was 50% off :o

but it would have been out of my price range otherwise.

The thing I find most ironic is that, although I'll kiss my pets on the mouth, I find the idea of rimming ass utterly revolting. Poop comes out of there!

I know—it doesn't make sense, does it?

Since you all went down the road of doggies I will share a rather embarrassing part about mine...

One when i ball him up and hug him and rub his chest he often pops the little red rocket.... which is disturbing to me.... (to say the least)

Two. Twice now, when I haven't been prudent about shutting him out during sex, he has waited until I was finished and then jumped up on the bed to ...clean up and dripped fluids.....

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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Originally Posted by loki81

my boyfriend's birthday gift was 50% off :o

but it would have been out of my price range otherwise.

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aint nothin wrong with that :p

Times are tough! And as long as its with love and we burn our receipts, everything will be just fine! >.<

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Originally Posted by JohannBessler

The thing I find most ironic is that, although I'll kiss my pets on the mouth, I find the idea of rimming ass utterly revolting. Poop comes out of there!

I know—it doesn't make sense, does it?

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Ahhh! Me too! Maybe because puppies are much cuter than pooh holes ;)

^About point two: Well I'm shocked and dismayed. (reaches for his smelling salts.)

About point one: I don't understand. What do you mean by "shooting the red rocket"?

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Originally Posted by JayHawk

Since you all went down the road of doggies I will share a rather embarrassing part about mine...

One when i ball him up and hug him and rub his chest he often pops the little red rocket.... which is disturbing to me.... (to say the least)

Two. Twice now, when I haven't been prudent about shutting him out during sex, he has waited until I was finished and then jumped up on the bed to ...clean up and dripped fluids.....

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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ahhh! I woulda freaked! DX

I voted Conservative in the last Canadian federal election and I have no regrets :D

I am often barefoot, wear pajamas A LOT, and I do stupid things with my friends, as evidenced here...

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Originally Posted by JohannBessler

^About point two: Well I'm shocked and dismayed. (reaches for his smelling salts.)

About point one: I don't understand. What do you mean by "shooting the red rocket"?

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He pops wood.

And to be sure I correct as soon as he jumps up but now I have become very disciplined at shutting the door and straightening up before the doggy gets to come 'round.

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Originally Posted by JayHawk

He pops wood.

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Oh.

(lol)

I could make a lot of sick jokes out of that one, but I think I'll show some restraint. ;)

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Originally Posted by Jerry

I am often barefoot, wear pajamas A LOT, and I do stupid things with my friends, as evidenced here...

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I am still the same way Jerry.... blowing shit up is fun.... lol

I thought this thread was longer

I heard about people chewing their food and then spitting it out in order to not gain weight. I tried it for about two days. You have to get rid of the 'expelled food' so it wasnt very practical

^ its kinda an eating disorder

I'm ashamed to confess that my glossy silver new MacBook Pro is so much smarter than me.

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Originally Posted by pat grimshaw

I'm ashamed to confess that my glossy silver new MacBook Pro is so much smarter than me.

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Oh that's no shame honey... we coulda told ya that........ :p

I'm pregnant by my stepbrother who'd rather be with my best friend. And he's left me with no place to live. No food except for this bottle of Wild Turkey which I drank all up.

I might end up in a casket before the year ends ^_^

sometimes, i get so annoyed and mad with particular people where i have to tell myself not to or keep myself from whooping their ass or killing them. yep, i'm getting better at it but sometimes i relapse into that mindstate where i feel like taking out my frustrations and anger out on other people. i might say something really fucked up, might take my frustrations on the internet or have homicidal thoughts where i'll think about taking out my feelings on others as a way of relieving the tension that is inside of me. but somehow, someway, i present myself as a harmless human being where people think i don't have those type of thoughts or feelings. however, the way people look at me where they give me blank looks or what i would perceive as negative facial expressions, i think that they don't like me or think that there's something wrong with me so i get paranoid and think they really have a problem with me when i'm misperceiving them.

but nowadays, i'm slowly learning to not give a fuck and to walk away from issues instead of letting them get to me and finding myself on the brink of snapping on some george sodini shit. haha.

^If you murder someone, can it please be me? This forum is turning into such a shitshow, yet I'm still on here.

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Originally Posted by RazorzEdge88

^If you murder someone, can it please be me? This forum is turning into such a shitshow, yet I'm still on here.

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lol. you have to really piss me off first. ..|

I use Murray's Pomade on my hair—at least, on what's left of it. I find it a wonderful product. It will keep every hair on your head in place, right down to the millimeter. Even 100mph winds won't move it.

It does present a challenge to get it out of your hair, though.

I'm drunk... and it's almost time to go to church.

i LOVE masturbating and i LOVE porn. my hand has been my life long companion.

i also tried to jerk off to some women flexing her boobs because my dick got a bit excited when i saw her chest move. however, the excitement died and i couldn't get off to her. i then realized that then i can't see myself having sex with this woman. i also realized that this is not january 29th 2011 where i was living in denial thinking that masturbating to women meant that i actually had feelings for women where i wanted to have sex with them, a relationship with them and etc. it was hard to picture me being in love with a woman. that was when i went into my folder full of hot men and jerked off. when i got bored doing that, i decided to say fuck it and went to dailymotion to jerk off to some male stripper from dreamboys uk flexing his left pec in a clip that last for about a second. damn, that was hot.

but yeah, thinking about having a boyfriend that i can make love to and cuddle while watching tv with makes me happy.

I rarely visit the "Coming Out, Relationships & Bisex Talk" forum anymore, because a lot of the advice in there annoys the hell out of me. Even when I agree with the basis of it, the overly harsh, judgmental, condescending, and cynical way it's given is still off-putting. In other words, I find the "tough love" too tough at times. Especially, from two of the regulars in that forum who I suspect are really just emotional bullies pretending to mean well. No matter what it's about, their advice always has this antagonistic edge to it that borders on flaming. It's like they get off on making people feel worse than they already did to begin with, and belittling them to make themselves look high and mighty, like their shit doesn't stink. They refuse to admit when they're wrong and ALWAYS have to have the last word. Sometimes, I wish they'd just cross the line and get themselves banned so people can feel safe from their wrath. I get sick of seeing them prey on easy targets at their weakest moments.

Don't get me wrong. I'm all for constructive criticism. I just wish people were more civil about it, instead of mean for the sake of being mean.

Oh yeah, and Cumguzzler's avatar makes me precum every time I see it. If that's him in it, I'd tear that ass up if he let me.

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Originally Posted by AWP82

I rarely visit the "Coming Out, Relationships & Bisex Talk" forum anymore, because a lot of the advice in there annoys the hell out of me. Even when I agree with the basis of it, the overly harsh, judgmental, condescending, and cynical way it's given is still off-putting. In other words, I find the "tough love" too tough at times. Especially, from two of the regulars in that forum who I suspect are really just emotional bullies pretending to mean well. No matter what it's about, their advice always has this antagonistic edge to it that borders on flaming. It's like they get off on making people feel worse than they already did to begin with, and belittling them to make themselves look high and mighty, like their shit doesn't stink. They refuse to admit when they're wrong and ALWAYS have to have the last word. Sometimes, I wish they'd just cross the line and get themselves banned so people can feel safe from their wrath. I get sick of seeing them prey on easy targets at their weakest moments.

Don't get me wrong. I'm all for constructive criticism. I just wish people were more civil about it, instead of mean for the sake of being mean.

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I find it an interesting coincidence that you should mention this, AWP.

I'd run into a situation some time ago that involved a "tough love" approach. Since some subsequent events underlined what he had said to me, the tough love worked in my case. I began to take a closer look at everything I did, and have endeavored to make changes.

Unfortunately, as you have said, it rarely works. I'd say 99% of the time, "tough love" only offends and makes enemies. In the 1% of the time that it does work involves a student already internally ready to accept the criticism.

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Originally Posted by AWP82

I rarely visit the "Coming Out, Relationships & Bisex Talk" forum anymore, because a lot of the advice in there annoys the hell out of me. Even when I agree with the basis of it, the overly harsh, judgmental, condescending, and cynical way it's given is still off-putting. In other words, I find the "tough love" too tough at times.

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:=D::=D: I can't stand the douchey self-righteousness.

What's really too much is that one of them is one of those forum members who constantly gets baited into arguing with trolls. Imagine wasting your nights picking nits with dorks who just want to see you make an ass of yourself, then going off to another forum and telling people they're miserable failures unless they go out and live life as you think they should.

The irony of that is incalculable.

This thread usually thrive without Joswan's fertilizer
So I leave it that way :)

I changed my avatar yesterday morning. Last night just before I signed out, I was looking over a thread that I post in often and saw a new face I didn't recognize and wondered how I hadn't seen him before. It was only for the briefest of moments, and I quickly realized that it was my own post that I was looking at. !oops!

So yesterday, I did a porn shoot :eek:

(posted some details in recent blog)

i think i'm going CRAZY. either that or i'm paranoid.

Since moving in with my BF at the beginning of this year, I've gained 10lbs. So...do I blame him? :badgrin:

I extremely repulsed ..idk why...extremely..extremely hate...
the entire cast.... of "how I met your mother" :grrr:



Especially Neil Patrick Harris :mad:

his character, his stupid :soapbox: suit attire, his acting, everything!!

I haven't been fucked this month. :confused:

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Originally Posted by maxpowr9

Since moving in with my BF at the beginning of this year, I've gained 10lbs. So...do I blame him? :badgrin:

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yup ;) but statistics have shown that it's almost universally true that cohabitation leads to weight gain. there was an article about it in the New York Times a couple months ago.

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Originally Posted by joswanprince

Especially Neil Patrick Harris :mad:

his character, his stupid :soapbox: suit attire, his acting, everything!!

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that's funny... I can't stand Neil Patrick Harris as a person, but I like his character ;)

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Originally Posted by Wuvable Oaf

So yesterday, I did a porn shoot :eek:

(posted some details in recent blog)

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Pics or it didn't happen.

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Originally Posted by Gravelord_Nito

I might end up in a casket before the year ends ^_^

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Why, Graveyard?

Graveyard, based on your screen name, and your comments, I think you might be suffering from depression.

Do you realize that it's quite treatable? There's no reason for you to suffer.

I am addicted to reading cookbooks.

My particular interest is Victorian cookbooks. I found an on-line source that has bunches of them.

Did you know:

*The average kitchen was 15X15? (that's very large by our standards)
*Fried chicken was quite rare, except in the South.
*A fruit called "citron" was all the rage in Victorian times; today it's seldom seen in the US.
*Roasted chicken had a crispy crust, that could be peeled off in chunks.
*Meals were most often five or six courses; formal meals could be 10 or 12 courses.
*Something called "chicken pie" was all the rage. It's not the same as chicken pot-pie.

^see what I mean about being addicted to cookbooks? I get carried away.

I really dig that stuff. If anybody wants a cite, please let me know. The books are free to read online.

if i had a gun and the wrong person did the wrong thing to me and i was in the wrong mood and frame of mind, i would shoot them and not have any remorse for my actions. they made me do it.

people keep on saying walk away, smile, turn the other cheek. well, there's times when i can take it and there's other times where i feel like giving them back what they deserve. you fucked with me so i'm going to fuck with you back. if i beat your face into the ground, leave your face all black and blue because you said the wrong thing to me, it's your fucking fault, you fucking bitch. fuck all you no good, miserable, pieces of shit people that try to fuck with me, piss me off, upset me on some bullshit because you just want to hurt my feelings and expect me to smile about it. i hope you die slow and painfully in your sleep, in a fiery car wreck, or whatever will make you suffer a horrible death.

i'm heated right now and some minutes ago, i was in the bathroom wishing i can have a moment to show my rage on some people that try to belittle me thinking they're funny. i would love to put the fear into certain people to show them who is the one in control of the situation. i might have to go and buy me a gun to punk around a few people and instill some fear into some people to put them in check. they know that i will pull the trigger to to show that i'm serious about respect and whatever.

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Originally Posted by JohannBessler

I am addicted to reading cookbooks.

My particular interest is Victorian cookbooks. I found an on-line source that has bunches of them.

Did you know:

*The average kitchen was 15X15? (that's very large by our standards)
*Fried chicken was quite rare, except in the South.
*A fruit called "citron" was all the rage in Victorian times; today it's seldom seen in the US.
*Roasted chicken had a crispy crust, that could be peeled off in chunks.
*Meals were most often five or six courses; formal meals could be 10 or 12 courses.
*Something called "chicken pie" was all the rage. It's not the same as chicken pot-pie.

^see what I mean about being addicted to cookbooks? I get carried away.

I really dig that stuff. If anybody wants a cite, please let me know. The books are free to read online.

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I always thought citron was just a term used for lemon (since I believe that's the French word for it). That's interesting.

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Originally Posted by RazorzEdge88

I always thought citron was just a term used for lemon (since I believe that's the French word for it). That's interesting.

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Apparently, it's a fruit imported from Persia.

I've never seen it in the stores in my lifetime, which makes it seem all the more strange that it was so popular in Victorian America.

Two other tidbits, real quick:

*On the infrequent occasions that chicken was fried, it was cooked differently. You salted and peppered the chicken first, then dredged the pieces with flour. (I'm thinking that this approach might actually save quite a few calories, so I'm going to try it.)

*They suggested you fry donuts in beef fat, otherwise called "suet". Detailed directions are given for rendering this beef fat. (I don't know if I'm brave enough to try this.)

Ok. Enough for now.

I would like to see someone write a blogspot called "A Year of Victorian Cooking", in the tradition of a similar blog called "A Year of Slow Cooking". I think it would be interesting.

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Originally Posted by refujiunderground

if i had a gun … i would shoot them …
i might have to go and buy me a gun to punk around a few people and instill some fear into some people to put them in check. they know that i will pull the trigger to to show that i'm serious about respect and whatever.

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You must tell me where you, refuji, so I know where to avoid.

1. I have a phobia of landline telephones >_< sort of, sometimes.
2. I used to have a crush on adult Simba from Lion King
3. I have loads of sordid fetishes/fantasies :D

I'm a copraphobic. I'll go to ridiculous lengths to find an isolated restroom, if I find that I have do to Number Two, because the smells and sounds disgust and embarrass me so bad.

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Originally Posted by JohannBessler

I'm a copraphobic. I'll go to ridiculous lengths to find an isolated restroom, if I find that I have do to Number Two, because the smells and sounds disgust and embarrass me so bad.

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Ooh me to! I didn't know there was a term for it, I just thought I was like OCD or something haha.

I'm craving Beef Jerky all day...
This is my fav snack for right now:



Literally...;)