^You must be talking about a different Nathan, because he's well above average!! He's 7 inches at least, and pretty thick.
For some reason I'm inclined to believe you Mike.
For some reason Nathan looks like the type of guy who would have a thick cock. I bet he has a big smooth mushroom head too!!
I noticed they are really playing the shit out of the "I hire an Intern" episode.
So have I. I appreciate them playing over once for that may have missed it but multiple times like this is kind of ridiculous.
Yeah, but I do love Nathan's feminidiot/himbecile line. He hits it perfectly.
Well they usually do that when an episode is new. They did that with iStart a Fan War too... which was yet another episode where Carly overlooked Freddie for a guy who isn't half as cute as he is.
iStart a fan war was kind of an interesting episode though. And I'm sure I'm not the only one who would've dived into the mob after him. Of course that being if I wasn't part of the mob in the first place.
I thought it was funny how they all wanted Freddie and not Sam or Carly who are the stars of the webshow.
Well they were all girls so of course they're gonna want the guy... especially one as gorgeous as Freddie!!
Well actually it was because Freddie's the only one who got close enough to them, but the first one sounded better. lol
I agree. Those girls do have some taste though.
If I were one of those girls in that crowd I would've grabbed Freddie's dick and his ass. With so many hands all over him he would never know it was me. haha
You know with the smile he had afterward, I'm sure someone already did. And with the swarm I'm sure there may have been a few guys in there as well. God some people are so lucky.
I'm pretty sure I did see some guys in there. What I wouldn't give to have been one of them. If the crowd had been thick and rowdy enough I woulda tried to get away with sticking my hand down his pants.
Like I said some people are just so lucky. And the crowd did a good job "pretending" to mob Nathan in the episode. And I'm glad you saw some too, I thought I was going crazy or something.
Today he tweeted saying "I'm tired of being completely clean shaven." I wonder if he really meant completely.
I doubt it, I think he means like from the waist up. Since he doesn't really have reason to do below. But by all means Mike, try and find out for us!
I'm pretty sure he was just talking about his face, but I like to use my imagination. It wouldn't surprise me at all if he was completely smooth all over. It would definitely turn me on though. What do you mean he doesn't have reason to below the waist?
And I hope he doesn't decide to let his facial hair grow. Babyfaces and beards do not mix.
I meant to shave his nether regions, although he could out of personal preference. And I agree babyfaces and beards do not go together.
I know what you meant but why doesn't he have reason to?
Indeed seeing him in a speedo would be nice. Actually seeing him in anything less than fully clothed would be cool.
I agree. The speedo would be the least amount of clothing one could expect. And having him on the swim team would make it plausible. It would also be an excuse to have him shave his legs. Every competitive swimmer I've seen has been completely smooth.
You know what, Freddie should be on the swim team. I mean Carly and Sam have already shown off its about time Freddie got his due. Especially with Gibby always going shirtless.
I know. It's about time Freddie got an episode dedicated to him. Besides Gibby isn't even hot. Who's stupid idea was it to have a fat kid taking his shirt off every episode but have a stud like Freddie doing nothing.
Also, I came across a picture of some model who looks like a more mature version of Nathan Kress. I swear these two could be brothers.
I know. Nathan's the hottest guy on that show, yet ironically he's the only one who hasn't gone shirtless even once.
Now that I think about it, they probably won't have Nathan go shirtless because seeing that gorgeous buff body will ruin Freddie's image as Carly's geeky friend.
Perpetuating the stereotype that nerds can't have a great body. Tsk tsk Nick. Oh well, I'm sure something will happen that will make us somewhat happy.
We can only hope.
Since I've been practicing my ninja skills, I'd be happy to do it. Just need someone to fork over the money for a ticket to wherever they're filming.
Lol, that may be a tad difficult, I only have so much energy to expend ya know? But I'd be happy to try.
If you haven't yet mastered the most basic of ninja skills for traveling, how do you expect to employ the more advanced skills?
Ehh, didn't think I'd need the travel technique's. You know, need the stealth and all above the distance to travel.
Bah! You have no ninja skills. You are far too undisciplined.
Maybe not, but I'm still game to do the deed. :lol:
You'd get caught just trying to sneak onto the set.... making you the perfect patsy decoy. Just one problem, you'd lead them back to the rest of us, just to save yourself!
Lies! I would never sell everyone out just for myself. Hell if anything I'd put up a hell of fight and see him in person first. Then I'd dutifully accept the arrest. Besides it'd make for a great story.
Maybe I was wrong..... You wouldn't sell us out to save yourself, you'd sell us out for an actual live glimpse of him!
But you'd still sell us out.
Why and how would I sell you out? I don't see how that would help me at all....... I'm thoroughly confused.
If you really had great ninja skills, sneak into his house while he's showering... perhaps with a camera. ;)
A likely story..... You would offer us up as ringleaders of the plan provided you are allowed to get a glimpse of Nathan.... Then, after you've told them all about JUB, and this thread specifically, they'd take you out for your glimpse.... Only to reveal they had no intention of ever letting you see him.
Actually no, I'd say it was all my idea and when I got free I'd tell you guys everything I saw. After of course they aren't trailing me. Thanks for the faith though.
So you say. But methinks you lie far too easily. 1) you lied about your ninja skills..... 2) you easily speak of lying to them.... 3) you could just as easily be lying to us again....
Strike one, two AND three.... You're out. :lol:
Well, if you think I lie to easily how do you know I haven't been lying before?? :lol: I could really have major skills and done it already.
If you'd done it, I'd know. Now don't go trying to confuse the issue, you'll only confuse yourself.
Agreed. I get confused way to easily. Has there been any news on new iCarly episodes? Like what they may entail or anything?