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e. Joan,
You and Foxy Roxy........
LIGHT UP MY LIFE
trust me I notice.
Underwear, skid marks and urine aren't my thing. Peepees don't upset me, the
micturating and defecation processes are waste procedures. You both have to
much talent and I don't have the time to WASTE.
BTW is 13 fixed or can it be as arbitrarily determined as Long Week-end
is abused as a term?
Bottom line and pants down you two are in my favorite thirteen.
(!)(*8*):kiss:(*8*)(!)
Thanks! :kiss:(*8*) Thirteen is the tradition for Thursday - I know of no variations. Funny, I just sent Roxy an email suggesting you might not be the sort who follows rules. :eek:
I hope I didn't step out of line with that observation. :rotflmao:
Feel free to make any posts you want, but they aren't part of the TT series unless you turn it into thirteen somethings. What would happen if we just let people do whatever they wanted? :rolleyes:
Unrelated to that -
I just noticed that in the list of my saved attachments, it shows the number of downloads. (Okay, I'm a little slow on some of the JUB features.) There are only a few with over 1000, and I think the max was something like 5500. The interesting thing is that the top 10 include the two pictures of my erotic bookshelf (about 3000 and 4000) and the screen shot of my file tree structure for saving naughty pix (maybe around 1500, I think).
I quit following MANDATORY at Thirteen. Thats when I realized rules were
for people that were not blessed with puberty or ADD.
But, you and the Rox are two of my favorites in my mostly schizoid world.
(!)(group):kiss:(group) (!)
EJ, excellent topic for a list :=D: :D
Lefty :wave: the feeling is mutual
(ww) :mrgreen: :luv: (*8*) :kiss: (*8*) :luv: :mrgreen: (ww)
And as it's St Patrick's Day, :shamrock
(That's 13)
The bookshelf pics seemed to be popular, according to download counts, so I'm posting another one.
As before, most of the erotica is in anthology form. “Hard” is a novel, and the “Hormone Pirates of Xenobia and Dream Studs of Kama Loka” are two novellas in one book. My previous posts included a few of the “Best Gay Erotica” books. The 2009 collection is here because of the poem “Mass Ass.” See this review for details: http://www.rainbow-reviews.com/?p=1531 The stories in “Melting Point” are generally about lesbians. The self-editing book is must-have for fiction writers.
It's no longer Thursday, but I try to include a sexy picture each week. Here are thirteen men, conveniently grouped for a single post.
Joany..............
lets drop the pretext. we are at Friday now,
For all intents and purposes the 13 is a day lat and a body short.
Roxy and I are volunteering to show you how to rectify this so
egregious situation...Shall we meet at the Coffee Shop on the
Jersey Shore?
lol
Hey, I posted on Thursday! I used Australian time again. This was a bonus edition. Not that I wouldn't want a meeting... And speaking of Roxy, she usually drops by on Thursdays... :confused:
Joanie
The rule is you only use Down Under time when you are either alraedy
or in the immediate vicinity of going down..........under.
I checked and 04 24Marc in the year of our JUB....no Joanie and or
Roxie crossed the line into this threads territory.
I believe my now deceased buddy Pat from the KY/IN hills said it best....
"Y'all tell anothern afore that'n gits cold"
Not positive but I think that means something like "Not Buying It".
lol(*8*):kiss:(*8*)lol
Okay. One on Wednesday and one today averages out to Thursday. Better?
Sorry! !oops! Didn't prepare anything for this week :( I'll try to make amends next week :DQuote:
Originally Posted by EJMichaels
:wave: (*8*) :kiss: :wave: (*8*) :kiss: :wave: (*8*) :kiss: :wave:
(13 smilies though)
^ :wave: That's okay - I'll just visit the threads where you post all the hotties. :drool:
(*8*)
I will never put it to post
And I hate to boast
but girls i am the most
I am so incredibly hot
If you knew what I've got
You'd both take a shot
Your hearts would just skid
With a look from this kid
Even if that is all that I did.
:mrgreen: (*8*)Quote:
Originally Posted by EJMichaels
Ready when you are, tigerQuote:
Originally Posted by Lefty
:lol:
Today's TT - Most Viewed Pictures
I recently discovered that JUB keeps track of the number of times people view an attached picture and I'm posting the top thirteen. Sometimes I had posted only thumbnails, so people had to click on them for a better view, but some were posted full size and could be viewed without anything getting counted, or so I assume. So, the counts here are probably biased.
This list includes the most-viewed pictures from those I posted in Male beauty or Sexy, arty, unconventional PICS. Some that I posted in this thread have been viewed more times, but since you're here, I won't repeat those. The most viewed picture overall (over 6000) was the only one I posted in Show me that HOLE! and it's not going on the list, but here's the link: http://www.justusboys.com/forum/atta...7&d=1293459654
Below are pictures with 2100-4000 views, more or less in increasing order.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5. Inspired by illgetbi (and I know there's a typo in my original post - I hate doing that)
6.
7. I especially like this one.
8. Who would have guessed this one would make the list?
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
Bonus picture - this was a surprise - over 2100 views of my folders for saving eye candy (an early version of a subset of them):
Does anyone want to see the pictures with 1000-2000 views?
My one-year JUB anniversary is coming up (!), so I'll need to think of a special post for that week. Any ideas?
Lefty, I know you're out there. Please forgive me for not waiting until it was Thursday where I'm located.
Esther John.......
first...I luvs ya so forgiving don't even apply.
Second... actually fell into that hole pic.....hated it.
Third...me likes pic #8.
Fourth...and last for now,This thread title asks if it is Thursday yet,
it don't say everything has to be Thursday.
Okay, back to my bashing people in the bio-blogs, feel free to lv comments.
(*8*):kiss:(*8*)
EJ, great idea this week ..| I especially like pics 1, 5, 6 and 9, but my favourite is 11.
Yes, I'd like to see your other most viewed pics :-)
As for your 1st JUBiversary, well mine is 2 days before yours, so we'll have to have a party methinks! :gogirl:
But I can't think of any ideas for special posts :(
Anyway, I have yet another list of hot naked guys for this week. Enjoy :D
1. Donny Wright
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mlTtKUokB5...onnyWright.jpg
2. Heath Jordan
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8...5wbbo1_500.jpg
3. Alex Collack
http://www.gaytime.info/wp-content/u...-collack-3.jpg
4. Tristan Bull
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RSDfgEC35E.../s1600/012.jpg
5. Morgan Black
http://morganblackxxx.com/wp-content...an_black_7.jpg
6. Jed Wilcox
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-x29mJiuCxU...rutos40157.jpg
7. Gaucho
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HhN4kPtfU9...52812%2529.jpg
8. Kent Larson
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_snS8Jt3bp3...n+%2811%29.jpg
9. Nate Karlton
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0FlC2_rnRF.../s1600/029.jpg
10. Josh Harris
http://www.ultimategayblog.com/wp-co...hnsimon/14.jpg
11. Alex Corsi aka Alex Baresi
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XagYudGkRI...%2B%288%29.jpg
12. Ben Thomas
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tWjKrAqI1b...0/%2898%29.jpg
13. Alexsander Freitas
http://gaypornarama.com/wp-content/u...s-IMG_0216.jpg
Thanks! I think your post has a good start for the party guest list. :badgrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by redfox70
Well Ms. Vixen and Ms. Manacles,
When you are done with the pretty boy party, the real men will be in the
back at the pool and spa. Donnie is doing the BBQ, I am the mixolo gist
and Illgetbi will be acting towelboy.......that is, if we can tear him away from
his iphone APS...or did he say ABS....
Lord York had a squiz at the roster and said the listing was quite
his cup of tea... spot on in fact. Cheerio and away we will go.
You're my kind of social director.
Who's giving the massages?
Mirage and medic1 are going to demo some techniques they picked
up last trip at star warriors aikido and jui jitsu festival.
Hung said he was bringing some keikogei's as door prizes and Swerve
will do a Krav Maga demo with Opinterph.
To answer your question, STT aka Gusty, will be doing
"effleurage' of course, ADULTS Only (clothing optional you know) but
the entertainment alone should make the Anniversary part unforgettable
for all, especially you two.
(*8*)!oops!:kiss:!oops!(*8*)
^ Excellent, Lefty.
For this week, I have links to three other Thursday Thirteen posts that might be of interest.
1. Gay Love Poems, by Erastes The poems are from various centuries; the TT post is by Erastes.
Illustrations of the love theme, selected from my collection:
2. Polari, the Lost Gay Slang, by Erastes
Interesting.
3. For something more visual: Thirteen Inspirational Hunks from erotic romance author Nicole Austin
I am not yet familiar with her books - I found this in a search for gay Thursday Thirteen posts. The picture is from her page.
Hi EJ! :wave:
Just wanted to stop by to let you know I've read this week's post. I especially enjoyed the pictures you posted and the link to the other pictures. I can't think why! :rolleyes:
I didn't have anything to post this week as I haven't been at my best :sick: Also, apart from lists of hunks, I haven't got any other ideas! :help: :lol:
Thanks Redfox! Your lists of hunks are great, but there's no pressure to make a list. I hope you're better soon. (*8*) (*8*)
I'm feeling a lot better today, thank you (*8*)
Since I'm working on taxes today, what I have for the TT is:
Nothing
Zilch
Bupkis
Nada
Fuck all
Zippo
Zero
Bugger all
Nil
Diddly-squat
Jack
Goose egg
Nix
But I wouldn't neglect the "thank-you-for-visiting" pics:
Is this our beloved e. Joan
Giving up a taxing moan
Are you really with out a clue
What we'll miss and this is true
Not the pics just our pal
All of JUBs leading gal.
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Thirteen numbers and yet you
rate in at number one
pretty clever and such fun
sheds our gloom and makes life fun
:lol:
EJ, very clever. I enjoyed that :=D: The words I mean, and the pictures are nice too :D
Thanks, both of you. (*8*) :kiss: (*8*) :kiss: I needed cheering up. If I could figure out why I have an extra $150 in taxes owed I'd be much happier. Staring at the spreadsheet isn't helping. ](*,)
My Dearest Ms. E.J. Michaels,
Simple Girl
Reaganomics.
You bad actors ain't as funny as you think you are.
You taxed our patience just once too often.......
Now, we tax another bit of your ass.
Hope this helps 'splain to you Lucy.
Fondliest Regards,
Barack O.
Prez of the Gnu Nited Ststes
(and outlying territories)
:lol: All 'splained now. (*8*)
Fiction!
I found JUB because of my interest in writing gay erotica, so it seems fitting to have a fiction-related post for my first anniversary. I met some of my first and best JUB friends in the stories forum. While words can probably express what those friendships mean to me, I’m not going to try.
Here is some of the fiction I’ve enjoyed. I started out seeking only BDSM-themed stories, but I found I enjoyed reading about vanilla sex, as well as some great stories without much sex.
I went through my list of saved threads and picked out an assortment. There is no implication of relative quality. I haven’t had time to read all the wonderful material in the Gay Stories forum, not even a small fraction of them. There are some longer stories that are very popular and I regret not making time for them. My selections tend to be the shorter ones I can read during lunch.
Please leave comments for authors when you read. On JUB overall, feedback is usually from a fraction of a percent of the viewers. While that’s not a big deal in most threads, I think it’s very important to let authors know what you think of their work. Even negative feedback can be helpful (but be nice).
With some authors posting several stories, my list went beyond thirteen too quickly. Instead of listing by story, I’m listing by author. Most have posted more than the samples I list. These are in random order.
1. SubmissiveSteve knows how to push my BDSM buttons. These three have Dom/sub themes (more power exchange, not much equipment). He hasn’t been posting here lately.
Kyle, Josh and the Straight Guy http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=301217
Sean and Me http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=300220
Steve's Weekend With Damon http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=316276
2. Kevtrainerboy has been involved in real life and hasn’t updated for a while. :(
Straight Boy Roommate http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=293147
3. Zorro
The Highwayman and the Stable Lad, by Zorro
http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=321986
Be sure to read the prequel, too (link is in the thread) and his other stories.
4. BINOWGAYLATER
Medium - ½ Mushroom, ½ Sausage http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=330089 There’s a follow-up story, too (link posted in the thread).
My Special Friend http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315681
5. ShihTzuTylenol is a man of many, many talents. My sample suggests that finishing a story is not one of them, but that doesn’t decrease the entertainment value.
Dominance/Submission...A Fine Line http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=315222 (Unfinished)
Sharing a man with my mother http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=320144 Unfinished - the last post, in March, he said “still proof reading, don't get impatient, it'll be worth waiting for I assure you.” Sorry, Tzu, I couldn’t resist quoting you. (*8*)
6. xrph1670
Touching Nick, by http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=179976 (unfinished)
7. FanofFiction
My Bro-In-Law 2 http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=323354
8. infamousgreek
Two boys home alone http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=298283
9. swerve
Michael http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328734
10. Lefty is another multi-talented marvel with creative posts scattered throughout JUB. This is a rare contribution to the Stories forum. The thread contains several items.
Thankfully brief http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=317510
11. Justaguy
Dave Mate! http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=266029
12. Writerman45 hit one of my other kink buttons with this boarding school story.
Spare the Rod http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=326700
13. SayWhat
"Off Limits" http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=328869 (Unfinished)
I have more... I suppose I’ll need to start another list.
There’s a Story Recommendation Thread - it’s not kept current, but you’ll get more ideas there. http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=264874
Since our other anniversary gal is more visually oriented, I’ll include some pictures that might appeal. :wave: (*8*)
^
That has to be one of the nicest post I've ever read on JUB......
and not just because she told the truth about everybody...especially
me and our beloved A.D.D. Icon Shih Tzu Tylenol.
Her and RedFoxy70 (Scarlet Vixen) is two of the bestestset Broads of the indoor
plubing types I know....
Kisses and Hugs E. Joan and :wow::band::wow:
Congrats on your first Anniversary.
Thanks, Lefty, even though you called us Broads. I'm sure you meant it in the nicest possible way. (*8*) :kiss:
Dear sensitive fussbudget,
Broad is like chicks or babes or honeys...
Warmer and more meaningful than shallow
terms like girl or lady. It can signify a much
closer and significant symbiotic association.
You are truly unique.
Hi EJ :wave:
Great post and, naturally, your pictures most certainly do appeal! :drool: :lol: :=D:
As for being called a broad, I do believe that's the first time I've ever been called one and I don't mind. After all there are far worse things that women get called! :roll:
Here's my 13 for this week. It's yet another list of hotties who are models as far as I'm aware. I'm sure they'll all prove to be quite popular at our first anniversary party! (!) :gogirl: (*8*)
1. Eliad Cohen
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr....K%2FLJtb1kA%3D
2. Bernardo Velasco
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CmxnkZoP9u...+velasco+8.jpg
3. Logan Springston
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CvTzTfLew_.../566-logan.jpg
4. Lance Parker
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nawPM9zS0T...e%2Bparker.jpg
5. Boubacar Doumboya
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...bouya-osp2.jpg
6. Marcus Santos
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__a3DAcQpHv...ac224b970c.jpg
7. Jay Byars
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0g7pfJq4cM...orris+-+01.jpg
8. Courtney E Grant
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_-mxS0soYxTk/TS...0464849456.jpg
9. Gui Inacio
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_azb7-z33VW...E/s1600/04.jpg
10. Roger Furlan
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IXg-u5XFub...%2B%283%29.jpg
11. Juan Esteban Berrio
http://stirigay.ro/Blogurile/beautif...-berrio-10.jpg
12. Bruno Alvarez
http://static.charmants.net/moderate...1139929479.jpg
13. Tory George
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ISlsrfVDxa.../s1600/028.jpg
Yes, they will! We don't have to invite any other people, do we?
Lol, no. Although I suppose we should invite some of the guys from here, such as Lefty, just for entertainment purposes, for when we get bored with looking at the eye candy :D
Who am I kidding?! We could never tire of eye candy could we! :badgrin:
With all those special guests, we might need some help keeping everyone happy. And we're not limited to LOOKING are we?
Oh definitely not limited to just looking! :lol:
I just returned from the post office, so it's time for another batch of books. I haven't read most of these. There’s some non-fiction and lesbian fiction here, too
A few don’t show the subtitle and/or author on the spine, so here’s the info:
Queer View Mirror: Lesbian and Gay Short Short Fiction
James C. Johnstone and Karen X. Tulchinsky
Sister and Brother: Lesbians and Gay Men Write About Their Lives Together
Joan Nestle and John Preston
Completely Queer: The Gay and Lesbian Encyclopedia
Steve Hogan and Lee Hudson
Best Gay Erotica 1996 was edited by Michael Ford, not Richard LaBonte (who edited the series starting with the 1997 collection)
The Future is Queer: A Science Fiction Anthology
Richard Labonte and Lawrence Schimel Two of my favorite anthologists!
Bonus pictures:
Bloody Hell.
What have you east coast Chelseas
got against the woodie crowd?
Left Coast surfers are sexy too. We got the
big muscles (and small or not at all speedos)
blond and blue or brown and mysterious, we
are Cleaan sea salt fresh sex, tsunami waves
of testosterone enriched and hormone drenched
sex gods
Plus some of us older farts may not be in all the
competition...but. we have the money, the drink,
the smoke and we own the beach houses.
I'll work on that, Lefty. :kiss: (*8*)
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Update: Book report
Best Gay Erotica 1996 (the first in the series) is very good so far. Interestingly, three stories (so far) involve sex with women. :eek:
In one case, the woman is pretending to be a man and it works out very well. :sex: That story is now a chapter in a book I posted earlier (The Leather Daddy and the Femme). Another involves one man doing something for his partner, in this case, encouraging him to act on his attraction to a female friend. The third involves two marines who end up doing each other after a drunken encounter with local female prostitutes. As typical of stories in the 1990s, at least one other portrays a partner with advanced AIDS.
Its Masturbation Month, so get a grip!
1) First, some history: Masturbation month was started in 1995 by the Good Vibrations sex toy shop in response to the firing of U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders for her remarks on masturbation at a 1994 United Nations conference on AIDS. Regarding masturbation as a sexual outlet for young people to help avoid riskier behaviors, she said, "I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught." One of many articles on this: http://www.examiner.com/health-news-...urbation-month
2) Picture to keep your attention:
3) While not directly about masturbation, this link will take you to the website of the Good Vibrations sex toy shop and magazine. This article was interesting: A Fascinating Look at Long-Term, Non-Monogamous Gay Couples. http://magazine.goodvibes.com/2011/0...s-gay-couples/
4) I found a new (for me) web site when searching for relevant items. Secret Guy Stuff has a variety of useful posts. Their Masturbation Month post: http://secretguystuff.wordpress.com/...rbation-month/ They also have an article on straight men having sex with men: http://secretguystuff.wordpress.com/...sex-with-guys/
5) Another picture for you after all that reading:
6) Of course theres the classic Belami group picture for the occasion: I think this one has thirteen cocks. You wont mind double-checking for me?
7) Helpful links from jackinworld.com include some lube recipes. This section includes one that simulates the feel of semen, for those of you who like that. http://www.jackinworld.com/technique...n/lube-recipes
8} More helpful links from jackinworld.com: Self control games http://www.jackinworld.com/technique...-control-games. The site also has some interesting polls, along with many other resources.
9) Fun fact: many species of animals masturbate. Orangutans have been observed making dildos from pieces of wood.
10) (picture)
11) (picture)
Continues in next post
Masturbation Month Post #1, continued
12)
13)
If you liked these, I can post 13 more *|* pics next week.
I liked !oops! ..| :mrgreen: Yes please! More, more! :lol:
WoW!! Talk about "Sex Education"! *|* (!)
Awesome, eJ! Totally AWESOME!! (!w!) (group)
Keep smilin'!! :kiss:(*8*)
Chaz :luv2:
Thanks, both of you! :luv2:
Chaz, I hope you're studying for the quiz.
It's been a busy week - no time for a detailed post. Here's something that might interest some of you. I don't know this blogger; it's just something I found in a search.
13 Symbols of the LGBTQ Movement (flags and other symbols)
Plus, of course, some masturbation pictures (is it called the same thing if you get help?):