By all means, keep digging that hole for yourself. This is entertaining as hell.
What I do see is a place where I made a point about how idiotic it is to use the roles Darren Criss has played to judge his personal life and I used the example of Hugh Jackman playing a mutant to back that argument up. I could have just as easily said "I'm pretty sure that Harrison Ford doesn't actually fight Nazis over ancient religious artifacts" or "I'm pretty sure that Christian Bale doesn't actually dress up as a bat and fight crime in an endless quest to avenge his murdered parents." Hugh Jackman playing Wolverine just happens to be what sprung to mind. Now does that make sense, dear?