I thought I was turning straight today.

I was sitting next to this girl in the computer lab at my school, and I noticed that she smelled REALLY good, like watermellon, and I thought "Dang, she smells really nice", and for a second I thought I might be having hetero feelings, but then I realized it was her slushy, thank GOD! lol

:D

Short enough?

try a period sometime Jake. Thats one long sentence.:p

did you ask her for some?;)

You are becoming a slushisexual.

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Originally Posted by alister9669

try a period sometime Jake. Thats one long sentence.:p

did you ask her for some?;)

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No

Go eat a cat turd.

BREEDER! :p

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Originally Posted by JakeBequette

No

Go eat a cat turd.

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HAHAHAH

and you used a period after turd even...hehe

ahh i love both you guys...

its fun seeing two cute guys trade barbs.... oh god im kinky

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Originally Posted by MidnightPrism

BREEDER! :p

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Don't be mean :cry:

Maybe I should seek some :help: for my.... problem.... lol

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Originally Posted by JakeBequette

No

Go eat a cat turd.

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I'd prefer a goldfish, thank you.:badgrin:

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Originally Posted by alister9669

I'd prefer a goldfish, thank you.:badgrin:

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:O!!!!

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD! Tell your little satans that :nono:

Nuke the fish!! :p

I sent 40 goldfish to a quick death last night Jake, not a single one was left this morning.

LOL .. well ; I ONCE thought that I was going Str-8 ... even ended up getting Married .... went on HoneyMoon .... woke up , headed home and got it all annuled.
My marriage lasted less than TWO WEEKS ... Sorry; I LOVE DICK !

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Originally Posted by JakeBequette

...but then I realized it was her slushy, thank GOD! lol

:D

Short enough?

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I'm going to carry a slushy with me everywhere I go!

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Originally Posted by RationalLunacy

You are becoming a slushisexual.

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I've never considered sex with a slushi. I think it would be cold.

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Originally Posted by JakeBequette

:O!!!!

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD! Tell your little satans that :nono:

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So you think fish think you are a friend and not food? Tell it to Jaws. Even little bitty fish and crabs will feed on your dead carcass if it's in the water.

By the way, I thought you were being told to try a period, the other kind, for ogling a girl. Punctuation is way over-rated anyhow. All the commas made me think you were just breathless from excitement and in a stream-of-consciousness mode.

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Originally Posted by cynicus

All the commas made me think you were just breathless from excitement and in a stream-of-consciousness mode.

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I usually am ;)

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Originally Posted by alister9669

I sent 40 goldfish to a quick death last night Jake, not a single one was left this morning.

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lol, yep that's my boy. now stop hijacking your own thread.:p offtopic:

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Originally Posted by donnykabob

Nuke the fish!! :p

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Jake, you're weird............:confused:


;)

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Originally Posted by buzzj

I'm going to carry a slushy with me everywhere I go!

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Carry this one it looks good too

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Originally Posted by elvin1

Jake, you're weird............:confused:


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Right - Look who's talking.

How about a sushi-slushy?

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Originally Posted by CO Bob

How about a sushi-slushy?

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Maybe Al would be interested in it.

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Originally Posted by Andreus

HAHAHAH

and you used a period after turd even...hehe

ahh i love both you guys...

its fun seeing two cute guys trade barbs.... oh god im kinky

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Or, you need to stop holding it in and release...:P

did someone say sushi?

I still love you no matter how weird you get.........;) :kiss:

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Originally Posted by Antares

Or, you need to stop holding it in and release...:P

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is that a polite way of telling Jake he's full of shit?;)

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Originally Posted by alister9669

is that a polite way of telling Jake he's full of shit?;)

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No he means you. Turd eater.

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Originally Posted by JakeBequette

No he means you. Turd eater.

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:eek: OMG, you didn't!

;)

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You are becoming a slushisexual.

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*gasp* That is morally wrong! Someone call Focus on the Family!

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:eek: OMG, you didn't!

;)

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OMG I did!

It's gotta be why you're hair and stuff is so dark. Teeth too. Nastiness.

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Originally Posted by Andreus

its fun seeing two cute guys trade barbs.... oh god im kinky

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Who is Barb? When did she enter this thread?

I'm so confused.

A4A

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OMG I did!

It's gotta be why you're hair and stuff is so dark. Teeth too. Nastiness.

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don't make me give out your phone number.

hello, is Lana there?:badgrin:

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Originally Posted by alister9669

don't make me give out your phone number.

hello, is Lana there?:badgrin:

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It would suprise me if you still had it. Do you have any idea how many people are going to read that, assume we've had phone sex, and start bugging me for some phone sex? They already assume the avatar is me and that I want to cyber 24-7 because of it. *sighz*

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Originally Posted by JakeBequette

It would suprise me if you still had it. Do you have any idea how many people are going to read that, assume we've had phone sex, and start bugging me for some phone sex? They already assume the avatar is me and that I want to cyber 24-7 because of it. *sighz*

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well your awful good at doing that thing you do. :p

Haha...............too funny....:rotflmao:

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well your awful good at doing that thing you do. :p

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Originally Posted by alister9669

well your awful good at doing that thing you do. :p

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I am allie.. I really am...

LOL

(*8*)

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Originally Posted by JakeBequette

Carry this one it looks good too

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Oh, my God! I thought you said I am carrying a shushi with me today!

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Originally Posted by JakeBequette

:O!!!!

FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD! Tell your little satans that :nono:

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I eat fish a few times a week, but never cat turds. :lol:

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Originally Posted by dynk

I eat fish a few times a week, but never cat turds. :lol:

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I know, Al is the cat turd eater.

Current JUb definition of heterosexual temptations - smelling the aroma of watermellon on a woman's breath.

ummm

I think its obvious why we are all gay

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Originally Posted by Andreus

I think its obvious why we are all gay

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you're current avatar is reason enough for me.;)

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you're current avatar is reason enough for me.;)

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!oops! !oops! !oops! !oops! !oops! !oops! !oops! !oops!

thanks :kiss:

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...she smelled REALLY good, like watermellon, and I thought "Dang, she smells really nice", and for a second I thought I might be having hetero feelings, but then I realized it was her slushy, thank GOD!

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I have heard 'em called a lot of things but never a "slushy". Kind of fits.

Generally they smell more like sushi that watermellon in my experience...wonder what brand of FDS she was using?

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Originally Posted by tbonez

I have heard 'em called a lot of things but never a "slushy". Kind of fits.

Generally they smell more like sushi that watermellon in my experience...wonder what brand of FDS she was using?

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Ickyyyyyyyyyyyy *gagz*

WAIT! Did I just see tbonez?

Is he back?

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Originally Posted by JakeBequette

Carry this one it looks good too

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But will the smell attract hot guys??

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Originally Posted by RationalLunacy

You are becoming a slushisexual.

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ROFL! Nice answer! :p

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Originally Posted by buzzj

But will the smell attract hot guys??

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I don't see why it wouldn't. Plus, it's blue.