Ok, so at work it was decided we all had to have a fitness check. This involed an interview with a doctor plus blood tests, weight etc. We all went through it and then were given results in an envelope, a bit like getting exam results. We were graded: 1 - super fit, 2 - fit, 3 - OK but watch out, 4 - unfit, 5 - very unfit and 6 - are you sure your still alive?
Well I came in at . . . . . 4, unfit, ouch!! But I have to say not surprizing really.
I was listed as an overweight (though only
Christmas Day for me comprised opening presents at home with a friend who'd stayed over. Then picking my mum up and travelling together to my Aunt's house near Carlisle.
The problem with these types of occasions is being thrown together with a bunch of relatives you only see once a year (if that) and not always able to be yourself.
Would there be tuts of disapproval as I made my regular trips to the garden for a cigarette? And would I be able to jack my dick off without being noticed?
Just the other night my boss rang me at home. This is not something he does very often, but he wanted to check on some orders I'd taken. Nothing very interesting about that you might say. Except, when he rang I was sat at my computer naked. My cock was erect and my hand was wrapped around my prick. Masturbating in this state after work is a pleasure I enjoy more nights than not. But there I was stroking my dick having this serious work conversation.
The deeper we got into this order I took
So my friend told me about self pleasuring. I tried it and discovered it. But it was after about a month when I first came. Now that was one hell of a scary moment. For the first time a stream of creamy liquid was flowing out of the end of my penis and I couldn't stop it. I wasn't prepared for it, no tissues, no socks ready to catch the flowing semen. I cupped my hand and allowed to flow into into it. Luckily a flow was all it was. Nothing airborne about it at this stage.
Why one handed? Well, fo course my other hand is busy giving attention to my always stiff dick - when I'm surfing JUB of course.
Apart from the fabulous galleries, of which there are many, and the discussions, the thought of other guys surfing hard is a turn on too. In fact I often try to recall where I used to jerk off before I had the web.
I'm 37 years old, been wanking for real since I was 12. When I say for real, before that I can remember enjoying having my hand