until my girlfriend ran in to check what was wrong and hit me, then I laughed harder and turned red from not breathing. Then my boyfriend came in to check on my and I think he almost fell over from laughing.
It's the last minute that is so funny. Admittedly contemporary "comedies" are generally not to my liking, but I just may have to go see this one.
The sides of my neck still
I hate shopping. All week Cheri and Sam have been going on about how the three of us would go shopping today. It was also my week to do laundry, somehow none of my casual pants or underwear got washed this week. Since I'm not "allowed" to wear sweats commando in public, I couldn't go shopping with them. Which is perfectly fine with me because I hate shopping. So why would I want to go on black friday?
By Cheri's reaction I suspect she is going to make sure that I'm not
What do you call a hand job when both hands are being used?
Hands job sounds wrong and hand jobs means more than time.
Though seriously, I've found that few women are able to give a good hand job, even with both hands trying to wrap around it. Some squeeze too hard trying to close each of their hands around it; damn it, it's not a nerf banana. Most guys aren't any better, they just don't squeeze as much.
As for blow jobs, the always end up as head. As for teeth,
I'm sorry to read about all the trouble. I know what it's like to have coworkers and bosses who over react to junk.
I once had a boss fire me the day after he saw me take a leak at a bar's troth urinal. Though he said his reason was that I sexually harassed his (smoking hot) assistant, when I got wood, at her desk a week earlier; he rejected that it was because she commented on how nice my slacks fit me, while looking at my crotch.
Another time, I was driven away from
How straight guys end up on my profile?
I totally get how straight women and gay/bi men surf across my very sexual page. As one friend put it, after he noticed a straight friend of his checking me out, in the locker room, "Maybe he turned left at Albuquerque, instead of right."