The smell of Shit!

[BudinShorts]

Ok so your fucking this really hot guy, boyfriend or one night stand and you suddenly smell shit....

Do you...

A) Go totally limp and stop what you are doing to go clean up and wonder if you ever be able to do it again with him.

B) Smack the crap outta him and tell him to get the fuck away from you

C) Get even harder coz you just love that ....ewww this is getting gross!!

D) Never happened coz the guys ass you are fucking smaells of roses or he douches properly before you even start!!

Personally this subjuect makes me wanna puke but it happened just recently and my answer was most definately A!

[buster68]

um, yeah....I'm gonna have to go with "A".

[CGHJ]

Happened...the guy had other issues to and that was def the clincher. He was a "car quickie" one night while I was out...I actually made him get out of the car and go home. Fortunately I never saw him again but it put me off sex for a while. If I was ever in a room full of hot naked marines and I needed my dick to stay down, that's what I'd think of.

[BearMagus]

Yep, that has happened to me. It's always a mood killer. I stick to kissing and oral play until I get to know someone. Likewise, it always pretty much sucks when you stick your finger in a guy's butt during oral sex and feel that Babe Ruth bar waiting in the hallway. That's way life goes. If we take the bad with the good.

[filipbong]

A is the natural reaction, but come to think of it...it's rather illogical and hypocritical. An ass hole is naturally shitty and supposed to be that way because of nature's sole intended purpose for it. It was just that early man was creative, adventurous and horny enough to have found another use for it...a better one at that.
No one ,not even the hunkiest or the richest man on earth is perfectly clean in that area. So, we should know what we are getting into. Expect the worst and hope for the best...
Sure there is douching, but must it be a routine like brushing teeth? Must every guy douche every morning before going out of the house because who knows if he is going to get 'fingered' or butt-fucked that day?
If your occupation is male prostitution, I guess as a courtesy (or customer service) you are obligated to clean your 'workplace' first; but toward regular guys (athletes, construction workers, bike messengers, delivery guys, etc.), I think the disgust is, yeah, hypocritical because we are those regular guys.
That said, let me make it clear... I'm not into 'scat'.
;)

[FirePhoenix]

^wow great answer, I choose that one

[Swedense]

Thats a sure "A"

[Big D]

A is the natural reaction, but come to think of it...it's rather illogical and hypocritical. An ass hole is naturally shitty and supposed to be that way because of nature's sole intended purpose for it. It was just that early man was creative, adventurous and horny enough to have found another use for it...a better one at that.
No one ,not even the hunkiest or the richest man on earth is perfectly clean in that area. So, we should know what we are getting into. Expect the worst and hope for the best...
Sure there is douching, but must it be a routine like brushing teeth? Must every guy douche every morning before going out of the house because who knows if he is going to get 'fingered' or butt-fucked that day?
If your occupation is male prostitution, I guess as a courtesy (or customer service) you are obligated to clean your 'workplace' first; but toward regular guys (athletes, construction workers, bike messengers, delivery guys, etc.), I think the disgust is, yeah, hypocritical because we are those regular guys.
That said, let me make it clear... I'm not into 'scat'.
;)

I agree totally with filipbong... What was the question again...?!

[apdragon]

well, what the bulk of you are forgetting is that sometimes accidents do happen. Don't you think it is embarrassing for the bottom to realize that it has happened, too ?

Yes, it's happened to me as both a top and a bottom. It can easily happen when you rush things and don't take the time to prepare. Some of us are very much "in tune" with our bodies and just instinctively know when we are "clean" down there and when we aren't. Watch your diet, eat healthy and learn to listen to your own body (as a bottom). And yeah, a good douche a few hours ahead of time is always a good idea. If you don't have time or are being spontaneous, be forewarned that accidents can happen. It's neither person's fault and shouldn't be anything but a momentary nuisance. As for going limp and wondering if he's ever worth doing again???..........pretty damn shallow and makes you seem that the person you were fucking is only a hole and not worthy of any other consideration.
Go ahead and rip on me.....
Just my opinion

[eddielee]

I always douche before sex so it's not a problem when I'm bottoming. I'd probably react with disgust if it happened while I was topping. Guys don't have do be "douche clean" but I expect them to be reasonably clean before I fuck them.

[BudinShorts]

As for going limp and wondering if he's ever worth doing again???..........pretty damn shallow and makes you seem that the person you were fucking is only a hole and not worthy of any other consideration.
Go ahead and rip on me.....
Just my opinion

Certainly not gonna Rip on ya, It's your opinion and everyone should resepect that.

As for going limp - It's a fact - That's what happened
As for doing it again - It is gonna leave me with that 'fuck I hope its clean this time' feeling & I really would hate to smell that again, eww just thinkin 'bout it :sick:

& yeah in this case....he was kinda a hole to fuck on a cold night [sorry! :twisted: ]

[WIZZARD101]

yeah a good fleet stops that and if the guy is a bottom for the first time it helps loosen them up

[BreezyBoy]

That is just completely fucking nasty. My answer is definitely 'A,' followed by 'B!'

And for anyone who wants to hear about another freak show involving shit, or for those of you who answered 'C,' I suggest you read this thread (http://justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=90408).

[Leonardo II]

Happened to me once.... nasty, yes... accidental, yes.... I really liked the person, and realized shit happens... pun intended.... yes it killed the mood at the time, but didn't stop us from doing it again... just learned to be more careful....

[eric55]

Yeah, saddly shit happens.... as gay guys you need to get past it, asses are not ONLY for fucking. I can't imagine anyone to whom it hasn't happened. I admit to being pretty uptight about it before, until I was finally set straight about it a couple of years ago. It's just one of those things.

[apdragon]

Certainly not gonna Rip on ya, It's your opinion and everyone should resepect that.

As for going limp - It's a fact - That's what happened
As for doing it again - It is gonna leave me with that 'fuck I hope its clean this time' feeling & I really would hate to smell that again, eww just thinkin 'bout it :sick:

& yeah in this case....he was kinda a hole to fuck on a cold night [sorry! :twisted: ]

Thanks for not ripping me and I do admit that I respect your honesty all the way 'round. Everyone has made good points here.
Hey, at least you didn't puke during sex like I did once ! How fucking embarrasing was that ! (next day we both had full blown flu)

[JNewYork]

I am so repulsed by shit that I refuse to top. I'm still scarred from the first time I saw shit on my dick.

Excuse me while I throw up over the memory. I will NEVER go through that again.

I'll stick to oral sex only.

[Snickers52]

I guess I'm very anal about things like this. I'm a cleanliness freak from the word go. I never have impromptu sex. It's always planned out to some extent and I make sure that whoever I'm going to be with knows that certain personal hygene items must be taken care of before we do the deed. Of course it is more imporant to me in those circumstances where I'm going to be on top. Most of the time it's the other way around and I can guarantee anyone that when I'm getting ready to have sex, my bootay is as clean as a hospital operating room.

[noelie]

I guess I'm very anal about things like this.

(*S*) :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[manontop]

Ok so your fucking this really hot guy, boyfriend or one night stand and you suddenly smell shit....

Do you...

A) Go totally limp and stop what you are doing to go clean up and wonder if you ever be able to do it again with him.

B) Smack the crap outta him and tell him to get the fuck away from you

C) Get even harder coz you just love that ....ewww this is getting gross!!

D) Never happened coz the guys ass you are fucking smaells of roses or he douches properly before you even start!!

Personally this subjuect makes me wanna puke but it happened just recently and my answer was most definately A!
welcome to the world of butt-fucking!

[DisneysGay]

E) Jump out the window and run like a mad man

[ronboy]

most definitely.......A :D

[Gothic_pookey]

This has got to be the most disgusting thread out there...wait...

[fliptrx]

I have to agree with a number of others here...shit happens.

If the other guy was at fault make light of it. If you were the one at fault, apologise and hope the guy doesn't freek out like a number of you guys said you would, and ruin the evening for everyone.

You simply excuse yourself, get cleaned up, have a cigarette, and then continue where you left off.

[bom_69]

Hm, I kinda like it.

[caliboy88]

i would go with A

[Hunter23]

--- Only read if you don’t care about bad English ---

Hey guys, this is my first post, I’m a 23 years old bisexual boy from Argentina.
I read this thread a week ago and it happened to me yesterday!!! :cry: :cry:

This is how it happened:
I was naked in some motel’s bed with a cute 40+ years old daddy who I slept with once before, I start sucking all his body, I got to his dick and I start smelling something funny, I didn’t pay much attention to it and sucked it, then when I’m proceeding to lick his ass I realize it was the smell of shit and his ass was dirty, I was shocked for a second, but I acted quickly and I went back to kissing him in his lips, my dick was fully erected at that time, but after smelling the shit it only took a minute to go down, the daddy noticed it and he started sucking it, it wasn’t working till I remembered about this thread and thought for myself ¨shit happens, stay focus on sex¨, so my dick got fully erected again, that’s when this daddy say he really want me to fuck him, so I say ¨sure¨ (the first time we were together I was too nervous and I didn’t perform well, so I had planned to make up for that this time).
While I’m penetrating him the smell of shit was getting stronger, I wasn’t able to stand it anymore so I told him, in the nicest way I could, his ass was dirty and I suggested going to clean ourselves, he said ¨uhm, okay¨.
while I was cleaning myself I remembered all your posts about if something like this happens it isn’t the end of the world, so I really wasn’t shocked about it, after 5 minutes we went back to bed, we got exited and he asked me if I wanted to try again, we started doing the doggy style, but he asked me to go slower cause it hurt his ass cause he didn’t got fucked for some years, and then he offered me to sit in my dick so it was easier for him, when he proceeds to sit in my dick he said ¨dang, I have to go clean myself again¨, I look at my penis and I see it’s dirty again… for the second time in the day!!!! #-o
While I was cleaning myself I realized he was embarrassed, so I told him to take all the time he needed, I went back to bed and I started watching a porno movie that was on tv.
After a while he came back, he smoked a cigarette, I was thinking for myself ¨we are paying for the room and the time, I better try to get some fun from the money we spent¨, we started kissing each other again, we got exited, he bent over and wanted me to fuck him again… I inspected his ass, it looked clear on the outside, so I penetrated him again, for like 3 minutes, I take my penis out to change position and I see my dick has shit on it again!!!! For the third time in the night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ](*,)
I don’t need to say I wasn’t able to jerk off that night, not even when I got home and tried to.
After we got out of the motel, he went with me to my bus stop, I pretended all the way like nothing happened and I was very happy, but once I was alone in the bus and started to remember the bad moments, I couldn’t fell other thing that rage against him cause the bad moment he made me experience. :/
Now I got some sleep, it’s another day, I’m not mad with him anymore, I just pity him, but we were supposed to start fucking every weekend, but now I don’t know… would you guys fuck again with someone who did that to you?
And I have to meet with this super sexy bear on Wednesday, I hope this bad experience doesn’t affect my performance, cause after this bad sex experience with men, I kinda feel to come back with women for a while…

I have to say this was the worst sex experience I ever had, and probably the worst of everyone who post here, thx a lot guys for giving me a place to get this out of me.
And I feel very lucky of having read filipbong, apdragon, Leonardo II, eric55 and fliptrx posts before this happened to me, because otherwise with the little experience I had with men, I would had probably freaked out instead of behaving like the gentleman I did.

------

Btw, I have a question, when you guys say you douche before being bottom, does it mean you take a dump or you do that thing with a hose in your ass?

[BreezyBoy]

My answer is B.

I'd beat the nasty fucker's ass.

[TylerKS]

I'm never going to bottom lol

[stevenavy2003]

Hunter23, it sounds like someone (your gentleman friends) needs more fiber in his diet. Or, he needs to really learn how to purge and clean himself.

[Soilwork]

Meh.

I suggest we hop in the shower.

[Hunter23]

Hunter23, it sounds like someone (your gentleman friends) needs more fiber in his diet. Or, he needs to really learn how to purge and clean himself.

I was with him once before (a week ago), i didn´t penetrated him that time, but i rimmed him (i´m not really a fan but bottoms love it), and he was totally clean that time.
I wonder why he wasn´t clean this time, it´s not like he didn´t have time because he came from the job or anything, it was a Sunday.
We haven´t spoken again so far, and i´m not totally sure if i should bring this subjet up next time we speak, what do you think?

[PhunkSpunk]

It happened to me a couple of times. I mean, it happens, even if you've prepared beforehand. You meet at a club, several hours after your last shower, or BM. It sort of creeps down there: activities like dancing can make it move along faster.

It's an analogous phenomenon to the rotten fish smell some women get on or about their TOTM (when they can be notoriously randy!) And there's only one smell I know that's nastier than shit!

Not wishing to spoil the moment, what I did in both instances (and with the women I've been with who smelled badly) was suggest that we take a shower. I said that I felt like I needed one. Showers, washing each other, is amazing foreplay. And you can bet as I was washing him down, I stuck my soapy fingers up his hole.

[PhunkSpunk]

If you smell any shit down there, for the love of God don't rim! You could get giardiasis or amoebiasis. 10% of the populatiton at large are asymptomatically infected with these little buggers, and 30-40% of gay men, likely due to rimming. While cleaning his ass before you take the dive won't guarentee that you won't get it, it will certainly reduce your chances.

Mind you, none of these are lethal, but you'll have horrible diarrhea. Actually, the farts are leathal!

[PhunkSpunk]

Hunter, if the guy knows he's going to bottom, I think it's incumbent upon him to give himself a little bowel prep beforehand. Fleet ememas are dirt cheap, easy to administer, and work.

[Snogger]

Happened to me once.... nasty, yes... accidental, yes.... I really liked the person, and realized shit happens... pun intended.... yes it killed the mood at the time, but didn't stop us from doing it again... just learned to be more careful....

That's a more reasonable answer.

Personally, I'm a bit careful about who I fuck and who I let fuck me. I simply never fuck on the first date or the first time I meet someone. Oral sex is the most I would ever do under those circumstances, and usually not even that at first. So, by the time we're ready for anal sex, I make it quite clear that we need to prepare for it by enema cleansing. Otherwise, it can be quite disgusting.

[chuck888]

Jeez. Whatabuncha prudes.

Just where do you think your slamming it?

Act like guys, for goodness sake! It's no big deal.

(And no, this is ASSuredly not the "most disgusting thread") :D

[smakelijkus]

i agree totally chuck888!

[Casedork]

Here, here.

[James]

"A" Happened to me once when I was topping my ex. We didn't use a condom at them time so it made it that much nastier for me. Needless to say, I was less that eager to have sex with him again after that, and we soon broke up. The smell is the worst part too. He would sometimes smell my penis to see if he was clean down there after I put it in. How much of a mood killer is THAT!

[paulstud]

I'm with Chuck, too. I'd only be in that area with someone I knew pretty well -- or was VERY attracted to. I'd either revert to other activities, or tease him about it (if I knew him REALLY well). But if we're in that neighborhood, there is always that possibility. I certainly try to stay clean and well-showered, but sex does sometimes happen spontaneously. I can understand guys who NEVER want to fuck or rim, but for guys who are into it -- is it REALLY so rare to catch a whiff of something? (Am I the only one who finds it difficult to NOT pass wind when a top pulls his dick out of me?)

[Actionman]

Oh my god I think this is a traumatic experiement!!!!!

God...it's ohhhh...blagh blagh.... my god!

Hope never happens to me...but what the fuck it's nothing sooo dramatic... I think I would need some weeks to get over something like that.

[Sirens & Drumbeats]

nothing like a good poopoo lolipop.

[Gigondas]

My lover and I have been together for six years, and I can honestly say that I have only shit on his cock once in that time. We fuck at least once a week. At the time it happened, I was mortified. His attitude was "shit happens". It hasn't happened since, though. I'm a very tidy bottom and rinse deep with a shower-shot . Here's a tip: if you are anticipating sex over say, a couple of days and want to preserve the spontenaiety, rinse out thoroughly. After your last expulsion of clear water, take two Immodium AD tablets. It keeps whats up there UP THERE and keeps you feeling confident that you won't cake his pubes with your lunch!

[Lucjub]

I didn't know these things happened....

I am such a virgin!

[thebigone06]

A is the natural reaction, but come to think of it...it's rather illogical and hypocritical. An ass hole is naturally shitty and supposed to be that way because of nature's sole intended purpose for it. It was just that early man was creative, adventurous and horny enough to have found another use for it...a better one at that.
No one ,not even the hunkiest or the richest man on earth is perfectly clean in that area. So, we should know what we are getting into. Expect the worst and hope for the best...
Sure there is douching, but must it be a routine like brushing teeth? Must every guy douche every morning before going out of the house because who knows if he is going to get 'fingered' or butt-fucked that day?
If your occupation is male prostitution, I guess as a courtesy (or customer service) you are obligated to clean your 'workplace' first; but toward regular guys (athletes, construction workers, bike messengers, delivery guys, etc.), I think the disgust is, yeah, hypocritical because we are those regular guys.
That said, let me make it clear... I'm not into 'scat'.
;)

Yea, or maybe it's nature's way of letting gay men know that this area of body was meant to expell things and not to take anything in it.[-X

[BeardedWoof]

I am so repulsed by shit that I refuse to top. I'm still scarred from the first time I saw shit on my dick.

Excuse me while I throw up over the memory. I will NEVER go through that again.

I'll stick to oral sex only.

yeah I'm into oral pretty much too.

I'd fuck someone but only if they're clean or ate lots of fiber, and we have a relationship but I'd rather have it a once a year type of thing and not base our relationship/sex on it all the time.

But I mean it is an ass, and you're having anal sex and well, shit happens....:sex:
All the more reason to use a condom.

Honestly I'm glad this thread is about this. I thought it was a scat thread. No disrespect to anyone that happens to be into scat but it's not something I want to read tons of posts/pages about.

[hermanding]

it has happened to me . if it is not a favorite actividad, then it's best to discuss whether it is not the proper time. of course, an enema or two can solve any problem
ding

[Jeffs0418]

My answer Is also A[-X

[Hälbling]

I'm surprised that so many people shrug and say "shit happens" as if it's a completely inevitable result of anal intercourse.

It needn't be a problem is you think ahead and prepare. A bottom should always have a gentle enema before sex ... it makes things safe and secure for both partners, and a far more enjoyable experience.

I am an almost 100% exclusive bottom and have been taking it up the ass for 20 years (I'm now 35) and I can honestly say I've never had an accident.

If I find myself in a situation where spontaneous sex is about to happen, and I have not prepared, I just say sorry - maybe next time.

In other words, I never go in unprepared ... and I have never had a problem.

[CallMeHTD]

I agree it can be distressing and a mood killer, and the bottom in the pairing really SHOULD ensure that he is 100% ready for intercourse. BUT, if this happens think how much WORSE it is for the bottom than the top in terms of embarassment. Try to be cool about it, and don't cop a lot of attitude. (Yes, it's actually happend to me as a top twice.)

If your going to bottom, a very good tip is to douche many, many hours before the sex itself. If you have a date that night, douche that morning. Water can sometimes get trapped in the lower intestine, and come out during intercourse if you douche right before having sex. Deep Douching right before intercourse can also be unpleasant for a bottom, as douching can leave the rectum irritated. Again, it's best to douche many, many hours before intercourse.

Finally, after you do douche you might give yourself a "test run" with a dildo to see if it comes out clean.

Okay, for you tops out there- you've just read how much work a bottom has to put himself through just to take your dick. Next time, give 'em a little more appreciation. Heh-heh!

[maxibutt]

My answer is B.

I'd beat the nasty fucker's ass.

Does anybody else think that actually getting violent is a viable option here? Jeeez.:confused:

[dogboyshitslave]

I love the smell!!

[bigdog2007]

Well, smelly stuff comes out of everyones arse - top or bottom. Deal with it, if you can clean yourself out before, do it, if not, tell your mate that you haven't and then it is a joint decision to go ahead - or not.
Wy be repulsed, it is a fact of life innit

[dfwjacker]

Well, the thought of this kind of situation really turns me off of anal sex and is probably why I really like frot and prefer to limit my anal play to external stimulation only.

In the world of porn we see ass fucking with out any such worries. I think that leads many guys to think that they can be more spontaneous with anal sex than they should be. In the real world, guys are not always fresh out of the shower, freshly douched and waiting to be fucked and rimmed 24 hours a day. Anyone that engages in anal sex has to deal with with this reality. You can either be very thorough with you and/or your partners ass cleaning habits immediately before sex, or you can be like me and opt to do without the anal penetration or save it for special occasions only when you are sure all is well down there for you and/or you partner.

Personally, I don't think that men that have sex with other men should feel the need to emulate the penetration that occurs in heterosexual sex. We can have toe-curling sex without anal penetration, plus we get the benefit of having much safer sex at the same time.

[durtyboi]

of course a good bottom would suck his cock clean so a prissy top wouldnt have to see anything that would frighten him

[BudinShorts]

of course a good bottom would suck his cock clean so a prissy top wouldnt have to see anything that would frighten him

LMAO - You are tooooooooo funny!

;)

[BeardedWoof]

Well, the thought of this kind of situation really turns me off of anal sex and is probably why I really like frot and prefer to limit my anal play to external stimulation only.

In the world of porn we see ass fucking with out any such worries. I think that leads many guys to think that they can be more spontaneous with anal sex than they should be. In the real world, guys are not always fresh out of the shower, freshly douched and waiting to be fucked and rimmed 24 hours a day. Anyone that engages in anal sex has to deal with with this reality. You can either be very thorough with you and/or your partners ass cleaning habits immediately before sex, or you can be like me and opt to do without the anal penetration or save it for special occasions only when you are sure all is well down there for you and/or you partner.

Personally, I don't think that men that have sex with other men should feel the need to emulate the penetration that occurs in heterosexual sex. We can have toe-curling sex without anal penetration, plus we get the benefit of having much safer sex at the same time.

I agree! I'm not that into internal anal sex/stimulation either.

Also it's silly to think that anal sex in reality is like it is in porn.

The men and women who do anal sex in porn have been stretched out A LOT and can easily take cocks up their ass and there is a lot of editing done to porn.

It's just painful and uncomfortable to me.

As far as fucking guys go I'd only want to do that to a partner/boyfriend and only every so often (if he wants it. I'd do it to please him) and I wouldn't want to do it every single time we have sex.

I'd also want a partner that would occasionally want toys used on him instead of my cock.

[scatmadrid]

I just take an enema and that solves it. Why is there such a long discussion about this? I mean, I don't understand it, personally.

scatmadrid

[roy100]

These stories come from a porn book I bet.