View Full Version : SMOKE WEED THEN masturbation
kevo22
February 27th, 2006, 05:29 AM
It Feel Good I Shoot A Big Load When Im High *|*
karma0398
February 27th, 2006, 05:34 AM
I second that!! ..|
pepsilover
February 27th, 2006, 05:38 AM
getting high is stupid.
PabloZed
February 27th, 2006, 05:51 AM
But sex on weed - or even j/o'ng on weed is pretty good.
HoustonTroy
February 27th, 2006, 06:00 AM
I am 28 and have never smoked Weed, but its on my To Do list , top ten at least.
CGHJ
February 27th, 2006, 06:06 AM
getting high is fun! As long as it's weed.
I'm an aetheist myself, but I never understood why Intelligent Design advocates don't use Hemp as an example of how there must be an intelligent designer. You can make it into clothes, paper, food, and fuel (fuck switchgrass). As a medicine it's safer than aspirin. All those wonderful uses, and yet it's one of the easiest plants in the world to grow, and could help reverse the greenhouse effect and global warming by adding to the Earth's biomass. It is truly nature's perfect plant....almost too good to be true, which is why it's the one thing that makes me wonder is there really IS some kind of master plan.
And yes, great for sex. And masturbation. And watching TV, and...
wit_afrika
February 27th, 2006, 02:15 PM
That's something I haven't tried.....yet.
naked gent
February 27th, 2006, 03:33 PM
I recommend it!
carolina0408
February 27th, 2006, 04:41 PM
im stoned right now and its great. off to class.....
Pican1980
February 27th, 2006, 06:00 PM
I have to agree with C on the design aspects of hemp. It makes cotton look like a joke when used properly.
Also not bad for the other stuff.
CanadianGuy
February 27th, 2006, 06:18 PM
Weed just makes me very tired. I'm not a huge fan of it.
harristate
February 27th, 2006, 06:59 PM
To me, the smell is sickening and I get a headache from any kind of smoke. So I've never been a big fan. Is the rush similar to poppers? Those I like.
Corny
February 27th, 2006, 07:06 PM
no it's different. one of the interesting things is that almost everybody reacts a bit different to weed. some just get a very good feeling, some get tired, some become all giddy, and some have to vomit. most people are in the relaxed/giddy range though. if you want to try out - start with small amounts, make 30 mins breaks and see how your body reacts. in general it's more harmless than poppers and most other drugs including alcohol. but it can be dangerous to use when your body still is developing.
Nonimus
February 27th, 2006, 11:40 PM
I dont like weed, EVERY single time i've smoked it some natural element albeit the wind, waves etc 'sings' the Godfather theme tune - what the fuck that's all about i dont know, but i'll stick to me lager down the pub
KuroiSora
February 28th, 2006, 12:21 AM
I think it sounds kinda hot....
thehype
February 28th, 2006, 01:31 AM
I smoke it sometimes. It's weird but every time I smoke, I get very horny. I've talked with other people who smoke but they don't get that same effect. For me, it's a sexual stimulant.
Horschallen
February 28th, 2006, 02:35 AM
I used to do that a lot back when I was in college and early during my working years. Loved to do that.... especially in the college dorm showers! I once walked into a group of frat brothers smoking, etc. in the community bath... it was a fun sight.
Throb4U
February 28th, 2006, 03:24 AM
WEED?! Well... I don't know about burning weeds, but I have occasionally felt the urge to slap the old monkey after burning a pile of leaves in my yard. Is this what you mean? Maple or oak leaves don't do much for me as an aphrodisiac though... I haven't thought of burning rosemary or sage, but I am adventurous and will give it a try for the said of experiment. What kind of weed do you burn before whacking off?
nwdavis
March 1st, 2006, 08:36 AM
If you choose to smoke pot that's your discission. Its not for me thanks. I could never risk it. I could be chosen for a random drug test at work and be fired if it came up positive for any drugs. Then I would be broke and homeless.
sb
March 1st, 2006, 08:48 AM
getting high is stupid.
no, comments like that are stupid.
Pot isn't really my thing but on the rare occassion I smoke some I do feel the urge to get off but couldn't be bothered do anything about it. Crystal on the other hand... that is wonderful.
aj82
March 2nd, 2006, 12:11 AM
The trouble with pot is it makes me very disinclined to have sex. It's more giggly cuddles - which are nice and all - but orgasm ruins the high so, really, not for me.
HollisterDude08
March 2nd, 2006, 12:11 AM
it does feel like you cum 10x more... its amazing
killawalekev
March 2nd, 2006, 12:45 AM
used to be a massive stoner and cumming off my guts is the thing i miss most !!!!!!1
Time
March 2nd, 2006, 12:54 PM
Now children drugs are bad Mackay
lilboyblu87
March 3rd, 2006, 03:28 AM
havn't tried it...yet.
trey1121
March 3rd, 2006, 03:49 AM
Having sex after smoking weed can be lots of fun!!
EzE622
March 17th, 2006, 05:00 AM
Yeah smoking before you jack off makes it so much better you have to try it sometime its great
Twisly
March 17th, 2006, 06:30 AM
i've done this several times. the feeling of jerking off plus the smoke will surely be an amazing experience!
Antares
March 17th, 2006, 06:40 AM
Never tried it.
KuroiSora
March 17th, 2006, 07:05 AM
I'd like to get totally blowed and just fuck the shit outta some guy... But then again, I'm kinda horney right now....
manlover
March 24th, 2006, 12:46 AM
I love getting high and having sex or jacking off!! :sex: :sex: :sex: :sex: :sex:
If it's not you're thing fine. I don't tell you what to do, don't tell me.
OrionFyre
March 24th, 2006, 03:52 AM
I smoke it sometimes. It's weird but every time I smoke, I get very horny. I've talked with other people who smoke but they don't get that same effect. For me, it's a sexual stimulant.
:wave:
hey, same exact response I get from it. From day one I've always gotten horny while stoned.
And mannn feels great :P Especially when it hinders ejaculatory response and you feel like you're building and building and building and building... :eek: *|*
skinnedrat
March 24th, 2006, 07:53 AM
im stoned right now and its great. off to class.....
I hear that!
marcanthony
March 24th, 2006, 01:33 PM
Oh yeah baby ...the best
Hypnotic
April 11th, 2006, 09:00 PM
Weed is great for sex, and is definitly a sexual stimulant for me. I love fuckin my man's face, and if we get high, he's usually got a really sore throat the next day.
Just gotta be careful, if you get too high, sex is really awkward. Also, be careful using toys when high, friend of mine used her vibrator high and fell asleep with it on. Burned the skin on the inside of her leg and got infected, she's got a scar there now.
-Kevin
burst_and_bloom
April 12th, 2006, 09:23 PM
I can fuck for hours when I'm high, its so hot
recuerdeme
April 12th, 2006, 09:38 PM
I have a friend who started doing that now he can't sustain without smoking weed beforehand. Use with caution.
23yoboi
April 15th, 2006, 11:23 AM
without being high i can go for quite a while. when i get high.... lets just say it is a long long night... when you do finally cum the feeling is so much better
xysatbc
April 15th, 2006, 02:53 PM
Anyone got any hot weed videos???
alt_angry_robot
April 15th, 2006, 03:59 PM
I've only done it twice. It was okay, but have had better *|* on other drugs.
Snickers52
April 16th, 2006, 02:05 AM
I haven't smoked any grass in over 20 years, but I well remember what it did for me. It always gave me the "double H's". Hungry and horny. I could smoke one joint and in 30 minutes I'd be hungry enough to eat the ass end out of a rag doll, and then all I'd want to do is fuck till my brains leaked.
I think marijuana is far less bad for a person than alcohol. I just wish they'd make it legal. I simply won't pay what people charge for it while it's illegal. It's great, but not that great.
shaver7
April 19th, 2006, 07:31 AM
My absolute FAVOURITE state to be in when masturbating providing the weed is right. Most times it's not but when it is nothing beats the experience....
FirePhoenix
April 19th, 2006, 07:33 AM
Never tried it but maybe one of these days :)
themis98
April 19th, 2006, 12:40 PM
a little herbal orgasm enhancement is just what the doctor ordered. a few tokes always makes me want to give my dick some attention.
kevo22
April 20th, 2006, 02:27 PM
when i am high i love to swollow cum it is so good. im high right now can i swollow someone cum
KuroiSora
April 20th, 2006, 05:22 PM
I've only done it twice. It was okay, but have had better *|* on other drugs.
Hummm, like what....? ;) :D
bisexualme
April 21st, 2006, 04:16 AM
happy 420! guys
i had loads of fun:D
burst_and_bloom
April 23rd, 2006, 05:41 PM
happy 420! guys
i had loads of fun:D
Hahahaha, as did I! ;)
messy shooter
April 23rd, 2006, 07:22 PM
still a virgin
with weed
djpaulbsas
April 27th, 2006, 08:29 PM
Never did that, but I'll give it a chance
culasiat
April 30th, 2006, 05:10 PM
Love it ..| even better when masturbation is replaced by a deep long hard fuck
shaver7
May 31st, 2006, 05:08 AM
I do it when I am in Amsterdam which is a bi annual thing. Dope is available easily in the coffee shops there but I have found the best to be from a coffee shop just along the road from the gay movie house. The brew is skunk and man that gets me off big time. I have a smoke at the coffee shop and then go to the gay movies where I sit and stroke and watch the movies to get turned on. Sometimes I get lucky in the movie house but I really like to go back to the hotel room and set up a mirror at the end of the bed and have LONG sessions with a good smoke. These sessions can go on for some time and multiple times per night. When I leave Amsterdam after a week I am usually shattered but very happy.
DougNL
May 31st, 2006, 09:52 PM
getting high is fun! As long as it's weed.
I'm an aetheist myself, but I never understood why Intelligent Design advocates don't use Hemp as an example of how there must be an intelligent designer. You can make it into clothes, paper, food, and fuel (fuck switchgrass). As a medicine it's safer than aspirin. All those wonderful uses, and yet it's one of the easiest plants in the world to grow, and could help reverse the greenhouse effect and global warming by adding to the Earth's biomass. It is truly nature's perfect plant....almost too good to be true, which is why it's the one thing that makes me wonder is there really IS some kind of master plan.
And yes, great for sex. And masturbation. And watching TV, and...
I think the answer to your question is too many big companies have a vested interes that it isnt made into paper, or clothes or food, or fuel or even a safer drug than aspirin. It's all about money - especially profit.
Btw it is excellent for sex.
lavacock
March 18th, 2007, 02:34 AM
why did it take me so long to find this thread? some very good points have been made. if you don't like weed, fine, but don't preach to those of us who do. getting high makes sex sooooooo much better, whether it's jacking off or getting blown. granted, it won't have the same effect on everyone, but for me it's fucking awesome. just wish I could do it more often.*|* *|* *|*
tavares
March 18th, 2007, 04:53 AM
I dont like weed, EVERY single time i've smoked it some natural element albeit the wind, waves etc 'sings' the Godfather theme tune - what the fuck that's all about i dont know, but i'll stick to me lager down the pub
I totally know what you mean.
roguehunter
March 18th, 2007, 04:24 PM
I dont like weed, EVERY single time i've smoked it some natural element albeit the wind, waves etc 'sings' the Godfather theme tune - what the fuck that's all about i dont know, but i'll stick to me lager down the pub
LAGAR AND PUB, thats fun to jack off on. weed is good when you dont wanna feel your feet. and you wanna get paranoid that EVERYONE IS WATCHING YOU. this man has a point, beer is the ebst bet, stick to the pubs.
scubaboys
March 19th, 2007, 04:59 PM
I think it's a must.......Weed + Sex = Loads of cum
bisexualme
April 4th, 2007, 03:29 PM
smokin weed and cummin is the best!
OttawaJanus
April 4th, 2007, 04:24 PM
Haven't tried that yet
maxracer
April 4th, 2007, 09:53 PM
There is nothing to compare to an orgasm after smoking a joint, or to the foreplay that gets you there. Sex and weed are made for each other. It's a benign, non-addictive pleasure enhancement as long as both partners are in agreement.
cock4cplz
April 17th, 2007, 08:16 PM
Yesssss Smoking weed is essential for long, extended edging sessions.............then hit the poppers..............feel my cock swell even more.........lasting for much longer....................cumming much larger loads.............
Yeah I guess you could say I like it.*|*
BeardedWoof
April 18th, 2007, 03:43 AM
I used to LOVE doing this back when I did such things....
Grace17fan
April 19th, 2007, 04:37 AM
I agree Orion! I'd love to join you for that!
sexyheny05
April 20th, 2007, 01:10 PM
Smoked a fatty joint with my bf last night... we lasted for ages together and then came all over each other at the same time. it feels so good riding him while i am high. weed +sex is brilliant. x
divaman
April 25th, 2007, 03:08 AM
masturbation and weed go hand in hand.
fbald89
April 25th, 2007, 06:52 AM
never tried and God willing, I never will!! i think people who use it r stupid, and i mean no offence but any1 who uses any drugs is stupid. there r no reasons to justify drug use, and dont gimme that crap that u were depressed or that it was the only way u could unwind, let me tell u something, i know about depression, i was only 10 and i am now 18 and i have been suffering depression for a long time and no1 in my family knows about it. but i have never even considered drug use. i am even happier now and i feel less depressed and better about myself now coz i never touched the shit. so there r no excuses for it, u use it, then ur a fukn idiot and that is all there is to it. sorry if i offended but the truth often does!!
FossilForbes
April 25th, 2007, 07:43 AM
^^ nobody cares what you say. seriously
Anyways....
Things to do:
1. Get some weed
2. Go to Amsterdam
BiGuy8705
April 25th, 2007, 06:42 PM
Me and the BF smoke a lot.... also fuck a lot when we're together, since we only see eachother every other weekend or so... always a great experience!!
edit: The hottest thing was when I started blowing him shotguns all the time. One time we were baking out his car, and he exhaled a ton of smoke into my mouth, then we kissed w/o exhaling. It was hott, but definatley not the kind of thing to do all the time lol.
Grace17fan
April 26th, 2007, 12:25 AM
Always been a great "ride" for me. I used to tell people that pot made me happy, horny and hungry and that alone has gotten me laid a few times by "straight" men who took advantage (I never mind).
The feeling is practically undescribable. The minute I start smoking, my pecker gets hard and I wanna cum everywhere.
So here's my advice. Get high, find your favorite porn and when you get to the part that really gets you off, let it go and you'll cum buckets. If you are with a partner, let your partner jerk you off because there's no feeling like it when you're high.
JOBudNkd
May 27th, 2007, 11:46 PM
This thread brings back memories. When I was in college, my roommate and I used to smoke weed then jerk off. Was totally incredible.
hack24
May 28th, 2007, 12:34 AM
I think that weed affects different people differently. It's been a while since I last smoked weed, but for me it heightens my sensation when being fondled, sucked or licked... (you get the picture) but at the same time it takes me longer to shoot a load. I can't say that the amount I shoot is much different, but the sensation is... well... sensational. :D
aadams990
May 28th, 2007, 12:59 AM
Hmm. I have only smoked weed like 4 times, and I haven't done anything sexual either time. I tend to be "body stoned" and can just sit or lay there, lol.
bisexualme
May 28th, 2007, 10:40 PM
weed and sex are awsome.
ive been clean for a month for a new job.....sucks being sober...
feeley
May 30th, 2007, 06:19 AM
Forget the inside of her leg...what about the inside of her poontang????!! That shit musta been mincemeat!
cock4cplz
July 2nd, 2007, 07:14 PM
Yessssss the best cum is to smoke some weed while watching some porn........then hit the poppers when your cock is hard .............then keep on doing this until your asscunt is hungry for a toy or cock...........then let the real fun begin.
and then cummmm very large amounts
endofanxera
July 3rd, 2007, 04:55 PM
Wow. Totally. Weed is my favorite thing in the world lol. Never tried sex, though. I'm usually laughing so hard at the stupidest stuff that I don't even think about sex.
Just food. ;D
Tightboxer
July 3rd, 2007, 05:24 PM
just thought i'd say high as im stoned aswel at the mo.
...hmm might av a wank ;)
sexyheny05
July 4th, 2007, 04:47 PM
i am high as a kite. enjoying the site right now!!! x
lavacock
July 9th, 2008, 04:31 AM
getting sucked while high is the best feeling in the world. when it cums to jacking off, buds plus lube equals an awesome orgasm.
sabot3ur
July 10th, 2008, 05:48 AM
wow, this thread is the ultimate truth!
weed definitely intensifies arousal and orgasm, it's all better high!
Lancsdan
July 11th, 2008, 05:18 PM
weed just makes you horny. its hard not to want to wank when ur stoned
pianoperson60
July 16th, 2008, 11:47 PM
ummmm.....every day!
TKNAKED
July 17th, 2008, 02:23 AM
Let's see ... smoking weed and jacking off ... a good combination ??
It's got my vote. That's exactly what I'm doing tonight.
Naked ... Getting Stoned ... and jacking off. What a combination !!!
Kimono310
July 17th, 2008, 05:53 AM
A game that could last hours. I love it.
itunes1000
July 18th, 2008, 04:22 AM
any videos? thats hot
wonky42
July 18th, 2008, 04:35 AM
Definitely glad to see this thread hehe...getting high and having sex is the best=)
ballinboy
July 18th, 2008, 04:41 AM
i agree. that's all i can say :)*|*
forster
July 18th, 2008, 06:42 AM
I smoke it sometimes. It's weird but every time I smoke, I get very horny. I've talked with other people who smoke but they don't get that same effect. For me, it's a sexual stimulant.
Same for me. And it feels like it draws out the sexual experience. I love to jerk off when I'm high...it's amazing!
RationalLunacy
July 18th, 2008, 06:46 AM
How the hell do you expect me to j/o whilst high? My hands are too busy stuffing my face trying to deal with the munchies.
lovecrazedkid
July 18th, 2008, 08:28 AM
Man, stoned jerking off is the best. SUPER intense.
I tried having sex while I was stoned once. Didn't work out to well, I ended up laughing during the middle of it and ruined the whole thing.
willycocks
July 20th, 2008, 10:57 AM
everyone I know smokes it including my mother
I smoke top quality and its great, I smoke three times a day, about 2-3 days per week
iluvbrent
July 20th, 2008, 11:25 AM
Where do you get them btw?
gabriel1
July 20th, 2008, 12:48 PM
How the hell do you expect me to j/o whilst high? My hands are too busy stuffing my face trying to deal with the munchies.Took the words right from my brain.....
babyboy201
July 20th, 2008, 07:49 PM
its very hot whem you jerk off while you are smoking, i do this wherever i can
johnfb1965
July 20th, 2008, 10:00 PM
I love getting stoned and jacking, I wish I had a partner though
crazyabe
July 21st, 2008, 03:19 AM
Anybody like to cam while smoking or know of any good vids?
boylover
July 28th, 2008, 02:04 AM
when i smoke a blunt I can cum without touching myself....my whole body becomes sensitive to movement and highly orgasmic....awesome!
RoadBike
July 29th, 2008, 04:54 AM
I like pot. I've been smoking it MODERATELY for years. Sex is fun when I'm high. I'm usually more into the experience of sex than merely just trying to get my rocks off quickly. My Saturday morning sessions are epic. Oh! You can get a prescription for it in CA and smoke it legally.
UAJock
October 16th, 2008, 03:15 AM
ummmm.....every day!
:cool:+*|*=..|
Mannie
October 16th, 2008, 09:16 AM
It's amazing! I want to get fucked so bad when I'm high because it relaxes my ass and i get really horny when i'm high haha! I always have an easier time talkin to guys when i'm high! :) love the idea of a guy getting me high and taking advantage of me, soo hot :)
xzakxrawrx
October 16th, 2008, 02:32 PM
it's great when it's not cut with something nasty. :mad:
indica type of weed is too mongy and u want to sit around doing nothing buy laying on ya couch.
i prefer sativa type of weed, uplifting, not that mongy and gets me extremelly horny.
but really stupid how something dangerous like alcohol is legal and something very safe like weed (unless cut) is illegal.
as u can't really OD on weed, u just pass out/sleep.
anyway i already found my legal herb(a flower), but different to weed:blue lotus
it's extremely relaxing, very euphoric, sedative, aphrodisiac effects.
quite subtle effects but goes even better infused in wine.
smoothebottom
October 16th, 2008, 03:27 PM
...I dont know about masterbating...but I love having sex after smoking weed. especially with a guy where all I have to do is lay back, enjoy my high, and let him tap that ass
Swim69mer
December 22nd, 2008, 10:52 AM
I never smoked weed but would like to try it once and have sex when I'm doing it.
Thomabulous
December 24th, 2008, 10:03 PM
I do it all the time... Stopping here and there for a hit slows me down, and then when I cum it feels great.
Then I get to take a shower stoned off my ass...and the water feels so good that I stay in there for like 20-30 minutes.
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