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cplmilt
February 15th, 2006, 01:29 AM
Does any one have the blue prints for this?*|*



http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/no_woman_no_cry_67523.html


hands free jerking complete with cum shot.
strokeyer10
February 15th, 2006, 01:32 AM
sure wish i did
!!!
thewiz
February 15th, 2006, 01:57 AM
Oh you guys were talking about the machine; I was thinking of the working part inside!
guajero
February 15th, 2006, 01:57 AM
that seems really wonderful. if i had one of those i would never leave the house.
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SJB69
February 15th, 2006, 02:09 AM
That things awesome...love the nipple stimulation! What a load that guy shoots too!! *|*
gemini72
February 15th, 2006, 02:09 AM
that looks a little too complicated for something as simple as jacking off...although, that does show commitment to the art of masturbation...he should win some award or something....
Effortless_Pro
February 15th, 2006, 02:10 AM
Well that's insanely creative...
Kyanimal
February 15th, 2006, 02:13 AM
Where can I order at least Two of those?? :badgrin:
quixx777
February 15th, 2006, 02:15 AM
Very creative, but just a bit too mechanical. I'll stick with alternating my hands for excitement.
T24bone
February 15th, 2006, 02:51 AM
Oh you guys were talking about the machine; I was thinking of the working part inside!

Yeah, no kidding...If the guy using it would deliver it to my house, I could definitly get him off hands free.....mmmmm:bj:

Def a cool machine though.....
FabFairy
February 15th, 2006, 03:24 AM
Thats an odd looking milking machine. LOL

I think I could do a better job than that and my mouth will work at any angle. <cheesy grin>
BulgingWranglers
February 15th, 2006, 03:34 AM
IT's cool, but whoever invented that has WAY too much free time on his hands.
SourTimes
February 15th, 2006, 04:13 PM
IT's cool, but whoever invented that has WAY too much free time on his hands.

now they have even more free time for their hands..
thelaw2047
February 15th, 2006, 05:37 PM
This guy has a huge load !!!! Wonder if this was one of those "mechanical engineering" projects ? I think I could get him off if he came to visit me. And if he's a redhead...OH YEEAAAHHHH!!!
CUTMEAT8
February 15th, 2006, 10:32 PM
Reminds me of when I worked on the farm as a kid ... that's a real MILKING machine ... lol ... sure "wood" like to try it ... hope to "beat" that hot guy's cumming record ... shot after shot of all that hot English jizz!!! Britannia rules!!
starsex7
February 19th, 2006, 02:40 PM
Anyone know if you can buy this - I want one!!!
aneal_lingus
February 19th, 2006, 06:42 PM
It actually looks kinda easy to make. I can imagine the gears and levers he used to make it, and to be honest, i think i am inspired to make one.
hack24
February 19th, 2006, 07:17 PM
The machine is nice and all, but it's no substitute for another guy's hand jerking you... and you jerking him. Yummmm!
okcnwarea
February 19th, 2006, 07:23 PM
that is cool, but I will stick with my partners hand or other parts
bulge
February 19th, 2006, 10:21 PM
Nice milking. It is nice to see him come into that bottle. I guess farm boys are familiar with cow milking devices.
spooger
February 19th, 2006, 10:55 PM
It looks like he used a blender jug with his dick stuck through the rubber lid.

Imagine the fun you could have at the juice bar or over a snow cone.

We could name a new drink: cplmilt cream - rolls off the tongue real nice ...

That was awesome - thanks! :D
paatreides
February 19th, 2006, 11:20 PM
I had an AccuJac years ago... I wore it out! LOL!! Alas, they are no longer in business. Those things are great when you want to lay back and enjoy but have noone to lend you a hand.
starsex7
February 20th, 2006, 07:05 PM
Huge load and his bod looks fit too - nice socks and sneakers!
ffellaal
February 25th, 2006, 04:55 PM
That was incredibly hot! Damn, I need to find out how to make one of those for myself. :)
Sadomechanix
August 15th, 2006, 08:03 PM
Hi.. You just might find one, easier to copy, if you look at http://www.sadomechanix.dk/onaniselen-gb.htm

If you'd need the blueprints, to copy that one, I'd try to find someone able to build blueprints..*S*(!)
RingToneSpook
August 15th, 2006, 08:33 PM
I just LOVE jacking off with a blender! I put three limes and a can of yogurt in it and blend quickly. I then stick my shank in it and turn it on slow. The thrill of danger is a total kick.
blonddie
August 15th, 2006, 10:39 PM
what a lazy bastard, honestly tho can a strange robot wank with added brass nipple scratchers be nice? the same speed, the same pressure, the ache in your knees as u lie down like a road traffic accident. my hand has served me well all these years when i'm alone, i dont fancy trading it in for a 'Blue Peter' like machine.
seattleboy
August 16th, 2006, 12:16 AM
HUGE FUCKING LOAD!!!!!!!!!!! Creamy, thick, white as milk - YUM!
bike10
August 16th, 2006, 12:45 AM
Was this school science project?
Snogger
August 17th, 2006, 05:33 PM
The machine is nice and all, but it's no substitute for another guy's hand jerking you... and you jerking him. Yummmm!

Exactly. If he spent an equal amount of time and effort into trying to find a date or a boyfriend, he would have a much better time.
theprojectzero
August 17th, 2006, 06:41 PM
Ah?! That's amazin' ! Where can i get one? :D Hehehe...
sonny10305
August 17th, 2006, 08:05 PM
Nah, I ain't stickin my dick in no machine[-X