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ericw
September 20th, 2005, 02:55 PM
I love seeing cute guys naked in the locker room, of course, and I especially love it when they're so straight and so naive (or unconcerned) or just so not-homophobic that they sit around naked with you in the steamroom or sauna and have a conversation and don't notice that every time they look away or close their eyes, I'm eating them up alive with mine.

But... There have been a few cuties who were 'shy' and never got out of their towels. At my health club it's possible to get into the shower stall in your towel, and either close the door and throw the towel over the door (it doesn't get wet) or reach out and hang in on a hook right outside the door.

Well, you can't very well take a guy's towel that's hanging over the door halfway in and out of the stall, but you can certainly take his towel from the hook on the doorpost by 'mistake' ("now where did I leave my towel?" and then sort of hang out in the sauna which has a full view of the showers through its glass door.

I've done this twice, and of course the idea is to come out of the sauna for a close-up look just as they open the shower door, reach for their towel in panic, realize it's gone, and try to decide what to do. Sometimes they think that nobody's around and they plot the run for the nearest stack of towels, and when I come out of the sauna at that moment, there's always a great expression of panic, and a lovely view, to greet me.

Anybody else ever done this? Is this wicked?

mr.leo
September 20th, 2005, 05:16 PM
lol. Can't say I've ever done that, but maybe I'll try it the next time?
Only thing I can think of is throwing a chair at someone in the locker room who was annoying my friend... (my friend did it lol)

PeteMeat
September 20th, 2005, 05:40 PM
I can't believe I am sharing this, but here goes:
About a year ago I was in a health club out of town from the one I usually go to and this one guy in the sauna was making fag remarks. REALLY NASTY fag remarks. The other guy in the sauna laughed and encouraged him. I just sat there and finally told him that I didn't think his humor was funny. He said to me" What are you a fag?" And said that I should suck his cock. I told him if I am or not is none of his business and that the only way his cock would ever be sucked is if were double jointed. I left the room and took a shower. When he and his buddy left the room, they went to their lockers first and then went into the showers. While they were in the showers I took a shit in the big mouth's gym bag and left.

bagley
September 20th, 2005, 05:41 PM
Evil things I have done in locker rooms ..... taking hot guys' jocks..... tees...shorts...for JO purposes... seducing sex starved married guys.... finding wallets and taking the money.... I'm happy to say I'm mostly reformed....but, I still have a strong fetish for married men w/an homosexual itch....

hornyshauny
September 20th, 2005, 06:04 PM
All of the above!!! *|*

516NYGWM
September 20th, 2005, 06:45 PM
ericw, yes that was wicked, and you should be ashamed of yourself. PeteMeat that too was terribly wicked, and you should be proud.

Bi Married Male
March 22nd, 2006, 01:21 AM
Love hotties like this walking around in the steam and shower areas...

http://chicago.craigslist.org/m4m/144003313.html

diri
March 22nd, 2006, 11:02 PM
Love hotties like this walking around in the steam and shower areas...

http://chicago.craigslist.org/m4m/144003313.html

Removed!

buzzj
March 22nd, 2006, 11:32 PM
Are you sure you don't mean to ask for the best thing we ever did in a locker room? ;)

ricrand
March 23rd, 2006, 12:06 AM
Got fucked in a very public shower

susenciska
March 23rd, 2006, 01:31 AM
What a great reaction, I think you should get a medaille for it.

eazyone
March 23rd, 2006, 03:11 AM
In my local swimming pool changing rooms, where i often spy some rather hot swimmers, i managed to have a quick wank while noone else was in there....

Was risky as hell.... but that added to the excitement....

When someone came in, they just thought i had a rather meaty cock, little did they know i'd only just finished!*|*

SuperNovaSolarFlare
March 23rd, 2006, 07:09 AM
I beat off in a shower once while more b/f at the time watched/kept watch. I also finished just in time, because someone came in. I had to quickly stuff my cock back into my shorts (they had a rule, you have to wear shorts in the shower).

BreezyBoy
March 23rd, 2006, 07:32 AM
Took a dump in the urinal because all the stalls were taken.

...okay, I never really did this. But I can't stand people who do.

serious_andy
March 23rd, 2006, 10:53 PM
I've pinched guys sweaty undies, wanked all over them and then returned them.